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16-01-2004	13:58	Paul Drage
Interesting day so far woke at 11:00, laid about until about half 11, did loads to diary between 11:45 - 1:00pm (GMT), then went down town, was gona pay money in, but glad i didnt now Got me hair cut looks good, as ever um, Walked home, ere I am If you are interested in having a diary on DrageFiles, stop being interested and actually make one The system works great now, if i do say so myself, you can add scrap (scrap doesnt actually have to be about bob marley tho!!) and posts, and if you pay your optional fee you can activate your options, such as background changing, font changing, colour customization, and soon, event reminders etc. The diary now consists of well over 1000 lines of code which is cool, The features atm are: Birthday reminders sent to your email address every month with who's birthday is in that month, Diary, adding entries etc, automated scrapbook, gallery(soon), comment on posts, global chat area, forgot password, the list goes on, I'm looking for new ideas now, so if you've got any ideas please let me know and i'll see what i can do to implement them!! Everyone from college goin out for a few drinks to celebrate Dan's birthday on the 25th, or maybe the 24th, probs 24th! (saturday) so thats interestin.. Um, elmo rocks In mine 'n carols 'n james' 'n marks' presentation we iz makin a slide with loads of sesame street animations on and homer of course and stuff which is.. fab! I was wantin to buy a black fiesta yesterday (dont you tell me how much i change my mind.. i might have to slap you about with a bit of trout!), i looked on Autotrader online when me and alan walked out of lesson (i was watchin anton pissed crawlin up a bed ws gr8, ws watchin it on alans computer and bitch kicked him out so i followed bleh bleh bleh), and anyway, i foned him up last night, (fiesta man) and he said it was 50 miles (not 35miles away) in leicester (wat a gay way to spell it! .. but correct..) guess what? SOLD. it wudda bin a bargain at Ł325 (prob crapped up??) and i wudda changed interior to mk4, and made everyfin silver so it fitted wid the black, and wudda bin great, oh well not much point in sobbing about it, it was a H reg which means prob had looooads of owners, short tax and mot so meh, prob better off without the poor lil thin A few months ago, i said i had little balance left on my fone, its still on 11p w00t ! and still gt my 5 free txts a day. Inland revenue have finally sent me a letter about the tax i am being charged from my job at Mc.D.. it says i need to tell them my working periods and stuff, and how dumb, just hand me my money on a silver platter and be done with it, I officially hate the inland revenue and im only 17, think what else they gona do to me in my life time CHILD ABUSE CHILD ABUSE!! Got me thinkin this mornin (oh no!), the government are a minority all of them fatassed pigs who sit around and give themselves some kind of authority over the majority and make laws up which stop us from doin stuff, they are takin the fun outa life, i mean say me rich lee make pirate e-swoosh fm, well, we'll get caught and arrested, but at the end of the day we're all human, who says that the pigs (minority - police) can arrest me for breaking a law set by a minority? If you are still not confused then good, if you are confused, please re-read until you understand, then continue, For this reason I have come to a fairly firm decision that CAPITALISM SUCKS, COMMUNISM ROCKS. And to put a blunt end to a huuaaage post, I thankyou for reading my views on the government of England/UK and hope that you will sahre my view that politics, does, indeed, suck, penis. Disclaimer: Everyone has a right to freedom of speach, i just excersized it. So cut my throat and call me charlie. In no way am I saying you HAVE to agree with what I say, just merely read it and get it drilled into your head that communism is such a clever idea I'll see you when u get there if you eva get thereeee errrrr, Paul - Now i sin faces, 'n places 'n things i not eva wna tlk bout(?)...

13-01-2004	23:02	Paul Drage
Murder. 1.The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice. 2.Slang, something that is uncomfortable difficult or hazardous. 3.A flock of crows. 4.TO PUT AN END TO I just wanted to mark this day with definitions of murder, seeing as, Harrold Shipman took his own life today after losing grip of his life in prison. It just got me thinking ya know, Life, We live we do fun , we die, So suicide isn't all its cranked up to be really.. is it? If u take your own life your not really gona miss out on anything.. seein as your dead and in a better place lol. Then another side of me ses.. wtf you talkin bout paul.. go back to watchin pretty woman (oh i will in a mo wen friggin news is ova!!) So that's all joy isn't it. Harrold Shipman hangs himself, wheres the f u c king justice in that?? 1. "The unlawful killing of one human by another" says it all really doesnt it, he took how many lives? was it 250? and for that he took his own life, , wish he could of had a long slow death, but hey? what does that say bout me? im an evil horny 17 year old with nothin better to do than watch pretty woman and comment on some sad basta rds life, whopptidoo, later, Paul - 'All for one and all for one" (um.)

10-01-2004	18:35	Paul Drage
Odd day. Woke at 8, did all usual crap, shower change sort out uniform into bag etc, made three ham and cheese sandwiches only ate two, gave sis other one, who was up and packing to leave to go back to uni Anyways i left house at about 8:35am. Sis back at uni now neway Been a great time havin her back in the house! makes life more livable! Went to work today anyway, worked 9-5, and it wsnt too bad, um, i ws gna hand in resignation but like 10 mins b4 i ws gona, they gave me a pay rise! lol. dont know how much rly until next pay cheque/pay slip. On my break i went to hmv and brought 'Blink 182', what a great album.. infact.. the greatest!! Gettin till trained soon at work so not so bad!, And lastly but deff not least I have discovered that when i was lookin in the mirror.. i have a six pack.. wowa. how fortunate, that indeed, i did not do any excersize to get it gna have to do some to obviously improve it, anyway fun fun, Quite tired and achey, working 10-7 2moro me thinks, or 10-6, anyway fun fun, mmmm moneeeeeeyyyy... mmmm gna buy me car soon, seen a pug106 for Ł995 so thats good, might go for a mini tho which is only like Ł500 and spend loads doin it up.. but i dont think its big enuf tbh! Enuf paul enuf, THANKYOU PLEASH, Paul - Elmo rocks! & LIZARD!

08-01-2004	21:37	Paul Drage
"Isn't it ironic? dont ya think?" "Its a free ride when you've already paid" Might buy a red fiesta off my mums friend's son! But i dont know.. a RED fiesta? thats like.. old woman style? meh! We got this powerpoint presentation assignment atm.. i hate presenting but i sure knows how to project me voice which is great! So college is a barrel of laffs atm (!) - sarcasm exclamation mark.. incase didnt know, erm, Gettin mop chopped off 2moro wow hair cut after 3 months lol... Its so cool i can pull my hair down to the tops of my eyes.. but it must go! Oh the well, Ironic finished now so i'll be gone, word of the day: meh! (damn that word.) Paul - He's a dude, she's a dude, We're all dudes hey!

07-01-2004	16:50	Paul Drage
End of Christmas time, start of new year, Whos is my favourite diary so far? ooooh thats a tricky question, but it'd have to be between Lee's and Alan's, purely because they amuse me, Who has the most comments? Alan. Who has the most posts? Buh duno! Ok so my summary of last year!: Best song: The darkness - I believe in a thing called love Best buy: Provisional license? naaar, um, probably 6 litres of vodka. Best time of the year?: Summer hollidays deffinately, Must of been to at least 4 or 5 events where i got totally hammerd.. great summer.. Worst time of year?: I'd like to say exams or leavin school but they werent really bad at all, so probably January / Feb purely because it was boring and samey as the others! or when i joined Mc D. Best accomplishment? e-swoosh online radio meh! um..maybe my spoon certificate for german! w00t! big shout out to the spoon possy. ahem. :S:S Movin on.. Today drove to warwick cos seb needed pickin up and it js so happend to be my lesson. um, moved marions meeting until friday at 3, that should give me some time to do the website for her! Boring boring boring, init. meeeehhh hahahaha, Also welcome laura to the bunch of user diarys and i myself will be changing to use the new system in the near future. bahahaha. Lataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Paul - Heres my 10 cents my 2 cents is free, a nuisance, who sent, you sent for me!

04-01-2004	15:54	Paul Drage
05:00 AM 4th Jan(ANDORRA TIME): A rude awakening in my hotel bed an evil alarm beeping, straight up suitcase packed and dressed. 05:30 AM 4th Jan(ANDRA TIME): Outside of the hotel in deep soft snow, hmm, cold. freezin infact! 06:00 AM....: A short walk down the icey road to the coach and stuff, boarding a coach around about now. 07:30 AM....: Halfway point between andorra and toulouse. 09:00 AM....: Arrivé toulouse airport, 12:00 AM....: Depart toulouse airport, <<<<< LETS DOOO THE TIME WARP AGAIN (STEP BACK AN HOUR IN THE AIR INIT) >>>>> 13:50GMT: Touch down at Birmin'am'in'er'national airheadport!! wooo. 14:00GMT: Inside terminal building. 14:10GMT: Suitcases off of conveyor. 14:11GMT: Passport control, no queue.. straight through, 14:12GMT: Walking out of Terminal 2 Birminaminernat ional airheadport, 14:14GMT: Boarding a coach to car park. 14:25GMT: Getting in car and departing for Banbury 15:35GMT: Arrivé home And im here now typin this for some reason. Have a happy new year, i hope yours has been as drunk as mine. Paul - It's a new dawn it's a new day

27-12-2003	14:09	Paul Drage
I hope everyone had a great christmas without snow! mwahaha! 2.25meters of snowfall in andorra since yesterday so its gona be rly gr8 there, we leave at 3am 2moro, which is in about 13 hours time! Flight is at about 5, but you have to checkin before and all that jazz INNNIIIIT. I had a great christmas here all gr8 and happy and in the past three days i've drunk over 27 pints of stella but oddly not been drunk at all just madly tipsy like like yeh stupidness.{as usual} Ill get some fotos of holliday up when i get back.. if i can find someone to scan pics for me.. Better start packing me thinks, gona sleep at 9pm, get bout 6 hours sleep! I've botched a computer together out of parts of my computer and a server computer and its working quite well atm.. i think i've lost all my DM5 work though.. BUGGER I was makin it this time last year and now im not.. but its nearly ready to be released.. BUGGER. Hope yall have a great week or two and enjoy the rest of the festivities!! Have a happy new year, and of course, have a happy new years celeberation!! don't do anythin i wouldn't! Paul - Naturally your entrance is grand, red carpet rolls out.. "meh"!

23-12-2003	13:33	Paul Drage
It never stops for christmas does it? Computer screwed atm.. Think my mobo (mother board) needs replacing which is a bitch, wasnt my fault this time either!! oh well.. Driving again 2mro, ohhhh God its Christmas eve 2moro, which means i need to buy some more pressies heehee. anyyyywayyy Hope everyone is happy, im alrite i guess :/ Father ted Doogle heeheee love father ted, in the past 48hours i have watched; Pir8s of the caribean, adventures of pinhoccio, santa claus the movie, end of days, various other films which i forget the names of, and this weekend jst gone i worked 18 hours and im still tired now, brought myself 24pack last night so gona be a merrryyyy christmas Hope everyone has a great time, my flight to toulouse is sunday at 6am, but have to checkin two hours (two bloody hours!) before, which makes it 4am, which means leave house at about 3am? means hardly ne sleep lol, then bus journey from toulouse thru mountains etc to andorra, pickup ski stuff and prob go back to hotel have krazzy pissup then sleep/collapse, get up early next mornin and skiiiiiii So if i dont speak to you before! sorry that your cards didnt arrive (cough cough) probably losti n the post... or... some... thing.... Moustache (must dash - sams saying?) OOh and read the user diarys very good and congrats to Alan for maintainin his ooh and lee.. Etc etc maaaah! Mwah! Merry Christmas everyone Paul - Snow is fallin, all around me, children playin, havin fun..

17-12-2003	19:30	Paul Drage
I can drive at long last. goood stuff i say old chap. Stalled three times (Wooooo !!) and did some crazay gear shifting at one point wen ws tryin to yeh. anyway, tis the season to be jolly tra lalalalaaaa la la laaa laaarrr! Etc Sister comes home 2moro, then its just 7 days till xmas and i still havent done any crimBO shopping, Me and rich mite go friday but we hardly eva get nethin lol heeh Laterzzz my sexy little kittens, Paul - Oh christmas tree oh christmas tree lalalalalaaalaaaalaalaaa :S

16-12-2003	18:50	Paul Drage
Well I think I've blown up my BIOS chip (both chips infact DUALBIOS , i.e two gone?:S) just in time for christmas. great. just great. So no computer so usin laptop, Tis a bit of a bummer to say de least, Im pleased the user diarys are bein used, er yeh. I got paid Ł70 for doing Petals and pearls.co.uk thingy again yesterday.. so thats.. erm.. interesting! I hope everyone enjoys their christmas break and do take care when mixing your drinks, wait, ah yes, don't mix your drinks I'll have a STAB at my computer in a moment but me doubts much will come of my dabbling about with the bios chips Favourite diary of the week? Alan's Diary (click) Alf feed the raindeer (aufveiderzehn?!), Toodles, Paul - 'I am whateva you say I am..'

12-12-2003	00:32	Paul Drage
Now I can safely say my programming is amazing, You can now: Automatically create a diary right here right now, Add entries, modify, delete them, Anyone can leave a comment on your post about what they thought about it etc, You can report a post if its got excessive amounts of ing swearing in it! An email system whereby i can email all owners of diarys, automatic reminders of diary submission (not enabled yet still tinkering), and some date time stuff. And lastly but not leastly.. I am notified if any hack attempts are made. You've also got an automatically dynamically super duperfied page that lists all the diaries! Enjoy, Merry Christmas everyone, thanks for taking a look at the new and improved DrageFiles. (Oh yeah click User Diary's.. you know ya wana! plug plug) Shud make things a lil more interestin around here hopefully. Life updates: Me bored, me lonely, me tired, me need bed! Me a geek, me program way too much, me need lager, me need less work. Going skiing from 28th december onwards, We breakup from college next friday, oops sorry i meant thursday Just about to decorate room, ok a lil late for that but will do 2moro and im gona make it alllll glowy and super sexually bright and christmassy! Cheeeers to one and all. Lurrrve xX Paul Xx - "Oi rodney i said merry! not pissed as a fart!"

10-12-2003	16:59	Paul Drage
I have now opened up the public diary entry system that has taken me a little under 24hours to complete. The system is quite extensive, please don't abuse it, Each diary can contain up to 1000 entries for now. Each diary comes equipped with a simple editor and ControlPanel 1.x. Each diary is free, and use it how you like. To give the link to friends and family etc they will need to go to: http://e-swoosh.co.uk/diary/comment.php?username=YOURNAMEHERE Ok so its kinda long atm but we'll see what happens, click 'Comment' at the top for now to create your diary. Diary submissions will only be taken until the end of January 2004, then people who have diaries may continue, but no new diaries can be made. I hope you enjoy this new feature, my favourite ones will get listed on a new main-page and people will be able to choose which diary to read etc etc. Many thanks for reading, Paul - I want to break free(8)

05-12-2003	00:41	Paul Drage
My new design is complete, just under an hour and a half to move all the files from the directories, design new logo and interface, get a css style sheet workin and everythin kinda feels more home like now doesn't it? Navigate using the links to your top right.. Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you enjoy this new look. Yesterdays entry is below, Coming soon btw.. "Comment" area will be open for you to leave commments on any area of the site you like, even make your own journal or diary if you wish.. Hmm.. I think some falling snow would be appropriate! Also gona update scrap book 2moro (or later) and tweek stuff like chat is clogged up so might format it, and might arcive diary entries so theres only like 50 on a page.. or less.. Goin to the cinema tonight some time dont know what time lol.. think alan and seb goin too yah? Byeeeeee Paullllllll 'Dont they know its christmas time at all'

04-12-2003	22:24	Paul Drage
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll Lifes boring me atm, Head hurts and a cold is developin rapidly, and i have a sore throat and woo now my heads ing stinging like a biotch, I've been hard at work for the past couple of weeks restoring DM5 to version DM5.2 now im just trying to code somat that kicks the user when i click a button but its well difficult trying to read nodes in visualbasic from an xml file Got our gcse certificates back last night at warriner.. erm.. picked up some coursework.. erm.. BUH wooo made a new word today.. Sminchkin!!! It means.. a little or not a lot.. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm TIRED AND SLEEPY BIOTCH heeeh good songs atm are.. Trapt - headstrong The Ataris - summer '79 The Ataris - takeoffs and landings Erm.. Lost prophets - burn burn Limp bizkit - behind blue eyes Mad world by some dude whom i forget his name.. Songs on my nerves and getting under my skin atm.. Wass dat supposed to be about baby yall free up ya mind and stop actin crazay.. erm.. yeh. And some sclubjuniors song and variousness. Lifes a lesson u learn it when ur thru, Anyway im fulla xmas spirit already! good stuff i hear you cry? dont cry its xmas! TREEEEEEEEE Latazzzzzz, OOh thanks you all for looking, its been months since the begining! Cheers.. lots of xmas cheers! x - Paul - x ..I know a man he comes from far away and he can playyyyy.. the pia-pia-pia-pianoooo-pianoooo!

