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Paul Drage

24-05-2004

Paul Drage

21-05-2004

14-05-2004

16-01-2004

13:58

Paul Drage

Interesting day so far woke at 11:00, laid about until about half 11, did loads to diary between 11:45 - 1:00pm (GMT), then went down town, was gona pay money in, but glad i didnt now

Got me hair cut looks good, as ever um,
Walked home, ere I am

If you are interested in having a diary on DrageFiles, stop being interested and actually make one

The system works great now, if i do say so myself, you can add scrap (scrap doesnt actually have to be about bob marley tho!!) and posts, and if you pay your optional fee you can activate your options, such as background changing, font changing, colour customization, and soon, event reminders etc.

The diary now consists of well over 1000 lines of code which is cool,
The features atm are:
Birthday reminders sent to your email address every month with who's birthday is in that month, Diary, adding entries etc, automated scrapbook, gallery(soon), comment on posts, global chat area, forgot password, the list goes on,

I'm looking for new ideas now, so if you've got any ideas please let me know and i'll see what i can do to implement them!!

Everyone from college goin out for a few drinks to celebrate Dan's birthday on the 25th, or maybe the 24th, probs 24th! (saturday) so thats interestin..

Um,

elmo rocks
In mine 'n carols 'n james' 'n marks' presentation we iz makin a slide with loads of sesame street animations on and homer of course and stuff which is.. fab!

I was wantin to buy a black fiesta yesterday (dont you tell me how much i change my mind.. i might have to slap you about with a bit of trout!), i looked on Autotrader online when me and alan walked out of lesson (i was watchin anton pissed crawlin up a bed ws gr8, ws watchin it on alans computer and bitch kicked him out so i followed bleh bleh bleh), and anyway, i foned him up last night, (fiesta man) and he said it was 50 miles (not 35miles away) in leicester (wat a gay way to spell it! .. but correct..) guess what? SOLD. it wudda bin a bargain at £325 (prob crapped up??) and i wudda changed interior to mk4, and made everyfin silver so it fitted wid the black, and wudda bin great, oh well not much point in sobbing about it,
it was a H reg which means prob had looooads of owners, short tax and mot so meh, prob better off without the poor lil thin

A few months ago, i said i had little balance left on my fone, its still on 11p w00t ! and still gt my 5 free txts a day.

Inland revenue have finally sent me a letter about the tax i am being charged from my job at Mc.D.. it says i need to tell them my working periods and stuff, and how dumb, just hand me my money on a silver platter and be done with it,

I officially hate the inland revenue and im only 17, think what else they gona do to me in my life time CHILD ABUSE CHILD ABUSE!!

Got me thinkin this mornin (oh no!), the government are a minority all of them fatassed pigs who sit around and give themselves some kind of authority over the majority and make laws up which stop us from doin stuff, they are takin the fun outa life, i mean say me rich lee make pirate e-swoosh fm, well, we'll get caught and arrested, but at the end of the day we're all human, who says that the pigs (minority - police) can arrest me for breaking a law set by a minority?

If you are still not confused then good, if you are confused, please re-read until you understand, then continue,

For this reason I have come to a fairly firm decision that CAPITALISM SUCKS, COMMUNISM ROCKS.

And to put a blunt end to a huuaaage post, I thankyou for reading my views on the government of England/UK and hope that you will sahre my view that politics, does, indeed, suck, penis.

**Disclaimer: Everyone has a right to freedom of speach, i just excersized it. So cut my throat and call me charlie. In no way am I saying you HAVE to agree with what I say, just merely read it and get it drilled into your head that communism is such a clever idea**

I'll see you when u get there if you eva get thereeee errrrr,
Paul - Now i sin faces, 'n places 'n things i not eva wna tlk bout(?)...

13-01-2004

23:02

Paul Drage

Murder.
1.The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice.
2.Slang, something that is uncomfortable difficult or hazardous.
3.A flock of crows.
4.TO PUT AN END TO

I just wanted to mark this day with definitions of murder, seeing as, Harrold Shipman took his own life today after losing grip of his life in prison.