27-11-2003	18:55	Paul Drage
Hi! Great day yesterday, Fixed computer (kinda) well i erased / formatted and so have nothing now, which is a God send in a way! Need any music anyone has so any donation, big, or small, is good! I have no music (well i have some now..) Any films or dvds you could lend me, that would be ace!! Went to the cinema yesterday and saw Love actually. Went to the cinema on Saturday night and saw The Matrix Revolutions for the second time. Watching Buffy atm, i see two sexual lesbians!!! rarrrr Um, um um um um, couple of assignments on at college atm.. Working 9 til 5 Sat Sings Annnnnddd uhhhh 12 til 3 Sunday, so not so bad sunday, anyone want to do anything? Goingggg goiiiinnnnggggg.... not gonneeee... Kazam! WELL HAPPY THAT IT WORKS! And now I HAVE NO LIFE AGAIN I CAN JUST SIT HERE WOO Diary is about to change, and uhm, if you have any ideas for the scrap book, well, you can add them, just click scrap book, and there will be an add scrap thing.. er.. in a day or so.. So yeah! All fun fun. Chiiiiiiiiiiii owwwwwwwwwwwww Paul - Everything that has a begining has an end

25-11-2003		Paul Drage
Not long as sue is behind me and she is on the war path arggggggggg COllege is boring and too much work to fit in folder and sucha mess Bored atm Fixin comp 2moro hopefully also gota sort out folder and erm Im hungry ah i see a condom on alans back mwahaha byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

15-11-2003	19:40	Paul Drage
Hey ho Im dead, worked 11-7, wokeup at 10:50am (uh ohhh) Jumped up fell outa bed got changed into some townie clothes.. oops. ran down stairs fell and nearly broke back.. grabbed a rice crispy square (eww) Ate it on the way down garden path, jumped on rich's bike which was convieniently at my house, biked up slipper path nearly fell off and broke back, ran in got bag, ran out got back on bike biked up thru ppls park, str8 accross on-coming traffic by church, past taxi ranks, down into the back of mc donalds.. uhmmm... yeh nearly died like 3 times, arrived at work , got changed, clocked on at 11:03am NOT BAD EH? Shudnt of stayed up till 2:30am watchin stupid crappo films drinking pure bacardi.. mmmmmmm Anyhoe, thats today outa the way, im nackered, Ah yes, A long hot bath with cool radox stress stuff is sooooooooo nice in an orgasmic way! It's like oooooooooooOOOOOOOO000000!!! Uhm.. yeh. So im gona go crash on sofa n watch kiddie po- no i mean kiddy euro-vision.. I've been Paul Drage, you've been you reading this, Thankookoo and gooooodddnacht! Paul - I got 21 seconds b4 i gorra go ..blahh blahh blahh

10-11-2003	18:50	Bum HOLE
Mwahahahahaha I HACKED YOUR DIARY YOU SKUM MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hi folks, for the sake of wondering who that was, I'll leave it there until I post again. All is crap here, no computer, no car, no insurnace, no tax, no money.. ok i lie whatever. Hack the diary all you like my password is: 1xmenreloadedx1 - enjoy.. I know.. Ł5 for whoever can breakin and delete the past three messages, and erase messages from the tag wall because it needs tidying. any takers? thought not, so go blow a goat. pfffff.

07-11-2003	12:28	Paul Drage
COmputer has crashed at home and i have lost everything All that hard work for dm5... i have a backup from about three months ago but i have still lost it all. Not to mention losing all my work here at the college. Im in today to catchup on everything i have lost and DO the assignment, extension date is monday. I have my mums laptop here to help so not to worry i look like a hacker! rar!

02-11-2003		Paul Drage
I am pretty much a puppet without it's stuffing! Isn't that a lovely bowl of sugary life, i mean rice, no i mean life, Rahhh rahhh rahhh, millions of toys all under one roof.. its called toys r us toys r us toys r us Got a removable hdd thing this morning, for Ł10, nothin special, just a 5.25inch bay thing, and you pull out the pocket and insert a hdd, then slide it in, not as good as a usb one obviously, because i cant take it to another pc but it was worth the tenner init. Got some cat 5e cables for DrageNET so DrageNET servers should be online soon. (Sharing music, videos, and games/software etc) Sounds great?! Well, thats because your a geek! Not much else goin on in life, just the fact that i havent done my assignment for 2moro.. oops. Dad just brought ANOTHER *white van* (this will be about his 20th ), I wanted them to buy a small car, peugeot 306, or a 106 or somat but noooo they go and buy a frick-in van for 3 thousand. mad i tell thee. Didn't sleep at all at Alan's, was kinda fun i guess, scary film tho Uhm, Richs' mum picked me and him up at about half 7 i think, rich got out at morrisons at about 7:55am, to work obviously, Richs' mum brought me home, got home at bout 8:05am, I ran around house, got changed, threw stuff in washin machine, put uniform in bag, and i drank a glass of water.. woo! (a shot glass ). Walked to work as ever quite slowly and drearerery ish. Then got to crew room upstairs and realised i had forgotten my trousers, i swore insanely at the top of my voice for severall seconds, but like seemed like forever. Dropped bag, grabbed wallet and fone, half ran home, was home by 9am, that was 5min run, not bad considerin no sleep, Got home grabbed trousers, walked about as far as chinese restaurant, ran home, asked mummy for lift, mummy gave me lift to work, all red lights, and then yeh, i got changed was clocking on at 9:10am, NOT BAD EH? Anyway got home at 5:30pom after walkin home like a deadman, Walked up stairs got into bed, and fell to sleep with shoes still on lol, Wokeup at about 8:30am, that was about 17 HOURS SLEEP w000 Went to computer fair today like i said, lee went to work, all fun and no play.. no, no sense, no no, ignore me, rar. Tchin tchin tchoo, UBER PEAAAAAAA, mmm hmm. Woo bloo roo BYE Paul - Im dead dab ah die dab ah die

01-11-2003	04:27	Paul Drage
Life is a bowl of rice crispys, snap crackle pop! tired, work in 5 hours or somat.. rar! Paulus - tiredness!

29-10-2003	18:27	Paul Drage
Heyyyyooo, Will change this annoyingly evilly bad colour scheme soon, sorry. not that it matters init. Worked 9:30-5:30pm GMT today, arg! what an ass, Mc.D got an ass of a deal on, 99p on Weds for a quater pounder, a lot of work for so little money lol. Think about it though, I make the place like.. like.. 60 times my wage per hour, so screw the lil townie skum that eat the burgers that have been sliced off a cow and stuffed into a box then put in a freezer.. Screwwwww emmm! Right then, Friday, Alan havin a sleepover, workin 11-7, arg! So i'll be tired already but i think i'll go for a couple'a hours anyway! Erm, get home, sleep, work, sleep, wakeup, Got o computer fair at Banbury school on Sunday for an hour or so.. then nothing.. pure nothing.. Oh I have a college assignment of crappy things to do.. er.. like.. Making a macro in word ... OMG so difficult (i think not) And making logos and letter heads.. Kind of a lame assignment, but won't take me long to do which is always a plus side of things! Hmmmm! Saw Crippy today, er, and Neil Crofts 10 mins later, and 10 mins later Hannah and Emma! Wow! Talk about a popular place to eat barf Ah yes, I'm going to start plans for my fakey-new-years bash thing.. Will be around about the 28th November.. SO that's just great, Skiing in December.. Dec 28th? Until some day in January, only goin a week i think.. still enuf time to freeze my arse off and startin complaining Ah nah, I love skiing, all that freedom to ski where the you choose! All that soft lovely snow to fall over in when your goin 80mph down some well steep mountain.. lovleh! I can't sleep at night! It's really odd, I lay there and just dont sleep for like.. eva! then i wakeup thinking ... wow i went to sleep. ODDDDDD! Hmm mmm mm, I have 41p on my phones credit, and that WILL last me until December Petals and pearls website needs updating with a load of stuff, Pat, the owner, gave me a huge envelope this time last week and i nearly barfed in her face! hah! So yes I must get to work. DM5.2 is nearly ready for release.. And it's lookin mighty fine if I do say so myself If you want your name on the credits for whatever reason, shout at me. Rich is down as a special person as is lee. Oh , lee's computer is still sat downstairs! hah! Anyway, catchas, Lovvvveeee Paul - I'm lovin' it, Simple things..

26-10-2003	15:32	Paul Drage
Yuck what have I done to it!!!!

26-10-2003	14:17	Paul Drage
Diary is set to change as I hate this evil look it's evil it freaks me out I'm well again after taking about 6 different pills and sleeping like a log No work today but worked yesterday and it was nackering, but i'm alive and money so no complainenenece here Roll on Mondaaaayy. Workin weds, fri & sat next week (week comin up). Er! Stuff happend recently like.. er.. Damn, what happend? I don't know, Poor Rich workin today with Mr. Morrison in the store, rofl, might go down and see Rich stacking shelves and putting bags of potatos on crates, lol funny image Ah yes, Lee's computer is advancing slowly, I have done a bit to it, much to do, Must go do it actually, Byeeeeee, Paul - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmm mmmmm hmmmmm

21-10-2003	19:35	Paul Drage
Ehhhh threw up madly early monday morning (4am-9am). Still dont feel allll that great! went to college today but not yesterday, stomach feels bad and seeing as i still havent eaten much i feel quite weak ( i seem lame compared to david blaine ), oh well, such is life. Ciao I'll get well soon Paul - Moo, boo, hoo, ill, crap, and, ow it burns!

19-10-2003	12:50	Paul Drage
At this time I am now: 17 years and 1 hour 5minutes old (age). I hope to develop some kind of program to calculate my age every second forever! Anyway! Happy Birthday to me! Love Paul Its ma birthday gona partay like its ma birthday!

17-10-2003	21:54	Paul Drage
Been a busy week! Went to the fair on weds, went with Denis, Alan, Rich, Bartlet, Ally, Sam, Lou, Steve, and probably someone else, don't remember Birthday in two days! Sunday that is, 17 coming up! Worked thursday night, was kinda quiet, but very tiring with no break, and i worked again tonight, no break again! and tonight was REALLY! Busy!!! Back hurts from Rich crushin me on somat at fair.. ouch! Got my haircut today, as ever nice and short so i dont have to go back every 6 weeks. more like two months heehe Erm!.. Setup a mini-cash-ISA at the Abbey National so I can transfer all me hard earned money into it at a higher interest rate.... mmm PIE! Back is crippled and i really really REALLY need to see a chiropractor.. owww it hurttttsssss and im sat bolt upright. Working 2moro 9-4, got sunday off for birthday obviously, still hav nothin arranged, it kinda came out of nowhere my birthday.. a bit of a shame really. I'm pretty sure I'll have to drink excessive amounts of alcohol!! Paynee is bein a manic-depressant? so that's not good when you've just ween workin is it "I'm Lovin it!" Arg. Can't smile for pie! Can't smile for for for... something i like loads like.. err... HOME BAKED BREAD! See?! Sucks don't it. Must find me some kind of . (Cant be arsed to finish this off ) Night all, And Er! The fair was good yis yis, Scrap book has been updated, And i'm about to take the stupid colours off of the "chat tag board" because it just looks pooey! Nighty night, Paul - I sleep with one eye open, I live with both eyes open, When I die, make sure my eyes are shut tight

12-10-2003	21:12	Paul Drage
Banbury fair arrives in town Tuesday at midnight.. if Im correct. Might go weds. depends how I feel I guess. I'm doing a Kitchen close at work on Thursday and friday night, thats about 4pm (i can clock on at 5 though seeing as im at college until 5 lol), so yeah 5-close = 5 - 11pm. So thats odd! What am i on about? 7 days until my birthday, Working Thurs, Fri , Sat, Sunday off! = Birthday I'll say it ONCE more Birthday, Sunday, 19th Oct Got the idea? Good. Im ok today, worked 12-5, training a 24 year old chinese lady, quite good really, however, approx 8 burgers must leave the kitchen every minute, that's 45 seconds to cook the meat, 30 odd seconds to cook the buns, 5 seconds to dress the buns, that doesn't add up, so we do 12 burgers every minute, meaning more through-put, However, having a trainee on board is great and all.. new enthusiasm n all but.. Honestly.. 12 burgers in 3 minutes doesn't really work when you have a queue from the door to the front counter Never mind. She'll pick it up soon. Notice how all of these last entries have been abotu work.. how lame is that?! My life = work = bad = I need more of a weekend, more of a life, more friends that actually drink lager fs :\| I guess i'll make do with what i've got (jke) Anyhow, Ally was rambling on about me should go out with Crippy, how likely is that Ally? Hmmm hmmm! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!? Me = single, Me = young, Me = 16,12months, Me = Hmmmming! Me = thinks money involved Anyway I just thought i would expose Ally's er.. master plan to be .I think someone paid her to say stuff.. perhaps the government.. perhaps not! Parents got back today after being away since weds afternoon, I hoovered the house, cleaned up all the kitchen so it was spotless, roughly, and tidied my room all before 6pm when they got home, im so amazing i should have a diary!.. no.. wait. Damn it's already been thought of. A tv show! wow how cool would that be! Me on a pogo stick! rah! Ciiiiaaaaoooowwwwww - sTUFF tO dO Paul "Muffy" Drage - They don't call me "Drage" for nothin.. er.. it's my surname! RAH!

11-10-2003	19:50	Paul Drage
Good evening ladies and gentle men, I proudly present to you!..... Paul Drage - The living dead. Heyooo! What a day! "Oh what a day, back in 03.." - Ok that does'nt work. Doesn't? Does'nt? Who gives a Today worked 11-7, and i can officially say! IT KILLED MEEEEE On my lunch break I went into Woolworths and found Phil (er.. yr12 now er.. did drama wid me er... yah!), and he looked really dumb on his first day hah, at least i make dumb look "KEWL" in multi-colours, lol OOh! No rest for the wicked! wow im wicked! gr8 stuff! So anyway made some changes to the "chat page", it's a bit lame like so i'll probably changed it back soon, atm if you enter a message and you're a recognized user (Me, Rich, Steph, Lou, Ally) And one other don't know who (don't ? do'nt ?! DONUT?! yummm) So anyway thats all horses and lepracy lepards? (leapards? lepers? leppers? leapers?!) WHATEVAAAAA So yeh! That's all, Me, dead, work = too much = bad = nehh. Just had a bath anyway and i feel 10x worse, working 12-5 tommorow and working 4-8 on nights of the fair (Thurs + Friday) I have my birthday (NEXT SUNDAY) off, and so i have the weds night off to go to the fair, as does Rich which is good. Er. Incase you missed that.. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ON OCTOBER 19TH - IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE So as a fan of mine? Nehhh probably none left, i would appreciate a card Let me feel the love, and Ally, I cashing in my two cookies please! If you are male, no that doesnt include you Ally (Jke.) then er.. fone me.. i er.. have er.. organized somat Laterz chuckaroo (do you remember that plastic buckaroo game? you loaded plastic bits onto it and it bucked up and twatted you in the eye if you werent careful? No? didnt think you did!) Paulllllllll - Iz Deaduuuuhhhh for a whileeeuhh!

08-10-2003	19:00	Paul Drage
Heeeeelooooo cough splutter sneeeeezeeee I seem to get really easily now.. don't know why! Parents just left me, they coming back Sunday afternoon.. Wow house to myself.. and im ill! woo wow! Means no taxi service! boo! Goin to copy this windows xp cd and windows xp office cd for backup cough! oh dear my cough is really bad and my throat hurts nearly eaten all my tunes Not a good week in all. Listening to: The Ataris - Take offs and landings.mp3 That's my music recommendation for today! Scrap book needs to be filled in and stuff needs to happen. [plug]Just finished a clients website at: Petals&Pearls.co.uk All fun and joy.. so if you want a wedding tiara or tiara for fun.. stag night/hen night etc, just visit this lovely ladies website and she'll make you a perfect tiara! rah! [/plug] Mujst go back to bed? nahhh ermm.. playing music at its loudest so my speakers dont blow? naaa.. playing it even louder? YAH Laterz me homiesssssss! Paul - And afterall your my wonder goat!

06-10-2003	21:42	Paul Drage
I have a cold. Birthday in two weeks? dont feel like it at all. DrageMessenger5.0.2 released: http://www.e-swoosh.co.uk/messenger -< go now or forever hold your pish! I must go as i am ill nearly finished lees computer now he got some bits college is gettin stressfull.. ok not stressfull but a lot more quantity of work, cant wait for half term. Paul. - Ill. Sneeze. Throat. Head. Bang. Im outa order!

03-10-2003	11:20	Paul Drage
Heyyyyy, Hows ya all? good. Im good, things arent so bad when you look at things from someone elses perspective. Neh well! This song rocks! - Everclear - So much for the afterglow. Get it or, get out! Day off, but im workin to finish petalsandpearls.co.uk (which isnt actually uploaded yet.) I gota fone work in a mo and say "Sorry i cant make it to work on saturday, can someone cover my shift please? I am not going to be able to get there because im stuck in adderbury with no car, and my parents have gone away. They will be back late Saturday night so I can make Sunday. Sorry.?.? Yes Andrews party tonight.. duno the reason if there is any, Ł35 of 'Poofpops' and alcopops is like really not that much, they are a rip off! I say get tesco brand lager for 82p a can I must go get changed so cyaaaaa, and Ally, that wasn't an Idol threat.. u owe me TWO yes TWO Cookies!!! Toodallooooo rallooo ballloooooooooo Paul - like, wow cool, like wow! its totally radical dude!

30-09-2003	21:50	Paul Drage
Evening. I have constructed a control panel where I create my posts, so this system now officially rocks! Have a Great! day now!

29-09-2003	19:06	Paul Drage
Okkkk bout time for another update, since last time i wrote; Alan turned 17 so congratulations, we went to see the new italian job with that o-so-fit woman in on thursday evening. Friday I did something.. duno wot prob sat at home or did something.. i forget.. Saturday rushed down town and drew out Ł60 from the bank, at 2pm I got a lift with Mike/Mikey from Tesco Petrol station to a paintball site near birmingham (paintballpark.co.uk) and his gf tinie was in the car also. Nice bmw. Just gona fone some woman about her website before i finish this off. Infact I'll edit this laters. Dont gota go college till 11am 2moro neway. ---- Sat nite got pissed yada yada yada the rest is history, met some people from an online gaming community put names to faces met some gr8 people, and then sunday morning wokeup on a picknick bench feeling the effects of 14 pints and not a lot to eat Breeeeadddd! gr8 stuff im tell yaz! Sunday we played paintball all day, gr8 fun enjoyed it, got a few bruises etc, shot up the arse etc.. er.. Must fone this woman now! Catchas around.. PaintballerPaul - What goes around comes around this is teh sound its time teh get down!

24-09-2003	18:30 GMT	Paul Drage
Evenin. Since I last wrote; Dee and Toadie got married on Neighbours ( Australian Soap ), same episode; Dee dies - great!? Car splosh into water, Dee's body lost, Toadie in denial, poor git Harrold makes toast; "To those taken too soon". Sad so nastyyyy Lifes ok.. College is good, assignment to be done.. should start that in a mo, have done some more to a website for some woman. errr.. So then.. Much changes, I wrote a poem about this and got it published.. If ONLY i could find where i saved it Anyway I'm talking aren't I? Paintballin this weekend, leave on Saturday at 2pm (at Tesco petrol station). Come back Sunday night, saturday night is mena be a huuuaaage pissup and eating event with the airattack.co.uk people which shud be amusingggg.. I COME FROM A LNAD DOWN UNDER (8).. lalalala dID YOU HEAR THAT THUNDER? LALAALALA Anyhowwww... Paintballin all day sunday, gona fone in sick heeeheee.. well actually mum said she'd do it SHE DA BEST! MUM YOU R0X! hat off to you! Peace out! Party@Paul's - Nov 30th.. maybe.. for my fake new years party.. lemme no wot u think.. cs i nt here new year rhyme.

21-09-2003	20:14	Paul Drage
HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmMMM! I'm Lovin' It! Worked 12-4 with 10min break which i cant complain about. great hours and getti nreally good at it, kinda cooked bouttt hmmmmm 5,10, errrrr bout 500 burgers! in 4 hours, not bad, no accidents either. However!!!! I NEED next sat&sunday off to go paintballing with airattack people (www.airattack.co.uk). I already paid deposit and am expected to be goin so I either: Fone Mc D on Sat morning and say I feel cough splutter and so on.. OR I could just not turn up.. hmm! Or i do it properly and get someone to cover shift. Shiiite! maths homework for 2moro draw twp statistical graphs... grrrr8. Em other e to do so better be off. OOOOh gettin close to Alan's 17th! Do you wubb me? no1 wubbs me Pauuuullllll - 118 118! got your number!

19-09-2003	22:49	Paul Drage
Gta work 9-5 2moro.. great fun I thinking about quitting and tryin to get sisters old job at Debenhams.. would be a great change of pace for me, I don't think I can handle another month of Mc Donalds.. It's just not.. fun? And that my friends is "it" I'm goin to bed so I can get up for my 9-5, but knowin my luck its gona be 10-6 Paul - drama queen nearly 17

18-09-2003	22:31	Paul Drage
Fun-action packed day for the wholllee family hell yeah! Left at 8:45am as usual, turned up at college for a 9am start with Anthony Evans teaching us random stuff about computing, input and output and storage devices mainly. Left college at 10:40am, not so usual. Arrived home on my own without Alan at about 10:50am. Had a drink and ate a half stale roll that filled my mouth with a really dry crumbley lump of bread.. wow great day so far! Nehow I did some last minute fixing on sisters laptop, only to discover it cannot boot without the Windoze Xp Install CD jammed in the cd drive! hmm! Mesa gona have to think of a work-around before she needs to logon to the internal network heeehhh DrageNET shall not release ownership of the laptop (ignore me.) So we drove down to plymouth smoothly down there in the Nissan mmmmm lovely seats, great music, but Rod Stuart cd of mums startin to PISH me off! Stopped some random services yada yada yada, got there unpacked car took suit-cases and boxes and laptop (damn that laptop! grrrr ) err to the room, then dumped all that there drove to some randomly cleverly placed multi storey car park, walked off around the city center, fun fun then er went back to car got some stuff took it back to her room! That in-all was about 2 hours, so by this time (after the 4 hours drive.. eek.. 195miles.. eek..) it was abouuuutttt 4:30/5:30pm, got in car without clair, Drove around city trying to escape its ed up one way roads, managed to get out with a furious Dad hammering the accelerator to the floor always a good thing.. Ehm, got right opposite exeter race course when we pulled off and went into some cleverly placed little chef, I swear my stomach controls where eating places are actually built always a good thing. Anyways, time went by, we ate, I fell in love, I ate, I killed it, then we set off again, from here it was at least 3 hrs 15mins to home, so I put the seat back and closed my eyes (it was dark.. duh!) I'm spending too long on this I can tell.. anyhowwww, Drove back, smooth again, about 95mph averageeee errrrrr, nothing interesting to report, just endless countryside flicking past like an old film, the sky filled with deep blackness and thick clouds, as thick as .. something thick!! duh. Errr! Padding. Slept for bout 10mins.. Wokeup and we were in chipping norton.. they have the fair atm so massive diversions.. dohhhhhh as my Dad put it "it's ing Crazzzzaaaayyyyyyy!!!!" errrr.. YeAH so got home about half an hour ago (ok time is now 22:48, and been writing this since 22:31, better hurry up) so we got back at about quater past 10, yes that's 10:15, so nearly a 12 hour day, 200 miles there, 200 back, 400 in a day, not bad. Yes I do miss my sister.. And yes I'm sure i will recieve a long fone call about her uni net access soon.. so i look forward to that rolls eyes I'm tired, I'm slightly hungry, and I'm bewildered (yes yes I am an animal.. im what species? GEEEEK) soooo.. Goodnight and Godbless ya souls for readin this here diary! Paul - So tell me, did you fall from a shootin' star?

12-09-2003	16:43	Paul Drage
Recent life updates which may or may not interest you!: Got lee's new hard disk drive to fit in his computer, you may have noticed he hasn't been online for several months! well that's kinda my fault but kinda the guys fault i ordered the new hard disk off of! Trains - Drops of jupiter (that song rules, so get it.) Couple of days ago switched e-swoosh.co.uk and all sub domains (including this diary) over to a new server that's located in San francisco rather than washington, cheaper As you may or may not of noticed, it messed things up a bit and im working to fix the problems. I am curently developing a technology which will allow 56k users ("normal" internet users) to grasp the power of broadband for downloading large files! More on that when I have cracked it and got a little further in the development processsss! Im starving as I haven't eaten properly in about 3 days!!!! Got today off college, and yesterday and the day before that we left at 12, aren't they lovely people! By the way! I'm currently offering free web consultation and quotation to any person/company wanting a website, so if you know anyone who would appreciate a cheap website, let me know , thanks. My rooms a tip! and I am not over exaggerating, it looks like organized chaos!!! except; I don't even know where I left my bank card or house key. The only thing that is easy to see is the big pieces of paper with programming systems sketched on them, I think I'm becoming surroun- ARGGG IT'S ALIVVVVEEEE!!!!!!!! ARRRR EWWWW THAT STALE MUFFIN JUST GREW LEGS ARGGGGGG IT'S ATTACKING MEEEEEEE EEEEVVVIIIILLL MUFFIN!!!! But it did taste nice 4 days ago when I ate half :S So howa you? Nice to see people still bother readin this.. if they do! I updated scrap book, did i mention that? And yeaaaahhhh! I hear Mr.Scouse (Ex-IT teacher) looks a lot less like now he has had his hair cut!! wowza!! By the way, I used to visit "www..com" in all my IT classes when I woz bored (so most of them) and We used to compare the simmilarity of this so-called '' (an american with a dead end life who uses his looks to pull religious women (i.e he's a milf hunter)) and mr scouse (sorry bout the brackets thing i got carried away). Here are two pictures to show you the comparison: (Mr scouse) ("J e s u s") Lol, anyway! Catcha around, smile and don't forget; It could always be worse!! Paul - Guess who's back, back againnnn!!!

10-09-2003	14:52	Paul Drage
Started college on Monday, marvelous! It's an induction week so it's a little messy atm! We have Fridays off which jus rules, Much has happend and I'm not sure what to put here, jst stuff rly init, Started work on a website revamp for Petals and pearls.co.uk, Made a new friend at college, his name is Dennis and he's Russian, and is MAD which is gr8 Managed to use Mc Donalds discount card to get Big Mac meal for Ł1.99 which is gd i guess. Got paid again, And managed to swap shifts with someone to get Sunday off; Family stuff.. joy Things r just so.. er. amazingly.. messed up atm. Wokeup late again today, funfun. erm runnin outa credit, lookin for a car still, Richs' first driving lesson today, got let out of college at about 12 because it's a weird interactive sports afternoon they have where weds afternoons ppl go to spiceball. Ehhhhhmmmm, Thinking of building something, duno wot yet. Gona go offline and work hard on this website, hopefully get some more cash for my car and other things, Paintball with airatack people is on 27th and 28th of this month pissup thing nite b4 shd be odd interestin woteva. Will try to update this more often, however a server change is pressing down on me, so the diary may shift about for a while and may even be inaccessible for long periods of time. Speak to you soonnnna rather than laterrrrrrr Paulish

03-09-2003	19:49	Paul Drage
Good evening people.. Good news ! College sent a letter and I got mine this morning, as did Alan, we both got onto the course, Btec IT diploma thing? (sounds better like that ) Gota pay Ł50 for the hardware bit of the course i think? Hope we get to keep the bits we pull apart So me and Alan will both be doing the same Maths class n all by the sounds of it !! Start next monday, 8th August, and not this saturday coming up, but the week after, we are getting our 4x4 w00000ttttt Working Sat&Sun now, no other shifts until i sort it out.. if i bother! What else? Richards Birthday coming up on Saturday (6th September) this will evidently make an appearance in the old Scrap book (see top bar) Stephs bday is the 15th, and Alans the 25th! That means I will of known Alan for bang on 5years and one month? Or rather, 5years and 20 days or so! So as you can see I'm padding here.. Just saw Lord of the rings : Two towers, superb film! Lovely! absolutely great! Love them trees too! Damn they're cool!!!! So.. I'm in an ok mood, not too bad OOOO pay day 2moro! Did I mention I got my haircut today? goodgood cos wen i wokeup it was rllly massive and weighed like a tonne lol! and then wen walked home i was like so light headed.. boom boom! That's quite alright, Bubye from me, PhilosophicalPaul - I am using aol messenger - WHY?! IT'S ING TORTURE!!

28-08-2003	18:28	Paul Drage
Goood evening, Just been at work since 11 (11-6). Yesterday: Went to Sara's and it was interesting, to say the least So yeah been workin all day, shud be gettin paid this time next week (ish), then goin to buy my mini (which isn't mine yet obviously!) And Ally you owe me two cookies And I shall get myself a shoe horn!! Duno wot I'm doing tommorow, I was hopin to see Sara again, but I think it's more likely going to be tidying my room and cleaning it, hoovering and dusting and polishing and.. zzzz! And My God! My chair is like a luxury after a 7-8 hour shift! And I need a haircut, and I have found a magical way to stay grease-less at mc donalds! It's called staying away from the greasy air and fumes Er! So yeah I'm wearin Antons t-shirt atm (don't tell him ) Im a theif! ... Well.. Kinda! Still got one of Rich's tshirts somewhere downstairs. There is much e-swoosh stuff that needs doin if we are goin to go onto fm !! and it involves me spending my hard earned money Well I better go now, gotta order Leebo a hard drive before courier services close (which is prob too late already ) Hollllaaaaaaaa! Paulllllllllllllllllllllllllll - You are only a victim of your own success (?!)

26-08-2003	18:45	Paul Drage
Got back from work 45mins ago, as you can probably tell from the big 5? 4 ? day gap I have been quite busy!! mainly with work.. I worked Erm! I duno! :S Some days erm have i posted since sebs? probably? Had few friends over thursday night (results day) and I think me n Rich were quite pissed.. infact we WERE. So that was fun Anyways some good music: Three doors down - by my side, three doors down - be like that! Anyway so to jump time a lil bit.. Friday MC.D foned and sed i shuda bin at work, but what the hell i missed it, so neeeeva mind Didn't work sat, Worked sunday, missed monday (was meant to see Sara but alas I did nothing but sit here all day) and I worked today, miss 2moro hopefully see Sara, erm! Work again Friday, miss Saturday, Work again Sunday? Or something like that anyway, I might be working Sat+Sun in which case I just lost a lot of weekend time e-swoosh radio is coming soon!!! we gona buy the equipment soon neway! shud be goood.. ordering lee a hdd tonite i think.. 80gb i believeee Eh! eh em! Seb having another sleepover on Monday 1st September.. Not many people goin I don't think.. so that will be weird! I think I'm back at college on 4th so that will be weird.. like a new start shudder good&bad as you can probably imagine! Got paid last Friday I think, bout Ł120 so notttt tooo bad I guess, will get pay slip anyway to make sure they didnt fiddle it I think that's all from me? Rich has a mini now! oh yes, and I am buying some cool car don't even ask me wot it is cos i just dont know! Laterz me valued readersssssssssssss! PigletPaul - If I cook one more burger I'm gona look like one!