It just got me thinking ya know,
Life,
We live we do fun , we die,
So suicide isn't all its cranked up to be really.. is it?

If u take your own life your not really gona miss out on anything.. seein as your dead and in a better place lol.

Then another side of me ses.. wtf you talkin bout paul.. go back to watchin pretty woman (oh i will in a mo wen friggin news is ova!!)

So that's all joy isn't it. Harrold Shipman hangs himself, wheres the f u c king justice in that??

1. "The unlawful killing of one human by another"
says it all really doesnt it, he took how many lives? was it 250? and for that he took his own life, , wish he could of had a long slow death,
but hey? what does that say bout me?
im an evil horny 17 year old with nothin better to do than watch pretty woman and comment on some sad basta rds life, whopptidoo,

later,
Paul - 'All for one and all for one" (um.)

10-01-2004

18:35

Paul Drage

Odd day.

Woke at 8, did all usual crap, shower change sort out uniform into bag etc,

made three ham and cheese sandwiches only ate two, gave sis other one, who was up and packing to leave to go back to uni

Anyways i left house at about 8:35am.

Sis back at uni now neway

Been a great time havin her back in the house! makes life more livable!

Went to work today anyway, worked 9-5, and it wsnt too bad, um, i ws gna hand in resignation but like 10 mins b4 i ws gona, they gave me a pay rise! lol. dont know how much rly until next pay cheque/pay slip.

On my break i went to hmv and brought 'Blink 182', what a great album.. infact.. the greatest!!

Gettin till trained soon at work so not so bad!,

And lastly but deff not least I have discovered that when i was lookin in the mirror.. i have a six pack.. wowa. how fortunate, that indeed, i did not do any excersize to get it

gna have to do some to obviously improve it, anyway fun fun,

Quite tired and achey, working 10-7 2moro me thinks, or 10-6, anyway fun fun, mmmm moneeeeeeyyyy... mmmm gna buy me car soon, seen a pug106 for £995 so thats good, might go for a mini tho which is only like £500 and spend loads doin it up.. but i dont think its big enuf tbh!

Enuf paul enuf,
THANKYOU PLEASH,
Paul - Elmo rocks! & LIZARD!

08-01-2004

21:37

Paul Drage

"Isn't it ironic? dont ya think?"

"Its a free ride when you've already paid"

Might buy a red fiesta off my mums friend's son!

But i dont know.. a RED fiesta? thats like.. old woman style?
meh!

We got this powerpoint presentation assignment atm.. i hate presenting but i sure knows how to project me voice which is great!

So college is a barrel of laffs atm (!) - sarcasm exclamation mark.. incase didnt know,

erm,
Gettin mop chopped off 2moro wow hair cut after 3 months lol...
Its so cool i can pull my hair down to the tops of my eyes.. but it must go!

Oh the well,
Ironic finished now so i'll be gone,

word of the day: meh! (damn that word.)
Paul - He's a dude, she's a dude, We're all dudes hey!

07-01-2004

16:50

Paul Drage

End of Christmas time, start of new year,
Whos is my favourite diary so far? ooooh thats a tricky question, but it'd have to be between Lee's and Alan's, purely because they amuse me,

Who has the most comments? Alan.

Who has the most posts? Buh duno!

Ok so my summary of last year!:
Best song: The darkness - I believe in a thing called love

Best buy: Provisional license? naaar, um, probably 6 litres of vodka.

Best time of the year?: Summer hollidays deffinately, Must of been to at least 4 or 5 events where i got totally hammerd.. great summer..

Worst time of year?: I'd like to say exams or leavin school but they werent really bad at all, so probably January / Feb purely because it was boring and samey as the others! or when i joined Mc D.