21-08-2003	19:32	Paul Drage
Ohhh and! Erm! An entry level 3 (ooooooOOOOO!) German pass with merit certificate - that says on it: This is not a certificate Ciao then! Pauuuuulllll

21-08-2003	19:18	Paul Drage
Wow wot a day!!!!!!!!!!!!! Up at 9:05am, shower, fairly cold, brrrr awake! Jump on bike down town, into mc donalds and ask manager if its ok to take some time out to go and get results, he ses be back by 12. Go to school with Rich (he got here about half 10) and then biked there met alan lee tinkham and seb and martin and then walked over to library at about 11:06am. Went in didn't feel nervous at all actually I was just a lil bit curious that's all, I ripped envelope open but wasnt allowed to read until went outside lol (richard alan rule thing), so anyway rich bit his a bit open then stopped and then went out side by the library on the grass and waited for alan to go in and fetch his! Then we slipped em open and pulled em out and mine was just as I had expected them to be.. Not wanted, expected. So then crunch time.. 7 c's, 2 d's, and 1 b, not all gr8 but not all crap either rly, infact quite good drama -d, IT -b, maths - d, rest were c's so there we go! Cheers everyone! It's been a lonnnng time since may 9th when we left The Warriner School Bloxham! sniff Onwards chaps! to the next level! raises glass (american pie wedding thingggg) I shall fone college up in the morning and tell em bout results see what happens, then take form up to them and say plllzzzz let me on the course i know i didn't get a C in maths but still plzzzz and then kiss the dudes shoes OR NOT! Tonight is unplanned so far! sister havin some mates over to celebrate their success last week and in their a levels etc! So rich shud be comin here then duno where we goin! I wna get drunk/pissed tho! Workin sat and sunday. joy. today at work wasnt too bad just wntd to get home tho init! So this is a landmark in my life! rahhh! Me and sara goin out btw erm yeah I really shud go get changed now! drip drip! Woooooooooo I think it's sinkin in!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYY YEAHHHH!!!!!! IT ALLL GOOOODDDD BYEEEEE MEEEE HOMIESS LOVE YOU ALL Yeahhh! Pauullllll - onward and upward, the only way is up!

17-08-2003	18:31	Paul Drage
Saw american pie the wedding at the cinema on friday then saturday morning went to work at 10, erm, did e-swoosh for few horus last night (saturday 16th) not many listeners so gave in and went for a late nite bike ride Erm not much else happenin rly, just making stop motion films, www.e-swoosh.co.uk/stopmotion Paulllllll - yeeeeahhhhh baby yeahhhhhh (Goldmember rulez!)

14-08-2003	18:34	Paul Drage
Today was ok at work, although they startin to treat me badly so gona be havin a word with the assholes that treat me bad Sister got her grades back today, she's got into plymouth university with B's and C's? I duno i didnt pay too much attention so she'll be goin out for a drink tonite no diggidy no doubt, Mine come through in 7 days time, will be goin into school next thursday to pick em up! Not really nervous about it but I still thinkin positively.. kinda.. Oh.. Payneeeee I Loooooooovvveeeee you so much! "#~v´Ż`×) Paynee (×´Ż`v~#" The snails want your women! says: u betta mention how much u loveeee meeeeeeee lol, so anyway, Working Saturday, not 2moro got the day off cos he told me to have it off, duno why, he's weird, think I'm on the tills in Sat.. 10am-6pm joyy!! Gona finish off tidying my room up and get started on lee's computer which has been sat around the house and shed for about two weeks now! lol. as ever im speedy at doing these things Oh and Richs' hdd cooler came today at 7 ing am, so i shall be fitting that 2moro no diggidy no doubt, Thanks for reading I know it's a lot of effort, oh and the weather is b-e-a-utifulllll blue skys all around and hot shining sun! Laterz, Aligatorz! Paulus Mac simus - Always take the weather, always take the weather with you!!

12-08-2003	15:37	Paul Drage
Toppa the afternoon to yaz! Gota work from 6-11 tonight, and then got weds off, working Thurs 4pm-11pm, Friday 8am-4pm, Sat 8am-4pm, Wohah! money i guess So what's up with you? Gr8 dayyyyy doing nothing eating icecream and chillin literally. Em yeh so thats gr8 then, Watchin some crazy fukd up thing on itv1 now lol Ciao4now Paul - Yeppers thats me

10-08-2003	15:18	Paul Drage
Shift 3 in the Big Donalds house? Much much better day today, was up at 6am yawn and was at work cooking burgers at 7:05am.. yeeehah? Legs are knackered, but im getting much faster at makin stuff and stuff so thats goood, made a few enemies and couple of m8s which is good i guess?! Chris (manager duuude) told me to clean grill at about 2:45pm, thats quater to 3 so I did that, and then he told me just to go home init so woohah! Clocked out at about 3:05pm, and i've already had a shower written this and dried off, im so gr8 im a miricle in the works ! On other news: My life is borrring, like dah! Gimme stuff to do!! Well that's yer lot folks (that sounds SO old fashioned, blame paynee for the SO american cheesey SO's) Tootem rootem !(me new saying) Paulus the walrus of the dark deep - these boots r made for walkin thats just wot they're gona do, one'a these days these boots r gona Walk-all ova youuuu!

08-08-2003	18:28	Paul Drage
Hah what a mother ing bad ing ed up day that was, i mean ing hell the twats gahhhh! I'm wondering if its worth me carrying on lol, I hate it now i been there for two shifts, cooked like 200 burgers hate the cow outa them, and then you get the gimpy manager - chris always presuring you to do it faster, so you do it faster, only the faster u do it the more u screw it up, take thisa for example... Had a tray of 8 1/4 pounders, had dressed the buns and put the cheese on the back end of the burgers, got the heels outa the steemy cooker thing, burnt 10 fingers.. yes t hats two hands OUCH THAT ING KILLS Erm was sliding the heels off the tray (bottoms of buns) And i was putting them onto the burders in their boxes ready to be slid down the cool slidey thing, and i dropped like two on the floor, which means you gota start them two all over again, did that, but one was burnt so had to do another, then this foreign head comes in and goes "noi noi noi! you do like this yah?" HIM! :@ I mean why can't he get a life and working ing part time, then i could ing boss his ty ass around, ASS HOLE. Excuse me. Took my break at 2:30pm. so about half way thru the shift (started at 10 finished at 6) Uhm, Had to do loads of stuff took abotu 20 minutes off stoof in the freezer room It's so ing hot in there... specially when you touch the 250 degree's C fryer.... owwwwww. Had to walk all the way home and my feet kill!!!! I'm all greeeecey, off for a shower, i think i will stick at the job until i get fired, and next time some foreign head comes up to me im gona smack him in the jaw and make him bleeed. You can't ing understand what he's saying then he'll get pissed off when your just stood there waiting for the s to cook, so yeh screw him. The moral? Don't get a job in mc donalds enless you specifically signup to serve the people at the tills which unfortuneatly there are never any places so the moral? generally don't get a job at mc f u c k e r donalds, thanku come again! Paul - formally Mc Donalds rebel - their all fkers

06-08-2003	23:11	Paul Drage
Tired neeeed sleep, i smell of burgers, but damnnnn i have a good job Can cook me a big mak in under 50 secs lol i bet you can't.. Got free drinks and stuff and Ally came in which was odd but was cooking so couldn't realllly talk to er nm ay. Nite nite, Paulipops - Formally Mc Donalds Boy

04-08-2003	12:51	Paul Drage
Welllllllll uhhhh, Saturday me n rich went to mmy aunt&uncles 90th birthday party (40+50 = 90 ) So dat ws a good laff got well pissed and maaaad I won't mention the zip line Rich Uhhhmm! Yesterday was recovering, cos we slept ova at horley campsite where they held it, slept in Richs' tent, which got reallllly hot by about 7am so i was up and outa there quite early, Got loads of cool 70s n 80s music now, Now playing is: The All-American Rejects - Swing Swing Hmm deff not 70s n 80s oh well still got a bit of an addictive chorus line on it "Swing swing swing" heeeheee So how r u? Your good? Weather is superb atm, as i look out of my window i see it is very bright and the sky is pure light blue LUSHHHH!!!! MINNNTTT!!!! ACE!!!!! RADICAL!!!!!! YEAAAHHHH! Woop got distracted, Just got some more cool music! The Transplants - Diamonds and Guns (It's a Twisted World We Live In) Full song Well yeaaahhhhhh get out there and do something kinda day today! Sam went on holliday on Saturday as did Steph so that's gr8 ? lol I'm gona go smash golf balls at Richs' in a mo.. and lots of mad stuff, nearly completed vice city, im on about 62% completion which means! Now i have to find all the unique jumps etc Catcha around boom shakka laaaa! Paulus the walrus - or so i have been told!

01-08-2003	18:37	Paul Drage
Wellll Yesterday attempted to dye hair purpleeeyyyy but it kinda went wrong oh well! Toooodayyyy went to Mc D, and had induction thingy, got two shifts sorted so far.. Shud back bout Ł70!! Ciao4now Paul

29-07-2003	21:47	Paul Drage
Change of plan, not gona get green hair nemore, Interview 2moro at 3pm, been tryin to fix lee's boogad computer since bout half 4, before that was in town wandering and stuff! got some hair stuff, so it not gona be green i will let ya know how it turns out! lol. Tidying room 2moro cos its a mess and i now have a new object for it.. Samantha's Dad kindly gave me a desk chair from his old work place? as they are moving offices or sumfink (Alcatel) So im sat on this lovely soft blue chair now And now i can scrap the green one with the pole up yer ass type one woohoo :mixed: Much to do, Saturday auntys partay pissup thing, Sunday will still be there cos stayin ova, Monday mite start work if get job?? Thursday crippy comin to do hair, Friday goin Richs' to do his mums computer.. argg so much stuff to do! Hope i can do lee's 2moro at about 12 maybe. It's gona be a long week Oh well! Chin up! UpdatechazSoonAz Paul - It aint cocaine as you sip champagne as you toast high times on the gravy train!

28-07-2003	18:59	Paul Drage
Applied to Mc donalds again! woo joy fun fun fun! Gotta do: Fix Richs' Mum's computer - Tues, Fix lee's computer - Anytime, Mc Donalds Interview, Wednesday @ 3PM ask for Chris, Hair Green, or some colour Thursday, Do stuff like woteva, probably give paynee her pink elephant and collect some videos which i will never give back {dont read that} And other random happenings, need ot go on a run again, probably go 2moro morning time, Will keep ya "posted"! Btw i suck and mine sweeper flags and im happy to lose against u if you ask me! Oh yes, two days ago I gave in and got msn6. Im all achey from Alans' sleepova still, I am not very tired tho, although tonight i will prob go about 11pm. Ciao ciao! Paulus the greatus - Sing if ya with me

27-07-2003	15:57	Paul Drage
Home from Alans sleepova! Wow! Crippy is so... RANDOM It's so fun walking along the grove road in the pitch dark talking about trees pretending to be trees and so on Alan's sleepover was fun, I guess, I didn't actually sleep until about 2:40pm, when I slept for around 30mins I would say! I am knnnnaaaaccckkkerrrreeed! I'm all achey and stuff, I been shower but I can't sleep! I miss the madness tho I walked into a door wen got home cos i so ing tired! I I ! I!!!! My parents just got in (big yawn ) And they all parentlike and all coming up and like how was it then how r u blahhh, for once wudcha just OFF while im trying to rest my eyes GAHHH. I hate being tired but I hate to miss cool things when I sleep at sleepovers like cool things u miss..?! u know wot i mean i think. I dont fancy another one too soon tho, it screws me up sleeping away from home Everythings so messed up (Puddle of mudd, blurry) cool song! Rumours of another one at Alans, and one at Antons - with alcohol, and so many thingggsss, me and crippy and i think ally mehbe? discussed having a party in some place thats not someones house, so that we can go home at the end and sleep in the warm safety and comfty of our own beds/homes woteva. Someone arrange it, but better make sure im not away on holliday or sumfink stupid! Paul - tired, sleepy, achey, and something else but i cant sense the feeling, its some sort of emotion under it all.. i think i have been hit by a smooth criminal, i think crippy stole my normality!

25-07-2003	17:58	Paul Drage
Wellllll. I have had many ideas about how to finish this, Infact i have posted "the final post" severall times and then later deleted it. I don't think i will finish it but atm i just cant be arsed to update, so in a couple of weeks i will post again maybe a few days who knows! so yeh. Lataz, Paul - snoooreeeee

22-07-2003	18:36	Paul Drage
I have never been more offended in my life! [17:23:37] I gna lock m: by september ul b startin college and will b totally broke cz insted of workin u did "fitness trainin" [17:23:47] Paul: woteva steph. [17:27:18] I gna lock m: well im sorry but i just bein realistic. u goin college not army and in september ul b absolutely broke, makin lil bit of money doin the occasional comp job How nice!? I wana apply to army and do the medical see what comes out of it, just incase dont get into college init! some people ! gahh How am i? Bored really. I am an angel woohoo!! Soon! Paul - like WOTEVA!

20-07-2003	14:12	Paul Drage
Been an odd weekend and odd week in all. Broke up wid Steph at some point, i think maybe thursday or friday, Went over to Sam's on Friday night and me and her Dad managed to bump my ocmputers temperature down to about 48 degrees C, wheras before it was closer to 60. He told me a lot of stuff which was quite interesting, oh yes i went there at 8, left about 11. Saturday (yesterday), went to some scout reunion thing, meant to be for my parents and older generations, some of my uncles and auntys and cousins were there, my cousin from the navy came up which was kool, I think he's 19 now, maybe 20? Rich came with me too, and stuff. When I got home in the evening I drank a fairly large volume of vodka, and that made me quite ... cant think of a word. Just downloaded DareDevil, and Cool runnings is about 5% now. yawn! Nothing to do today, I'm guessin Rich is at his old peoples meeting in town with Sam ? I'm bored. Reasonably happy, although, I don't know! One of my aunty's is havin a party in a couple of weeks time, one of my uncles (Uncle Tom, turned 50 this year, and he is rly good with computers.) So they are celebrating 50 & the age of my aunty, i forget, so that shud be a good laff, at horley campsite again me thinks, think will take Rich if he wants to go, and think will stay over. That's pretty much everythin up to date then! I uh! will uhm! Update-you-soon, not that this is a very interesting read nemore sorry.. Just, so tired, i really shud stop goin to bed at like 2am, Mars attacks was on last nite so that made me stay up... DOH! Buhbye! Paulski - If I had a hammer..

16-07-2003	15:43	Paul Drage
I have made a couple of changes to the scrap book and my msn profile, I have watched bargain hunt and another antiques program, I am so happy IT'S RAINING WOOOOOOHOOOO!!!! about bloody time! Fan&Heatsink arrived today, i ordered em off the net, I have to go to Sam's Dad so he can help me fit it, it's a tricky business fitting a heatsink I feel quite bad, Head a bit dizzy and I think mabe im still dehydrated even after drinking a couple of pints of water, last nice was fairly restless and I found it hard to sleep. Snoreeeee Feel exhausted and drained, not very happy, quite dull and bored again What goes around comes around this is the sound it's time to get downnnn(8) Immmm sooooo booorrrreeeddd Had a nightmare that I applied to mc donalds and got a job, and I was really happy :S, but Then when I wokeup I realised I didn't have a job, but maybe it's telling me to apply to mc donalds :S but I promised myself that I wouldn't submit myself to that kind of torture and public humiliation, however, I AM EXTREEEEMELY desperate for a job!! If I don't get taken on by Hurrans or Argos or Chalkies? Chalkys? Some cd shop that probably pays crap, then I may actually get an application form for Mc Donalds. :/ I feel all submissive and weak.. stupid weather, I NEED MORE RAIN RAIN RAIN! WHY DID IT STOP?! Bubye for now, Paul - I can see clearly now the rain has gone, I can see all the obstacles in my path?

15-07-2003	15:19	Paul Drage
What a b-e-a-u tiful day it is today!! mmmm mmm mmmm! ing boiling tho int it!!! jeeeez. I hot just layin on bed with fan on highest setting! Been out in garden sleeping in the sun, which cant be too good for me, i feel exhausted and so tired! feel kinda ill, like think i might be dehydrated infact I'll go drink a couple of pints of water and then sleep again this time in the shade, Rich stood me up, well, he prob too lazy, don't blame him really. Some rain would be good though!! I wana run about in the rain !! Well then I'll be seeing you! I may or may not update this lata on, I don't think I will, ******* BREAKING NEWS!!!!! ****** Black eye has now returned to normal colours, only a fine thin line of red can be seen at the lower edge of my eye lid, so that means it took just over a week and a half to fix itself? Ciao Ciao Paul - Feeling hot hot hot (lalalalaaa )

14-07-2003	01:10	Paul Drage
Ah ha then, lovely sunny day (last post below this one is out of order, it shud be below the post below it if ya get me, vodka goin to me head!) Today did lots i guess, Biked to alans got there about 1, Had kinda massive water fight which spanned pretty much the whole time we were there (left at about 7pm.) Got tan now so thats gud i guess, Jumped off bails n stuff, kinda itches wen ya ent got tshirt on. Dust i guess. Shame lee wont do that at alans sleepova, cos come to think of it, lee is probably alergic! lol! So lifes just tiring atm, all this work on Need a job BAAAAADDDDLY Me an Rich are gona do another competition, we gona see who can stay awake for the longest, obviously this means we will have to live closely monitoring each others patterns of doseyness. woteva. Yesterday, went blading in the evening, (Sunday evening) was v nice weather actually, went cinema at quater to 3, that's 2:45pm, saw Charlies Angels - Full throttle (hehe drop some SEARCH ENGINE terms there.) Before cinema we just did not much at spiceball and walked around town, Sunday was Banbury Carnival 2003, although i did not watch it its tradition not to ya no! After cinema went to peoples park where im pretty sure laura jones was shouting my name out.. hmm. (Sunday this was dont forget.) Lee's debut show on ImpactLive.co.uk. Hmm! could of been worse, was ok infact. Recorded that and may stream a copy upon request. I hope this brings you up-to-date on my life, i shall be applying to hurrans soon aswell, maybe argos too, lol. Quick note to me: See you around chuckdidlyucks, Paulus the greatus - Airattack is BACK

09-07-2003	Unknown	Paul Drage
Wait hold up, this date was missing and so I have just made this up on the 9th. I swear I typed it! maybe i dreamt it? No i deffo didnt! Gahhh, Colin picked up his computer, all is working fine after a fresh copy of win98 and a few driver re-configs etc. Removed virus and all seems to be ok. Even paid me Ł10 for it, thankoo Colin Was really kind of him to do that. Not sure where this entry has disappeared so this will have to do. Sowwie and thankzyaz Paul - muddled.

09-07-2003	19:05	Paul Drage
Hi there, got my hair cut today, Built some kinda address book thingy.. click here to see it, and see if you're in it Didnt see quincy! uh ohhh! Just had bbq, room is totally boiling It's way too hot in here.. Still thinkin bout gettin me hair totally coloured! Transvision Vamp - Baby I don't care Another gr8 oldie, saw it on top of the pops2 :$ couldnt resist.. ! Lataz alig8az Paul - "I make hair look guuuudddd"

07-07-2003	21:44	Paul Drage
man! Colin came over again to collect his computer and it's not done for like the 10th time he's been here, I REALLY need to get it done, but im lacking motivation to get outa my chair, my room is now tidy and my computer is back on its desk in my room. Joy. Tommorow I'm gona get up and out and do something.. duno what, I might do something, dont know what, I wana get out, might go to park, I have lots of programming to do, I have just reinstated a crusty old project of mine! SOK - Streets Of Kaos. I'll have more details soon, when my scanner is up and running, I can then scan in some of my early designs and get the ball rolling. I will be looking for talented friends, yes, that probably is you, oi come back here! don't run away, I doubt I can afford to pay you enless of course I make plenty on this game. All depends, but if you are willing i will need the following: -Voices, anyone can do this! - Recordings of people saying certain statements and comments. -Art, character sketches and design -Concept designers - new ideas, missions and levels, game play ideas etc. -Mission writers - Duh! -Plot/stroy writers - duh! There will be many positions to fill, if you think you have any skills at all that will be useful to me, just drop me an email: paul@e-swoosh.co.uk More information can be sent to you upon request, I will need to keep everything closed for now, as in information only released upon request as I don't want to let too many ideas go at once! Thats my geek talk over for now. Hows you then? Im odd atm, my eye is getting even more purple, really dark purple now! It gets worse first right? then better? the bruising on my eye (this is) is fading at the top[ of the eye so its less obvious and is now "sliding" down the eye lid, so its getting nearer the bottom near eye lashes making it look like i ent had any sleep! hah! Im a dippy foule! Im quite hungry atm actually. For those who do actually read this, I remind thee, I am a poor teenager living in a small house in the middle of a town, nothing more, nothing less, where did that come from?! Can i make you feel insignificant? NO? Well er.. Just think, all your life, you will only be known locally, only people in your town/village will know you, your friends and family will be good, you may get into the national papers/news mainstream for a day or two, but then the people will forget you, your name will NEVER be burned into peoples minds? they will not know about you. Try this for size: Bill gates. George W Bush. Bill clinton You know wot, screw it, im sure your happy anyway! Have a good day/night/evening/afternoon/year! Paul - huge sigh - you can never have it all

05-07-2003	13:26	Paul Drage
Quite a boring week I guess, went to school yesterday got thrown out by Miss curtis, BITCH, who happens to be a LESBIAN. (theres some words for a search engine.. hehe :mad Went Steph's las nite, smacked eye on bedpost, blackeye, t his morning it looks like i have purple eye shadow on! lol! My other eye is straining to see what i am typing, all my fault, never mind, moving on. Taking back application forms today.. im sure its gona look great with me havin an eye like this Downloading a couple of films, Gangs of new york, and charlies angels - full throttle, they will be for sale at Ł2 each, maybe Ł3, depends I'll let ya no. Im gona go now then, nice updating you? Paul - EYE see YOU

01-07-2003	20:21	Paul Drage
I need to do somat with my life.. getting bored of sitting at home every day like a tankass. Madonna - Hollywood = good! Today did nuffin, played vice city which was kinda odd, cos i still dunt like it that much, just helkped fix leebo's bike.. hehe Wokeup at 11:30am this morning... thats before afternoon! wooohooo! Watched "10 things I HATE about you" - which is a class film! i downloaded it at like midnight and it was done by about 4/5am.. now thats quick. I shall let you know more about my job applications soon.. It's the first of this month so I think i will update scrap book to reflect what has happend recently.. not much "Oh baby oh baby i want you i need you!.. am i really that transparent?!" Paul - Lives in Hollywood

29-06-2003	21:36	Paul Drage
So then, that's it left school for good, Sad, yet happy, probably said this before? I officially left on: 27th June 2003, at approx 2:20pm - 3pm. So there we go. We did e-swoosh Radio last night, was a bit of a laugh , the recording sounds really quite amusing.. We had fun tho, rite? Im sure we will do another show in just under a week? A bit worried about Steph atm, she has been in an odd, no mood kind of mood all week; We live in a free world, i whistle down the wind, carry on smiling and the world will smile with you Ace Of Base - Life Is A Flower (Original) Great music there ^, Just think, in a few years time, NONE of this music will be on kazaa? well, a few small sources may still exist but come on, we all know that all this new age crap will take over and wipe out all the great choons about.. it's a sad fact really Im quite happy, been eating a lot reeecently.. lol.. MMMM MARS ICECREAM!!!! Mum and Dad left for Canary Islands last night at about 7pm? They called us earlier, didn't say much, said it was extremely hot, and then I felt my brain snap and my stomach cry out, I think i just twigged that I should have said yes and gone with them.. Oh well, we learn from our mistakes! Gona be on hella a lonely and boring week infact.. Have fun, stay real, Paul - Fan-dam-bango

27-06-2003	12:31	Paul Drage
Just about to goto school.. Final signature, Mr southcombe -> Locker keys, and Mr. Wright tutor signature, it's sad in a way But at least this brings a close to one chapter of my life, and opens the next - The best summer hollidays of my life.. so far anyway I'll let you know wot happens later on.. So far today I have tidied a tiny bit of my room and eaten some chips and had a pizza and did a write-up report for chewnet, burnt another 2 cd's, and sat down. Does this sound too much like you? Are you becoming a FAT, LAZY, BORING GIT? I can help you! For just Ł30 I will give you a very resourceful collection of video tapes (VHS PAL, UK only.) They will motivate you back into the young, inhibited Teenager that you are!.. I think! Laterz, Paul - ciao

26-06-2003	20:08	Paul Drage
Rich just gone home at laaast lol, joke.. .. Well he did actually only just leave, but never mind, he been ere since like 1pm? Went town today got a couple more application forms for random jobs, hope i get one Really need money, and fast! Meant to be payin for my hosting (that hosts e-swoosh.co.uk and even this diary), i was ment to pay like 4 days ago but I am really really poor. In the name of me, If you are reading this, please by a copy of the matrix reloaded off of me! Didn't go to Steph's, uhm, some reason. lol, never mind ay... Just somethings happen at the wrong time all the time Me and leebo are gona start on a 3d project soon, the outcome should be a film that's about 30mins long, featuring fully 3d environments and rendered scenes. ...IF we ever get it planned, lol. i feel exhausted, but i dunt know why. Didn't goto skul today, am going 2moro tho, found my other leavers form, I thinks im gona have ta bike again that's really evil If you reading this, I am listenin to: "Stereophonics - Pick a part that's new" = very cool song This summer hollidays is gona b so unreal! Parents leave for the canary islands on Saturday, stupid time to go, shame it werent in summer holls, could of done somethin.. God knows what. I live in a dump!!! You can do all the things that you like to do, all around and .. blah.. pick a part thats new.. All around upside down pick a part thats new, what's new to you? And that was of course, my very insightfull thought of the day ripped from the lyrics of this very song. Im now selling GTA VICE CITY, Ł4, two cd's. There is also a special offer, the first customer to order this special deal will infact get the two cd's for Ł2 instead of Ł4! Wotta bargain?! Full game, audio, radio, everythin. Nearly legal. Ahem. Hoping to see Steph saturday or sumthin? then at 9pm we do radio station again! www.e-swoosh.co.uk Thanks fer readin todays longer babble, I'm sure these entries will become better one day.. one day... O wait, that reminds me, Last saturday I got my haircut, I think it woz 3 back and sides and generally longer on top, it's growing back fairly quick, will try gelling it in the morning, see what happens! Gottaaa sleeepppp Paul - The cool one

25-06-2003	22:43	Paul Drage
Ah crap, I wish there was sumat to say Alan.. :S I just duno wot ta say, sorry i guess.. Things will get better, they always do, it's just lifes way of giving us a reality check every now and again..! Im quite tired from going to school today.. I might go tommorow for last time ever just to finish my orange leavers form off!! Depends if i can get up ! Ment to be seein Steph 2moro.. Da da da, Don;t think she happy atm.. uh oh me thinks. Soon, Paul.

24-06-2003	14:00	Paul Drage
I am.... Doing... A whole load Of.. Nothing! Today. Sitting on my arse eating chocolate drops which are ment for cooking chocolate biscuits and the like, im so hungry i could eat a small country...or..not ,br> Bored! O btw if you want a copy of the matrix reloaded you can buy it off me for Ł5. For the next two days a special Ł3 offer will be on! Im broke atm Need a job i prob go get some more application forms soon. Cyaz, Paul - out of choc drops

20-06-2003	23:00	Paul Drage
Got hair cut today, doesn't look too bad im quite pleased with it.. Went to Stephs tonite, then to Youth club thing, we played some football and ate some food was a laugh i guess, this irritating 13 yr old girl thinks im a spastic and i rly wna kill her, lol. Been doing some cool stuff, just relaxing and chillin rly, havin a gud time so far, got tonnes of cider to get thru lol, probably drink it sometime in summer holls? Just broadcastin on e-swoosh radio live atm! wowza So then, Our next show is deff gna b about 9pm Saturday 28th June! Not much else ta say really, im about, doing nothing 2moro, probably walk down town pick up some bits n pieces, might apply for co-op job :S God, I know it's bad but.. It's money right? No offense to anyone there k? Thanko, God Bless yaz, Paul - Happy, delightful, spoon full of sugar!

19-06-2003	22:59	Paul Drage
Feels mucho later than it is, just been listenin to Steve Penk's last show. Im knda bored and really really tired. I'm lost for wordss atm, I did e-swoosh radio for a few listeners earlier, was a bit of a laff. I'm gona go bed soon, arse hurts, stupid chair.. Paul - yawn

19-06-2003	17:57	Paul Drage
Woo hoo. Neighbours script writers r e. That's all for now, might post later. Paul - just eated pizza

18-06-2003	16:41	Paul Drage
Hey there, Got home a few mins ago? About an hour? Last night was gr8 fun! was weird tho. lots of weird things happenin man. Most weird thing for me was, Martin brought his sleeping bag with him to the "sleepover" but erm.. at 2am him and bartlet walked off!? they got a lift and went home.. or at least thats what we thinking! Cider is fun O btw kylie i stole your fat bottle of cider lol! Rich annoyed me though, didn't you Rich? He took my alcohol (thats actually a crime..) furthermore, I don't think he drunk it, becos i was the only one with a bottle opener so what he ses is "I hid it becos you didnt need any more" - fkin hell, fkin twat, bladdy ell he may of been tellin the truth but, he hasn't even given it back to me! Which knda pissed mee offfff! I'm gettin a bit bored of sleepovers now, they all the same tbh, let's have a party? Is that too much to ask? And we want a strobe light! Im all achey atm.. That happens after sleeping in a tent to me, i wont straighten out for a couple of days, lol. Kylie's Step-dad Greggor? He is so cool man! I think he's like.. teh best dad eva.. yeh.. ok then.. thats a weird thing to put. Two stone! Nintendo! "She's just the falvour of the week" Seb&Kylie should go out again, don't think i should of said that so loudly las' nite. Anyways, more crap later maybe if i can be arsed.. O btw.. Greggor Cooks rly nice breakfast..!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Paul - Wants a fatty pizza rite ere rite now

17-06-2003	18:21	Paul Drage
Off to kylie's now! Quick note: Physics was a piss easy exam.. easiest of em all. No more school exams.. worries ever again!.. sorta thing.. E-swoosh returns on the 28th june, saturday night (couple of weeks?) Kylie's farm.. somethin bout a sleepova and alcohol so dat sounds gud, cu laters! Paul - Like a bull in a china shop

16-06-2003	21:25	Paul Drage
Ahem. My up-most appologies for the days i have missed, this was simply because there were not enuf hours in the day! I have been busy doin the ofllowin things: Broadcasting live(more in a mo), Doin jackass swings, Layin about in the sun all day, havin a look into an army career, talkin, textin, walkin, biking, revising, burning cd's, helping mum, eating, sleeping a bit, watchin films, and listenin to LOADS of music! Tonight I was tryin to setup Counterstrike and half life games (which are of great qualitay) Today I popped into town, took a look at the chances of gettin an army career in this green tent that was outside debenhams... how very perculiar! Went to lee's about 1 ish, we did some geek man, It was my idea to make an ice-cube melting video! heres whatcha do.. setup ya webcam to take a pic every 30secs, aim it at a plate with a fat lump of ice on it (really big...) and then wait for a bout 3 hours! great fun? At the end you can see the stages in which an ice-cube melts! lol.. Besides this, we tried to revise quite a bit.. i took some of it in anyway. I erm.. tried to do a damn.. cant think of the word.. ! .. ah yesh! Shirrad? shirad? sherad? sherrad? well you know what i mean? I ran along and did a lil skid, pretendin to be a character from a film, i sed "sounds like heck" so lee guessed "shrek" which it was of course. (this was on big brotha the other nite.) I sat down quite heavily at the end of lee's bed, and erm.. the whole thing snapped and fell thru.. lol! ! it was sooo funny, guess you gota be there tho rite? So we bodged it together with a screw i found, we hammered the screw thru the latches on the bed and into the main frame thingy and its sorta ok now .. lol.. ah. Some great music thats worth a look into: Anything by 'Weird al yankovich', N-trance - Set you free Plummet - Damaged (Trance Remix) Flat beat - the old levy's jeans advert? remember it? well.. i do! Appologies for this next one.. XTM VS DJ Chuky Presents Annia - Flying on the wings of love God how gay dopes that make me look? lol. Didn't see Steph on sunday like we had arranged mucho earlier on in the week.. hmm! Saw a film on Sunday.. Anger management. Quite a gud film, I'd rate it 3 outta 5 stars, compared to the matrix reloaded with 4/5 stars, so not bad, comedies are great I really enjoyed it, some very subtle things which just work and make it click for me. e-swoosh Radio broadcasting live from banbury oxfordshire! - ah yesh! Friday night @ 10pm gmt, we went live (www.e-swoosh.co.uk), For me it was a great success, ok, so we only peaked at 9 listeners but it was a grat laugh and was quite fun to produce along with Dj Leebo and Richie D! (names made by Lee btw lol!) Now then, grab your favourite beverage and go sit in the garden. Bud Ice. Chilled. MMMMMMMMM. Physics 2moro, great, who cares tho? It's our last exam then weeee'rrreeee FREEEEEE!! woho! So, that garden chair is now calling for me, screw revision, Thanks fer reading! Sorry fer the delay in updates. Makes it longer and more enjoyable this way tho (not perverted! honestly. jeeeeezzz.) Ciaociao Paul - mm mmm ice cold drinks in the warm weather = lush!

11-06-2003	22:46	Paul Drage
Woohooo! Today has been a total success for e-swoosh.co.uk (live radio!) Our tests were successfull and I really hope it goes well on Friday! Went to Richs' today.. tried to get linux aol working.. God it pisses me off wen i cant do sumat that shud b so easy! Sorry Rich.. I got kinda v pissed off.. was there too long So not much else to say.. sat about at his most of the day eating and playin on his playstation etc.. Got home about 6? Lee came over at about 7? Ran a live test of the radio for about three hours i think Thanks for the listeners if you're reading this.. well I hope you ent cos if you are.. then that would be weird! Should be goin Stephs' 2moro but not much happenin about it.. so doesn't look likely.. might pull out the revision books! who knows! unplanned.. unsigned.. freeee day! Don't forget the radio goes out live on friday night @ 10pm. Steph if you read this, you don't need winamp! If you have real player it will work fine.. that's if you're in.. themadsite and e-swoosh are hopefully going to be a partnership! woohoo! We MIGHT be able to make money outa this!... I hope so nothin else to report.. weather was really nice today.. it was sunny and i think my arms have now got an orange tan! wooohooo! Seven days in the sun - Feeder Good timing what what? Broadband is activated! I think it's a day early but.. ner well Gona go lay in bed watchin tv now.. wonder whats on! Cyaz abooot... Paul - DJ DRAGE

10-06-2003	20:03	Paul Drage
Today's exams were the hardest out of them all by far! Maths non calculator this morning really bit me in the arse...! I didn't have a clue what to do, this is echoed about by everyone.. it's true.. it was ing hard. Then to end the day off.. a lovely dose of History.. woho! It was also difficult, I'm pretty sure i ed that up big time and i did really e. Too late now i guess I answered a question about vietnam, however... I used everything i knew about Cuba and said it for vietnam.. like fiedel castro.. and the bay of pigs.. and sugar plantations and al that! Kinda pissed off about screwin that up but nm! Might be goin Steph's 2moro somepoint... gota do colins computer sometime... I just cant b arsed tho.. His computers a rite Wellllll.... Today has beeeeen sorta.. OK, cos only ONE EXAM LEFT... WOOHOHOOOOOHOOHOHOHOHOHO! Something about a sleepova and alcohol 2moro nite.. will have to find out.. By the way.. If someone wants to buy a cd off of me.. any music cd.. any combination of 15 music tracks at all, just let me know, it'll be 50p for materials, and time. e-swoosh radio is launching on friday.. take a look at least! e-swoosh.co.uk (Click!) Thats all i have to say atm.. Broadband still not on Thanks for your time.. I really appreciate feedback on my thorts btw.. if ya wana drop me a line? (sounds like your goin fishing) then click contact at the top, I want to know what you think about what I think And i don't wana hear "Your diary is crap.. it's just steph steph steph rich steph rich rich steph with the odd occurance of school life" After all, this is my life, not yours, if you're interested in starting your own automated diary (oooo ) then I can help ya do that.. anyhow off track there Cyaz Paul - Yep, that's me..

09-06-2003	20:16	Paul Drage
Woho! made it through another two exams! Another double today, leaving science the week after woho! nearly free!!!!! Whey! That makes me happy that does... Ahem. Yesterday i think exams went ok it was seemingly a long time ago now! Todays exams. Science - chemistry this morning, what a barrel of fun that was eh? () This afternoon i had english paper 2 - again another barrel of laffs! - 2 hours of writing constantly with breaks every 20mins to change chewing gum !! Day was ok in all.. random spots appeared on face.. which i find quite funny.. cos they like just appear in diff place each day.. like a pattern... cool!... or not On friday we are launchin e-swoosh radio ! which is erm.. cool? Not sure quite whats going to happen.. complete success and great laff or... a complete failure and a waste of 3 hours or so.. You can find out about this live e-swoosh Internet broadcast at www.e-swoosh.co.uk Im quite amazed at the fact im still doing this diary thing after so long. Losing it slowly tho. and i thknk the regulars to this will notice that too Well.. So long.. happy Birthday Sam! O and... erm... Maths calculator exam in mornin, followed by history exam in afternoon... again.. another barrel of laffs!!! Cyou for now. Paulus teh greatus

08-06-2003	22:33	Paul Drage
Today and yesterday no time for entries. Two exams 2moro, english and sci chem. Nite. Paul - happy but rushing

06-06-2003	23:17	Paul Drage
Well. Then. Was thinking to myself about this diary in R.E exam today.. came accross my mind, I was thinking, I wonder how many entries there would be until the end of my life.. How topical it would seem. In contrast however, I am alive now, and so the fact of the matter is that it does not infact matter at all how many more entries are in this diary until i die. The answer to this question lies within belief (as is the answer to everything!) So my belief at this time is, who gives a flying . So then, the RE exam today went fine fine, was all expected, all the questions followed same format, which made it quite boring, had to write non-stop for like 2 whole frick-in hours! Needed to ing piss so badly! drank hole bottle of water.. was evil! After exam reluctantly went back to colins, where we played on teh playstation (Tinks, Rich, Alan, Colin, L33). Watched american pie 2, ate all his food.. well a fair amount, had a look at his computer, completely messed, lots of viruses and ! ...And guess what?! as a result of which I now have another frik-in computer to repair, it's i dont know why i agreed now.. o yes i do.. It's cos im soo friendly and kind and generous and caring!... wait no.. is that me? woohoo! Feeling very woohoo ish atm. Back aches gona go bed soon! Sooo! My ending speech tonite will beee.... Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Let ya anger go by making....! wait for it... yer own stress ball!!! What you need: One large balloon (round). Bag of cheapish white cooking flour. One bottle, like a pepsi bottle. Some skill.. Rite gota b quick.. Pour flour into pepsi bottle.. Blow the balloon up, not fully, just a fair amount of air, roughly the same size as your head. (as long as u dont have a big head! boom boom tsh!) Twist the balloon so the air stays in, Now put the end of the balloon over the bottle's opening, so it forms a seal. Make sure it stays twisted! Turn the process upside-down, so that the bottle of flour is then poured into the balloon! Pour a fair amount in, about half-three quaters of a bottle (i dont mean large bottle only normal small bottle here..) Now take off bottle, let the air go. Tie knot in top! Clear up mess under the rug or work surfaces etc. Punch and squeeze to your hearts content! Enjoy my recipe.. it can be modified to use rice aswell.. Thanks for listenin/readin to my ramblings.. Bed for me now me thinks! (23:23) Paul - $TRE$$ - WHAT $TRE$$ ?!

05-06-2003	22:43	Paul Drage
Jeee Im so tired... exhausted. Been in shed tryin to fix Alans computer. sigh Added smilies to this page now, rah. Exam went ok today, felt it was a BIT tricky, some odd questions which i wasnt expecting. R.E in the morning.. early start again Should be a walk over. Saw people at school today.. blah blah blah.. erm.. Gona go bed in justa sec. I made an image of me me meee meeee because I make and edit tonnes but never of me.. so in tribute and locing memory of myself here is a big image (555kb - about 2mins max to download.) CLICK HERE FOR MEE JUST MEE MEEE MEEE - with hair, without hair, with suit, without suit, at the age of 10? at the age of 16. etc blah. Paul - Goodnight and God Bless.

04-06-2003	22:05	Paul Drage
Ah yes! At last I have caught up! Today feeels guuuddddd! I have a good feelin about what I just did in the Maths exam! (Non calculator n all! ) I 'ave started to build the script to parse this page for smilies ! Everything in teh exam was pretty much what I had expected... Nothing unusual to me, or unknown to me came up.. Couple of tricky questions for me were things like: Put these numbers in order, smallest first: 0.067, 0.0067, 0.065, 0.00605, o.57 ........................................ So that was probably one of my trickyest questions! Other things today.. woke up at about 9:15 (alarm clock then computer playing: Video killed teh radio star - thanks a lot alan ) Saw Steph about at school... I'm meant to be goin hers in a few mins but i dont really feel up to it.. I got English paper1 in teh mornin and I should really do some sort of revision for it.. Maybe she would understand.. or not Unlocked Richs' fone to any network (Nokia3310).. Uhm! Mood: Really hungry (is that a mood?) and kinda bit tired.. need some rest.. couldnt sleep last night.. quite proud and happy of myself for managing to keep meh head str8 and cool in that exam.. its so much easier when you go in wit the right attitude and so forth. 9 more days until activation.. sigh Need to go and get changed.. but can I be bothered?? Got my 100 cd-r's off of "Mr Pender" at last.. they are quite gud quality /me thinks... Note for me... This page needs to be changed from 70% to 90% to optimize screen usage. Got our big year group photo back today.. it's quite gud I'd say.. I could look worse, but in general everyone looks fine fine. Gota find sumwhere to put it I guess... probably along side my tutor group&single year11 photo (which would you believe it, was taken at the beggining of teh year!! Feels like only yesterday.. Really gona miss teh Warriner wen we are "gone", Year11 for me, was seemingly the quickest year of them all.. Started off quite boring and then soon sped up and finished with an anti-climax that was/is exams! RMS is Friday morning.. so I think that should be good fun! Then teh weekend! woho! Well, just been to Steph's think i cured her computer with my magical touch! Her Grandad rules! He is liek so cool (that typo is on purpose.. just like teh!) Managed to pi$$ my parents off by askin for a lift the minute i wanted to go which was really quite amazing.. they said ok but yada yada.. parent crap here Steph's Bro - Nick, Seems to be havin' dat same problem we have all had b4.. (well at least i had it when i woz his age..) it's teh good old.. "Ya ave ta wear ya helmet wen yaow is on ya bike".. well.. I see both arguements.. one of my helmets got a FAT rip in teh side of it and i was glad cos i think it saved me.. Mind you I biked to school for three years? (9,10,11) and I didn't wear a helmet.. some pretty fat ass roads too.. Well i guess the story and moral here is.. Use your head b4 your feet!! (hmm!) Happy. now. And now my ending bit... which is quite serious today Can I please take this time to quickly remind everyone of the terrible events that occured on September the 11th 2001. Do not forget. That is why we have been over in Iraq.. that is why we sent out our army and navy, that is why we are destroying terrorism in the eastern countries. "United we stand, Divided we fall" God bless you all, PhilosophicalPaul

03-06-2003	19:43	Paul Drage
Whooops! My appologies! I finished doing what i was doing online last night (think i was checking out some cars from the fast&the furious (which i had been watching)) The time was about 12:01 so it was already too late to do an entry for yesterday. So yesterday I went to school at 11:30am () I had a Biology exam at 1:30pm (Mum couldnt take me ne other time cos of work blah blah blah!) I think the exam went well, I didn't fall-over, or have too many hic-up's! (hic hiccc!) The last minute revision and cramming from a bitesize revision book did me the world of good! Got home did random stuff.. Watched the fast and teh furious.. lush cars.. Was ment to do some design of some sort for some guy didnt do it o well moving on to today's outlook... Got up at about 10 ( told Rich i was gona go over at 10 lol!) rite yes distracted for a moment there.. Did all the usual geting up things, biked over to his (after pumping up meh tire again! or is it tyre?) We pissed about involving playstation computer and a big pole this pole was very hard.. it was blue.. it was round and long. Did you guess it? It was a roll of car inteerior lining stuff! Wow! So yes, Rich has been cut-off by tiscali on the day I have recieved my notification that Broadband line tests are completed and activation will proceed in 10 days time! woohoo! Im so sad and I know I am. O well. So 2moro is maths non calculator.. that should be immense fun! I need to work on percentage. Let me see: 10 / 100 = 0.1 x 100 = 1% So then, what is 38 as a percentage? 38 / 100 = 0.38 x 100 = 38% This can't be right? need help Ok thats worrying me.. btw the reason i keep putting and stuff is cos in a couple of weeks i will make this page parsed (see a post below some place) So that each post will be checked for smilies and then automatically change into a pic.. you'll see. Weather is bleakish, white sky and grey bits in it. Starting to get dark (the time is now 20:08.. it takes me time to type you know.. and i keep goin off doin other things..) atm I feel quite content and happy. Bit worried about tommorow as it's one of those exams where it COULD make or break me, but I dont think it will.. I think and know i will pass with a C.. I have had my fan on for ages and just turned it off now my ear is burning.. doh! 20:15: Still sat here.. Gotta flash Rich's Mums' fone.. joy!! Im thinking of bringing the post count down, so only two posts a week say Weds & Sat.. Would save me having tiny posts, would be more interesting maybe to see bigger posts? So! End of my post is goin to be around about here... when i think of something interesting to say like...ummm... Nope nothing coming out of my brain.. just mashed up crap about maths... x=2x1 + 10 - -20000 +20 = y y x 10 = k anyways! Catchas in a couple of days probably! Paul - whey - I guess I'll die another day!

01-06-2003	11:00	Paul Drage
forgot last night to put something in, I got back from richs' about 11:30? Not sure on the time. Very nice of his Mum to gimme a lift home at dat time. Fully fixed Richs' computer, it is now successfully running Linux Mandrake v8.1, might upgrade it at some point Yesterday we revised loads of Science (or what felt like loads) Threw coinAGE in the potAGE sitting in the sunAGE. Soo today... yawn just been for a shower, weather looks like it could improve, sorta bleaky and white clouds, forgot to mention, yesterday and teh day b4 (friday and saturday) we had luvleh weather.. was like summer.. is it summer yet? Ashley Hamilton - Wimmin' - He sounds so much like Robbie Williams, it's quite scary... "If ya daddy didnt love ya lemme giv ya validation, nice tits, nice arse, good class, good conversation, at school you got picked on for bein a geek..." "I like wimmin' i go wimmin' every Friday i like to get my feet wet teeth wet" Would this be a word for Swimming? as in Swimmin', as in wimmin? sucha poor punn wouldn't you say? Today gona do a bit of cramming? shuvin stuff into meh brain for exam (biology sci) 2moro. Might go over to Richs' to pickup my mobile which i stupidly left in his care I ALSO left my HOUSE KEYS at his house Hmm, shud be ok, I think I had Ł2.80 credit. 5 free txts a day :\| Sooo, I'm dry now, hair is crazy, it's fluffy and my "fringe" comes down to nearly level wit meh eye brows now.. so its growing really fast again Should really get it cut when i can be arsed. Sorry about my diary being down, I put it back up about 10 mins ago, I totally forgot sorta thing. I'll be off now then, prob go lay in teh garden in teh sun getting bored until Rich fones.. I not sure if he seein Sam today? they usually have their old peoples meetings on a Sunday? But maybe Sam is goin wid Steph&co to teh mystery place day sed dey goin? One last last point.. I was reading a random strangers journal/diary type thingy like this yesterday evening and I have noticed something about myself that I don't like, I was fixated upon his diary, like it was some magical thing of the past. He was writing about the change from year1999 - 2000, and how he had brought 2000 batteries and a wind up clock etc, he was American. Im thinkin of turnin this page into a parsed page, so it parses each line and cheks for smillies then turns them into smilies type thing.. we'll see if a' can be arsed! Paul - Happy as the weather

30-05-2003	22:29	Paul Drage
Well then (sucha crap start to sucha fine diary dont u think? ) I will keep it quick becos im still workin on Richs' computer! good things come to those who wait! time flying by now. Last few entries have been crap and i hope you appreciate this i becos i have had barely ANY time if any time (made no sense) to type them out longhand etc etc. Have managed 2 install linux mandrake 8 on richs' computer, some problems with her atm sure they will be fixed soon. went to Steph's today, so dat ws gd, erm Parents gone away for weekend, been drinking crappy cafrey's outa can tastes like irish , not like nice guiness or woteva. Quite fancy doin that advert for strongbow.. mmm... Get refreshed! that brings me near to the end of todays entry, Small thing just popped into my head! Paynee returns 2moro? Will sam and paynee fight, will rich and sam fight, will sparks fly!? find out soon on none other than DrageDiary! :e FEELS so empty in this entry today.. I losing will power to right this diary. Biology exam is on monday and all other ty hard complex is next week Mite ask rich if he come ova 2moro and do mad revision.. or mite ask Steph if she doin nethin.. who knows! Gota go help ems out now.. Bubye, pie in the sky! Paul - ahhh the stranger of ...

29-05-2003	11:00	Paul Drage
Today I am going to revise science like mad and assume that Steph is not coming over It wouldn't surprise me if she makes an excuse and ses she can't come.. I'll add bits to this as the day goes along. -- 14:40: Welllll how right can I get, starting to scare myself, Steph didn't come over, somethin about her dog, nm I guess. Going to hers at 3ish. -- 23:35: Ok if ya read that don't take offense I didn't go Seb's in the end, for three main reasons I guess; Im really tired, been late nights every day this week already and I couldn't live if I had no sleep tonite i feel so dead. Had work on tonite wid Chewnet, joy. Meant to be seein St*ph 2moro becos didnt see her today.. didnt go over.. do not pass go.. do not collect $200. Been in teh shed fixin richs' comp.. or tryin to. Thanks to partitionmagic8 i have managed to restore the hard disk to a state of virtuality? Can view and copy files.. Can cahnge partition and reinstall windows etc.. I think i will format it some point. Did a fair amount of science revision, re-ordered broadband. erm.. It's really hot in here did i mention that? Im gona scoot off to bed soon, really quite tired.. Goodluck to Alan I hope all goes well! Night Diary, Paul - Sleeeeepyyyy

28-05-2003	22:47	Paul Drage
H u g e - S i g h So bored = depressed = driven into a state of mixed emotion = FK2THEWORLD AND EVRY1INIT. Ok that makes me feel a whole lot better (yer rite) Today has been yet again, another boredom piece of crap with hotdogs flying around and butchers eating fish and fishermen eating crops n farmers eating pigs. Ok i don't know wheres my head at (wheres your head at wheres your head at! ...!) Sam n Rich seem to b 'avin a real ruff ride (alliteration sigh*) So i iz hopin they get thru that then. Steph home today, woho (crippy saying i believe.) Really really hungry. Met sam by cinema she lent me broadband modem which was really nice of her. Should be gettin Broadband 2moro (re-ordering. Me hates BT.) think mite go sebs sleepova thing, mite gimme a break from all this revision, it's doing my head in, I can't concentrate. Not long to go either :S Chewnet have offered me some more work.. sounds like good stuff to me. Deadline is 2moro nite at 6pm it's set at 5:30.. so lol. http://www.boltdesigns.co.uk/new - been working on it.. go see what you think please? I feelin better now i got ridda some of that brain junk above. Puff daddy - i'll b missin u - gr8 song. Took login etc off this site, was too cluttery and complex for this simple idea. I'm going to go now then.. goin to revise sci 2moro.. steph comin over.. goin sebs.. will do diary entry early afternoon b4 i go! lol! Ching ciao cha! Paul. - Confusion.

27-05-2003	23:48	Paul Drage
Sheeeeee-iiiiiii-p to shore! I nearly missed todays entry. It won't be long as I have to make sure it's this side of 12.. Today was planning to revise but didnt. Got up and wokeup at about 11am. Wandered downstairs in quilt.. sisters friend was over and so was quite an embarrasing few mins, went and sat on floor in front room put spiderman last scene on to hear the quote.. "This is my gift, my curse, Who am I? I am Spiderman" It is SO Ironic that Rich should phone me up at about 1pm and say his computer is broken because he fell backward on his chair ramming the chair into the computer and instantly destroying his two hard disk drives (rest assured.. they felt no pain.. ) So thats about a Ł95-Ł100 mistake.. lets hope he learnt his lesson not to swing back on chairs.. (looks in Richs' direction) So then the ironic bit.. "This is my gift, my curse, who am I? I am Paul Drage" "Putting the eek back into Geek" (i made that up ) Have spent most of teh day in teh shed trying to fix his computer (he brought it over at about 3 ish) Been down there trying to use partition magic and such tools to try and restore it.. I'm not too hopeful, but i'll try again in the morning. Other than that today has been pretty boring.. not done that much.. done a bit of webdesign for the new site.. this login system probably be removed soon it's a lot of hassle! Steph is back 2moro so I hope that I can see her.. we'll see won't we. 5mins (just over) until 12... Not seen much of big brother yet, saw one last night (Monday night@ about 12) It's kinda boring this time round.. not v.original nemore.. as Rich quite rightly says.. "They are playing up to teh camera". Sebs sleepover thing? (only just heard about it) is on Thursday in his garden or somethin? Might be going.. I don't know if I should.. really need to revise.. 4 mins to 12. Rich recieved quite a lot of txts from Paynee again today.. quite disturbing.. Im gettin' worried maybe someone should confiscate Rich's phone.. she seems v.v.v. close? wrong word cant think no time!.. to Rich.. one txt i read said "Fine don't txt back then." I mean ffs Paynee, you're in SPAIN! Ok right, woteva.. lets hope i havent made too many people hate me there.. whistles.. Must go.. 2minutes to 12! Cyaaaaaaaa! Paul - rush rush rush... (Rush hour..)

26-05-2003	15:18	Paul Drage
Today, woke up at about 11:30, before Rich! woo! Had a shower and he still wasnt awake! Rich woke about 11:40.. We watched: - Meet the parents - Romantic Comedy, was an Ok film, wasn't amazing.. Was kinda funny erm.. Yeh quite a typical ending really.. not bad tho (dvd) -Dantes Peak (on video..) this film about a volcano blowing up and this crazy man (Pierce Brosnan) called Harry trying to save everyone being a hero.. whats new there? Ok film not too bad.. Didn't finish until 4am :S Rich was finding it hard to stay awake (init, Rich man!) Happy at the moment weather is bright and cloudy.. some light spots of blue sky.. Steph is in Wolverhampton.. snore..(no offense..) Rich went to town (I pressume) with Sam at about 1:30.. I'm sat here.. Eating "SNACK ~A~ JACKS" - woo wow. Playing GTA III on and off.. Probably do some revision in a bit.. or not.. Alan asked me to go play football in Deddington but don't really feel to active atm.. still a bit achey from lou's.. I was made to sleep on the bumpy ground and evil bits.. Ah well, all's well that end's well.. (thought of a new line for meh diary!) O one other thing to mention: Last night I noticed Rich recieved about 20? (maybe 10? more?) txt messages from Paynee in Spain! And I think you add two hours onto GMT for spain? So it was about 1am.. She on holliday.. In Spain.. txtin Rich.. Paynee forgive me if you read this but.. Me thinks you still fancy him.. :S (was that a bad idea? probably!) Everybody move your feet! Oki doki that'll do for today.. Hair's all fluffy.. need some more gel badly :S Cya around the magic round about.. don' don' don't stop the beat.. can can can't control my my feet pp people in the stt sttreet.. er yies! ciao ciao Paul - Mad.

25-05-2003	15:07	Paul Drage
This entry is being written the day after (Monday bank holliday on the 26th.) I forgot yesterday, and I hate missing entries, it will mean I end up with an incomplete diary.. Im writing this as I would of yesterday.. Steph was meant to come over today, but she didn't.. that's ok I guess.. was quite disappointed, meh parents went away to my cousins house up in sheffield he's just returned from iraq, it was like a coming home party thing, i didnt go tho.. :S I saw 'The Matrix Reloaded', brilliant film! Just gota wait for the next now I've messed this site up, I'll fix it when I get around to it, I'm trying to implement a login system so that random strangers don't just appear and yeh, lol. It's not all that great, but it gives you a random password etc. If you click here. (Click!) then you can signup. I will get it working within the next couple of days, which means you wont have to signup then. Today i didn't do all that much, was planning on goin to town wid Steph an then goin cinema but yeh. So played few games watched tv listenin to music, rested.. from my hectic life.. lol. So not all that of a bad day.. Rich is staying over tonight.. No real reason why.. does there need to be?? Catcha around.. PowerpuffPaul (as requested by Sam.)

24-05-2003	23:21	Paul Drage
Slept over at Lou's house last night, that's why didn't do yesterday's entry. Alan, Lee, Lou, Law, and Ally were talking non-stop from about 1/2am - 6am.. I got hardly any sleep, had about an hour from 5-6am, yawwwwwn Steph is really hard to wakeup i noticed.. sleeps like a log.. in a non-offensive way of course. Rained last night, anton threw lump of coal or some crap at white tent.. rain.. yuk. Lou's Mum is really friendly and nice, so biggup Lou's Mum!! Maximum respect... yisss.. Her garden though, it's really cool, it has like 6 different bits to it.. all leading down hill.. only problem is getting back up it is SO tiring.. So I had a good time last night neway.. even if meh Dad did buy me non-alcoholic beer Foule! Today I got home at about 10:30 i'd guess.. Went straight to shower, then jumped into bed and slept until about 2.. Got up walked around, got drink, went back to bed, slept until about 6pm.. Feel fine now, watched the eurovision tonight.. what a load of utter.. cows.. cream. As per usual every country voted for its neighbouring countreh, but Ireland got cocky and decided to screw us. Ended up with 0 points.. woo! Surprise!.. I think not. I've been working on packaging DrageMessenger5 for the past few weeks.. It's pretty much ready to roll out.. Fixed teh bar at the top of this site/DrageFiles thing.. 2moro goin to see: -Steph and -'The Matrix Reloaded'..... woohoo! shud b gr8.. Hope we get in.. didn't book or owt. I think that about concludes todays entry, I'm not looking forward to exams after half term.. Infact half term isn't going to be too gr8.. at least i dont think so anyways... gona be revising like mad! Been writing this entry for about 13 minutes on and off.. Longest in a long time i think.. Got 21 seconds b4 i gotta go... Gone in 60 seconds.... Paul - I wanna be the minority

22-05-2003	17:34	Paul Drage
Well, here we are again then! I'm drastically running out of lines to start and end my diary with, if you can think of any, please let me know I have managed to create smilies on my tagwall with a little bit of help from someone on the airattack forums (Kippercod, thanks dearly.) Thanks to Rich for the smilies themselves. It's been about 11days since my first entry, back then, even 11days, I couldn't of predicted what was to come, odd that (lol) but I really did not expect these events (read all below.) Today was for me, a goal I had been waiting for, for over 5 years, waiting to sit my GCSE ICT exam in the sportshall. Lets hope I did well enough to refllect my abilities.. would be sad to fail my last hurdle.. Lou's sleepova 2moro nite.. I've decided it's about time I set myself some sort of rough life plan (better than: Steph, Money, Car, House, Die).. which is my present one.. We'll see If I can be arsed aye A couple of days ago i forgot to edit my notes, I was just goin to say, I was taunting the poor porkers in year10 having to run the 4mile cross country! (hah!) Today went to school for 9am exam start (another tiring 7am start.. buh!) Hung about a bit afterwards, got ICT signed off on my leavers form.. feels o-so-finalé. Came home, managed to get my smilies all working and so forth, got GTA III to work, ate some food, drank some coke, laid about watchin tv, played GTA3 for ages.. er.. Got to the island in about an hour from starting the missions.. but I tend to get side tracked (have you noticed that.. i get side tracked all th-) anyway: Today I feel my life is moving in the side of good (Use your leash to bring your creature to me! ) I feel that I can do something positive wid me life: Those who can, teach. I might look into a life in teaching secondary school students IT (after college) I think it would be very rewarding.. Thankyou Mr Scouse. (who happens to be a scouse git.. odd that int it!) Ah yes, I been meaning to mention, Paynee leaves 2moro on her flight for Spain, hope ya have fun. Not much more to say, been offered a bit of work from a local company that will remain un-named. Peter cusak referred some posh woman to me, should make a fair bit out of her for "computer technical support" (hah!) Mums birthday 2moro ooops! not got her anythin yet.. I'll run down to teh Garage later lol! I'm gona go now, to play GTAIII that is. Take care, until next time (might not be 2moro) Paul - That's me..

21-05-2003	21:33	Paul Drage
Well! Today was splendid what what! Pip pip! time for tea watson! Brr! Ok then, woke up at 7am, i dont think my body agrees with that time of the morning and i end up walking into sharp objects I did the English Literature (AQA exam board) exam.. I felt that it was fairly easy to do.. tires me out tho.. Ate all meh polos.. We hung about for at least an hour outside sports hall waiting for Rich.. Were going to walk home, then I asked if we could go co-op so we went and got some cookies and stuff.. mmm! gd food in coop btw..! We slowly walked back to school, where we phoned for a lift, however there was no answer. Hung around wit yr10 mates (Yes including Steph..) Finally got a lift home at around 1:45pm. Got home, went to town, brought some padlocks and lock equipment for meh server shed.. Talking to Steph on meh tag wall as we speak.. I made a new login for "admin" tonight. As of yet all I have as an admin is Rich.. who has kindly offered to manage the database end of the tagwall.. I took down the irritating scrolly bit at top.. will fix it when i get a spare moment.. No tents allowed at lous sleepova on Friday now..(feeling: Buh @ Lou ) We all goin to see The Matrix Reloaded Sunday.. I think the film gna kick ass! All of our year ten mates seem to be splitting apart.. the glue is no longer holding them in place... its a tragedy.. I think we iz gona have to do some serious fixing!.. I'm gona go and grab some food from the fridge now! ICT exam 2moro mornin.. wish me luck.. speak to you weneva then.. Paul - rah!

20-05-2003	22:16	Paul Drage
Must fly im doing revision for english lit wich is at 9am 2moro morning. Here are some notes for me to write this entry up properly 2moro (notes4me btw): Yr10's cross country. Ate alans stuff Rich ova School Steph (again!) erm.. Alan has pics Big pic Feel: Newcastle song etc on tagwall.. er.. Mad rush! Must fly! much to do much to do! Paul - (pigs really can fly.. boom boom..)

19-05-2003	19:16	Paul Drage
Fully, and I mean, fully auto-mated website is now up-and-running. I don't know why I am bothering in making a website about a diary which hardly anyone reads! Most of the stuff on here is mindless junk. Today i revised for a few minutes, didn't wakeup until 1:30pm, stupid alarm clock didnt go off SOrta wasted me day pissin about around the house, but im happy, and thats gotta be gud, lol! Colin has asked me to put some stuff on his website.. so i need to find my BT details out to get that going again.. joy Scott Baxter has asked me to make him a website. Designs on bits of paper have been flying about in my room for ages now.. should really have a look at them.. Check out the Chat bit on this site, i'll probably be chatting in that every so often.. (every day lol) Catchas later, (i'll edit this later.) Paul

18-05-2003	23:19	Paul Drage
Today's entry is mega late.. whoops! Today in town was sorta v lame.. Wandered about for ages getting bored and more bored.. Pissed Steph off quite badly.. only just applogised! (doh!) Planning on going to Alan's on Tuesday for a last minute mad revision session.. English Lit exam weds.. it's clouding my vision, it's like a big, ft, -off dark cloud that could.. could.. ruin meh life forever! Ah cheery! Believe it or not.. (damnit keep saying "Or not" .. i am really happy) Green day - they rule man! download or buy all der choons! Biggup Green day. Went to the cinema this evening, not much to say about it, saw 'How to lose a guy in 10 days' (Jeeeez! First maid in manhattan.. now this! bladdy 'ell!! how many chick flicks and I gona see before I get it into my head to NOT go again!) With that aside, I must say I found some parts quite funny.. although I think it a bad thing to admit Mums birthday one day this week I believe! .. i really dont know when, will have to find out from meh sister! Been playing about with some mind games recently, I have been studying the way certain people react to certain situations, using it to their advantage and what not.. more on this soon. Meh left leg seems to be fairly dead.. might be because Steph was clamping it and slowly tearing/stretching the thigh muscle.. who knows. On other news today.. I have been commended on THEMADSITE.COM for my excellence in Moderating de forums. On e-swoosh news today: No offer that is acceptable has been met yet. Richs' hosting account has used up to 200mb bandwidth so far.. eeee! But leading all the bandwidth strainers is Alan, his account "/zoom" appears to be using over 400mb bandwidth on average per month.. Don't worry about it guys, I'll charge you in one way or another one day! Notes to me: Films to see that are coming up: The Matrix Reloaded, Anger management, Dumb&Dumber2, that one with lots of death.. That will almost deffinately conclude tonights posting.. I may edit this at some point.. depends if i can be bothered.. My body feels tired, my brain feels awake, my legs are dead (specially meh left one! gah!) and meh feet are asleep. God knows how I am going to move outta this Chair.. Last night i watched some of a film called "The puppet masters", looked quite good, sorta naff and tacky, but still worth a bit of meh time.. couldn't sleep.. So went downstairs and got some POM BEARS :S and drank a pint of ice cold coke.. with ice cubes.. and then i couldnt sleep becos i was hyped.. ok enuf. Prom pictures (my mums ones) have been developed at last, I will post dem up here when I have scanned them. The big year11 photo.. I am planning on scanning it when i get it.. Probably be wednesday.. maybe even after half term (when is half term??) Looking forward to Lou's on friday (sleepover.. more about this when i can be bothered). Planning on seeing The Matrix Reloaded next Sunday.. (thats a whole week away!) Sorry this is a big bore, i dont know wot to say! (Feelings: Mad, jumbled). I feel all fuzzy now, 2mozza i gona revise more for English Lit, might chill out. Big shout out and good luck to everyone doing their P.E exams tommorow. Rich m8, Good luck, Thinkin' of you. Hope ya ace it.. and everyone else. Thats me exhausted. Was only plannin on a little post. I might upload the new design soon.. who knows! Paul

17-05-2003	23:09	Paul Drage
I just don't know wot to think about anything.. I am not a genius, nor am I dumb.. I am not a clever person, I understand computers.. wow. But for sake! Understand "people" is a hell of a lot harder! Is there a rule book? I think not, you would need a book for every person! We learn things about people every day.. even mates we have had for years, one day we'll discover a small glitch in their personality that we never noticed before.. I've noticed over my 16 years of life.. people from all different backgrounds, different social status, different authorities, but never have i once met someone to brake all the rules.. someone who doesnt judge, someone who cares, someone who is perfect. This next assumption will probably blow your brain: There really, really, is no such thing as perfect. If you could capture one moment in your life, freeze it, own it, what would it be? Why? I imagine it relates to a person, what did this person do to make you remember them this way? Why did they do it? No one knows, no one has any answers in life.. 'Only with trust.. is there the chance of betrayal' (thepants999). Hope I made you think. Paul - sigh

17-05-2003	20:59	Paul Drage
Today was a bit of a bored all round really.. meh plan was to see Steph, but buh dat fell through like a led balloon. Became a moderator on THEMADSITE.COM Which was very kind of the generous owner, So i been moderating most of the day. Been sat around eating, drinking, thinking, spoken to a few "Internet" pal's that I met about three years ago, joy. Tried o2 sim card.. think they barred it.. Highlight of today: Speaking to Sam's Dad on msn about geek .. Opinions made today: Life can be great life can be crap but at the end of the day we're all here init, so shutup and live wid it Don't moan, theres always someone worse off than yourself. I cant b arsed with writing anymore! maybe later when am more energyfuller Paul.

16-05-2003	10:18	Paul Drage
Im up! Im awake! Im dressed! Im happy! w00t must be a miracle! I have a theory! Woke @ 9:08am (by standard alarm clock beeping a really loud beep at me.. i hatet hate thing.. my brain has figured out how to subconsciously turn it off..) so i went back to bed, just woken up again at 10:08am (you guessed it! by my computer playing: Alanis Morrisette - Ironic..) Now then.. this song makes me happy.. so I think if in future I wakeup to a song that I really like.. I'll have a gr8 day! Maybe you should try it! Msg me on msn (drageo5@hotmail.com) or phone me on: 07816103243.. I'll help you set it up .. it's well worth the time you put into it. I'll post again tonight! Just proving that I'm up! Paul - scarily awake! ----- 10:28 Edit: It's like 10 thousand spoons when all you need is a knife! All the pictures that I have used in me diary can be found: click here Must fly! Gona be revising today... looks a bit wet outside so I guess it's back to english lit.. goin Stephs this afternoon.. o now it's started to rain! It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures lol im becoming obsessed.. catchas! Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - awake rah! rah! rah! oo discovery! click a word and hold ctrl.. it selects teh paragraph?! kewl.. or not! (doh! note2self: stop saying that) cyaz. ----- Later on... (at about 19:30?) Well then, I consider any major event in my life a super-tastic thing (?) and so I always celebrate them in my own way. The past few days have earnt their way, for me to commend them (?) Like woteva! Who cares? (I sorry Steph.. but I have to put it somewhere!) Me&Steph r goin out again.. And that makes me.. "Supa" happy! Yay! Now im not tryin be rude but hey pretty giel im feelin you, the way you do the things you do..(lalaalaaaaa) So then, today's "account" of the DrageFiles would appear to be more up-beat and happier than yesterdays! Me and Rich did loadssss (or what felt like) loads of revision.. for English Lit exam, which takes place on Wednesday morning at 9am (eeek! the exam is just as scary as the time!) Don't really know what else to add? The rain has stopped/come to a small drizzle (hate the word drizzle.. sounds.. so.. weird I guess). I happy This is the remix to ignition hot n fresh out the kitchen! Shud b goin to lou's sleepova next Friday.. lookin forward to that.. er! My phone (nokia 3310) has recently had big fluctuation's in signal loss and gain (?) and so therefor if anyone has a decent spare phone (dont mind if its another 3310..) could you please lend it me for a couple of months? (like anyone is actually gona giv me a phone! hah!) I reckon I shud own a tv channel devoted to me! ... or.. (ah ah stopped myself.).. not (doh!) That'll be all Don't forget.. Watch out.. Pauls about! Channel D1 @ 1am Sundays!... or .. Catchas, Paull - dreamy (is it a dream.. or not?!)

15-05-2003	18:11	Paul Drage
Waited from the time i woke up (@ precisely 10:08am.. to the sound track: Small faces - itchycoo park) Waited.. and waited.. And waited! But he didn't turn up, he told me on msn at 3pm that he couldn't get a lift..this sent a dossage of "InstantAnger" through meh. I soon calmed down by looking out of the window at the pretty cloud formations. Ahhh clouds... Anyways as I was saying, today was the second day I feel that I have lost Sat here at 4pm, and it clicked.. "I have 6 days until my English Lit exam.. FUKKKKK!!" I have been studying poems on and off all night (or at least trying to..) Tommorow Rich says he is goin to come ova so we can go to the ramps again.. but tbh I don't actually have much faith in him gettin here on time.. if at all I think I plan to revise pretty much all day tommorow, going to getup at 9 instead Note to meself: dont be so generous with hosting in the future! I gave Rich an ftp account on e-swoosh (to upload files with) He's put about 13mb of pictures up, think about it.. 10 people view every file, thats 130mb bandwidth used.. O well! If your depressed reading this.. or i mean to say.. If i am giving off a depressing vibe it's not my fault.. been sat on this chair on and off for over 8 hours.. sigh* I really can't be bothered with this diary anymore.. but we'll see what happens tommorow, tommorow night! Ta ta ciao ciao dalin ! Paul

14-05-2003	22:10	Paul Drage
Well then.. Such an eventfull day! I'm sure you're only reading this to compare how boring your life is to mine! so on with the show.. Got up at 7:40am! sigh.. I HATE MORNINGS let that be known! Infact If I can find it.. I have a morning poem somewhere.. Richs' Mummy picked us up at 8:30am.. Got to school at about 8:45am (still wouldnt be up on a "normal out-of-school" day).. Forgot to sign in! (fool) Went into the "exam" (hah!) sat down.. waited for like ages for them to hand out the papers.. yawn Anyways finished exam about half an hour too early.. and as I remember it: so did everyone else. It's pathetic.. it's not even a decent "exam".. ok thats off me chest now.. Left sports hall (the "exam" hell hole) at about 10:30am (? guessing now..) Pissed about at school tried to get our "" off of Mr. Pender (geek guy, systems admin) just some cd-r's and a usb hub.. but he gave us some excuse and sent us on our way (doh!) Er right so.. Stayed for brake.. had some donuts.. or one donut.. think gave the other to Lee.. (doh!) After brake, started our trek home, Rich was really weird, You don't often experience Rich being that mad.. was scary, lost all trust in him.. walking along a narrow path next to the main road with him behind you, charging at you, with a great big fat ass log/stick. Heh. "Great stuff !" Went to chip shop on way home.. Got home at about 1:30pm.. (i think..) Been sat about doing some English Lit revision.. and playing Unreal Tournament (doh!) That'll be all then. Paul.

13-05-2003	18:31:00	Paul Drage
This is my second attempt at writing today's diary entry.. First time i forgot to click "add" (doh!). So then today was o-so-fun, woke at about 10:08am (infact thats accurate becoz me Mum woke me up with some pretty evil pieces of cheese on toast.. yak..) Rich went home at about 11 I think.. I went in the car in me quilt cover.. (fun fun!).. Hair been fluffy all day.. Been sat around doing me English Lit Revision.. much to do. First IT "exam" 2mozza.. Although it's a very poor excuse for the name "exam" it's mrore of a piss easy test! It's multiple choice questions and it's called "key skills". I've been informed that it is infact; worth 20% ! w00t! Not much else done today.. Sorting out bits-and-pieces for me to do at school 2moro.. Got some photo's scanned at last, scanner didn't really like me last night.. The pictures are quite poor, but I'll put them on here 2mozza... That's it then.. Hope you all had a better day than mine! Paul. -- Edit: Image --

12-05-2003	21:20:00	Paul Drage
Today.. what a whopper! Well, first real day of leaving the Warriner I guess.. Got up at about 10:08am (well infact thats accurate! because me computer woke me up GEEEK!!! The song was: Good Charlotte : Girls and Boys) Strolled around the house for a while.. had a shower at about 11am I think.. memory distorted atm! I went down shed checked server was all foine foine... made sure it wasn't gone or anything (yeh rite like someone would break into our shed.. hah!) At roughly 1pm I think.. we piddled about.. Rich brought bladed here... Rich ate some of our food again! What a surprise aye? Went to town, had a look in a computer showroom (fun fun! was really really wreird in there... its by the cross if anyone wants to know..) Went to geek shop tried to replace keys for server no mathes found so didn't work.. Picked up photo's! will scan them in some point!! We went and got some chips.. walked through the park... ended up in the playgroud.. we went on some biggup massive rides.. spin spin.. felt well ill i did! Went home.. tried to revise english for a bit.. then i thought that I had forgotten to get Steph some flowers init.. So we wandered back to town.. went to Tinks flower shop.. I brought her 4 red roses (embarrased..).. Moving along.. Went home.. Went stephs ... Came home.. Picked up Rich.. Rich ere now.. Went bladin'.. Did sorta ok on the ramps for our first time.. we gettin the motion.. the notion.. the rhythm of goin up and down em init.. next time gona try goin from the top off em.. Don't think we gona go at 4am now.. it was clear at about 5pm.. wasnt anyone about.. was slippy and wet tho.. lol. Will add more maybe when Rich is outa me hair! lol! Catchas, Paul!

11-05-2003	21:13:00	Paul Drage
Sunday! 9:13pm. Today then, got up fairly early, about 10! wowza! Cooked breakfast yummy yummy! Bacon, Egg, Tomato, Fried bread, Sausages.. And.. Ketchup! (The secret ingredient ) Lee came over about 1pm I think.. (That's L33..) we pissed about for few mins, showed him me server down in the shed, copied some videos and stuff off one of his cd's.. got shoes on trotted off to town.. Now then, I dropped off my film in Boots (Let it be known that's where we develop our photo's Proud of it! nice and cheap aye!) Ł6.99 for 24hour - medium print's.. might enlarge a few noice ones.. we'll see what my wallet says Me and Lee wandered around for a bit.. somehow ended up walking around spiceball.. wandered down by the river and took a pic of it.. very nice.. (will upload it laterz).. We walked behind spiceball.. Where the prostitutes hang out.. although it was only like 2pm.. that is not the reason we walked that way!. Walked through the remainder of spiceball.. Ended up walking past bus station n that, went and looked at some "" in the computer shop.. Walked home through the park.. Stopped at the swings (although there were some n00b swing riders on them already! ).. We tried to get some pictures of me and Lee in mid-air.. sort of a flying shot on his digital camera.. not much luck though! Got home about 5ish.. Lee got a lift home wit me Dad.. erm.. Had dinner.. watched bit of something on channel 4 (like scrap metal challenge or woteva).. just been tryin to organise some sorta party at Alan's some point in summer.. Seein Rich 2moro.. picking up photos.. Goin' Steph's.. Then at 4am (tuesday @ 4am that is) we're goin blading.. lol. Catchas around! Paul P.S (Edited..): Hold up.. one thing I forgot.. The Sunday feeling of dreading the next day and stuff seems to have totally gone.. odd that! Will move this into todays post later.. Also..! The picture has arrived! River Picture! Click here!

10-05-2003	00:00:00	Paul Drage
Well here it is! Each time I get a new picture I'll add it to this site, awaiting films to be developed and scanned. If you have any pics of da prom just send em to me: paul@e-swoosh.co.uk Cheers, Paul - Feelin better but still hungry and empty (4:56pm)

10-05-2003	13:06:00	Paul Drage
Time is 1:06pm on Saturday.. I'm home! Well what can i say! That was a great prom.. although it is infact, the only one I have been to. Had a good time there from what I can remember. Rich left his date to roam around on 'er own after about 5minutes I believe? The after-prom partay was, as Paul Cartright said: "Proper Lush!!" Any events included here are as I saw them through MY eyes.. (hmm..) Lotsa alcohol Music Outside Bartlet thinking he was Santa... (hmm) L33 being rather.. crazy and followy (Clingy! in a nice way tho.. in a really good friendly way) .. he seemed sort of lost in a fun way, he woz buzzin.. shame he still had some sense in him.. next time.. next time.. I swear Alan did lose himself for a good half hour or so! He was close to jumpin over the rainbow.. Smilie Alan. Emma.. Colin's date, as Lee has helped me remember, she was all like: "mmwha mmuh meh? mloo way Emma" - she deff had lost it.. I think we stalked her but got bored after a while. And then of course the incident in which I got hit my robbie (init !.. some people! buh!).. live and let live i guess. It's a shame Martin didnt go.. still gota fix his phone.. Colin deff did go majorly tipsy Anton was flaming.. he was furious (read that bit in a welsh accent ) Chris.. generous, friendly.. got a bit pissed off.. Good bloke is our Chris! (Bamber). When I can be arsed to think some more I might edit this bit.. (hmm!!) Me neck is nakkerd! It feels all stiff and evil (doh!) Stomach feels like its about to pump out "Gallons of booze". (Drama thing there.. ay ay!) Great night had by all. - Ah yes! I remember somethin'.. I pissed on that caravan .. I also think I was singing to the plant to make it grow.. (hmm!) More memories soon! Whey! Sister took some fairly poor pics with her camera (on her phone..) Others will come when they are developed.. so here they are then: Paul - Feelin Ill

09-05-2003	17:30:00	Paul Drage
Today has flown by. Shirt wrecked and signed.. luvly! Prom tonight, car picking me up at 7:05pm This day has been one I shall never forget ! Sort of a weird unknowingness feeling.. a unstoppable event in our lives is occuring, none of us can go back now. Carpe Diem! Sieze the day! Pleanty of photo's were taken. Taking a moment, to make a memory! The year11 group photo was kind a boring.. nevertheless i tried to smile.. i think Alas, i should now begin to clean off some of this black ink from meh bodeh! lol. So then, After prom party gona b mad (or at least i hope so.. init?) Just been to town in shirt all wrecked and tatty went to mc donalds looking "o-so-cool" (!) .. i think we had quite a few weird looks our way. Today has been amazing.. so many things all at once! Loved the "oaky-coaky" (spelling?) Phat pile-on, gr8 I think I made up with everyone before i left.. we'll soon see tonight.. seein as no1 will eva read this i'll just bluntly come out with a random statement: I lov.. (Snip! Snip!) Anywho, Bath running now.. I'll catchas (whoever you are..) around, say 2moro? we'll see how things go (iit!) I'll post photo's when they are developed etc. "Ta Ra" Drage '03

16-05-2003	21:45	Paul Drage
Now then, This addition is a small idea of mine: Why bother writing a diary online for people to read?? - Well, I met this guy a few months back, I don't know how now.. We talked for a bit, and I found he had cancer and had fought it off.. Now this inspired me, I also noticed, that it takes a life changing situation to realise what life is really about, and what you enjoy most about it. My ideas behind this are simple: Write a diary, if you find any of these events boring and too much like your own life, get out and do more, sieze the day, it's never goin to happen again! I am tryin to simply motivate people, there is also another side to this diary.. I have spoken to many laid back people in life, as will you of no doubt, (they are mainly pot heads.. far too much cannabis. tut tut.).. And from what I have heard, they are all really honest. I decided (not many days back) that that's the way my new life (from leaving school onwards) will be like. I want to become a generous warm hearted, caring, kind person, who doesn't hold back, who show's everythin he has, no lies here, no betrayal here, just what i see is what i say, no better no worse, no richer no poorer (wonder where i stole that from!). One of my main ideas to make this diary a bit different to a standard "journal" type writing is that i will show feelings and honest thoughts in brackets (yer right). If you have any ideas for me, complaints, feedback.. or whatever! email me. (email address is at the top.) A new design will be taking place in the coming weeks, I have also got a small idea of reader-feedback, you'll see! For now then! Enjoy.. what you have, celebrate your life, life is one big game and I'm here to stay! Terms and conditions apply lardy dar dar dar!