Best accomplishment? e-swoosh online radio meh! um..maybe my spoon certificate for german! w00t! big shout out to the spoon possy. ahem.
:S:S

Movin on..
Today drove to warwick cos seb needed pickin up and it js so happend to be my lesson. um, moved marions meeting until friday at 3, that should give me some time to do the website for her!

Boring boring boring, init. meeeehhh hahahaha,

Also welcome laura to the bunch of user diarys and i myself will be changing to use the new system in the near future. bahahaha.

Lataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Paul - Heres my 10 cents my 2 cents is free, a nuisance, who sent, you sent for me!

04-01-2004

15:54

Paul Drage

05:00 AM 4th Jan(ANDORRA TIME):
A rude awakening in my hotel bed an evil alarm beeping, straight up suitcase packed and dressed.

05:30 AM 4th Jan(ANDRA TIME):
Outside of the hotel in deep soft snow, hmm, cold. freezin infact!

06:00 AM....:
A short walk down the icey road to the coach and stuff, boarding a coach around about now.

07:30 AM....:
Halfway point between andorra and toulouse.

09:00 AM....:
Arrivé toulouse airport,
12:00 AM....:
Depart toulouse airport,

<<<<< LETS DOOO THE TIME WARP AGAIN (STEP BACK AN HOUR IN THE AIR INIT) >>>>>

13:50GMT:
Touch down at Birmin'am'in'er'national airheadport!! wooo.

14:00GMT:
Inside terminal building.

14:10GMT:
Suitcases off of conveyor.

14:11GMT:
Passport control, no queue.. straight through,

14:12GMT:
Walking out of Terminal 2 Birminaminernat ional airheadport,

14:14GMT:
Boarding a coach to car park.

14:25GMT:
Getting in car and departing for Banbury

15:35GMT:
Arrivé home
And im here now typin this for some reason.

Have a happy new year, i hope yours has been as drunk as mine.

Paul - It's a new dawn it's a new day

27-12-2003

14:09

Paul Drage

I hope everyone had a great christmas without snow! mwahaha!

2.25meters of snowfall in andorra since yesterday so its gona be rly gr8 there, we leave at 3am 2moro, which is in about 13 hours time!

Flight is at about 5, but you have to checkin before and all that jazz INNNIIIIT.

I had a great christmas here all gr8 and happy and in the past three days i've drunk over 27 pints of stella but oddly not been drunk at all just madly tipsy like like yeh stupidness.{as usual}

Ill get some fotos of holliday up when i get back.. if i can find someone to scan pics for me..

Better start packing me thinks, gona sleep at 9pm, get bout 6 hours sleep!

I've botched a computer together out of parts of my computer and a server computer and its working quite well atm.. i think i've lost all my DM5 work though.. BUGGER I was makin it this time last year and now im not.. but its nearly ready to be released.. BUGGER.

Hope yall have a great week or two and enjoy the rest of the festivities!!
Have a happy new year, and of course, have a happy new years celeberation!! don't do anythin i wouldn't!

Paul - Naturally your entrance is grand, red carpet rolls out.. "meh"!

23-12-2003

13:33

Paul Drage

It never stops for christmas does it?
Computer screwed atm..

Think my mobo (mother board) needs replacing which is a bitch, wasnt my fault this time either!!

oh well..

Driving again 2mro, ohhhh God its Christmas eve 2moro, which means i need to buy some more pressies heehee.

anyyyywayyy

Hope everyone is happy, im alrite i guess :/

Father ted

Doogle

heeheee love father ted,
in the past 48hours i have watched;
Pir8s of the caribean,
adventures of pinhoccio,
santa claus the movie,
end of days,
various other films which i forget the names of,

and this weekend jst gone i worked 18 hours and im still tired now,

brought myself 24pack last night so gona be a merrryyyy christmas

Hope everyone has a great time, my flight to toulouse is sunday at 6am, but have to checkin two hours (two bloody hours!) before, which makes it 4am, which means leave house at about 3am? means hardly ne sleep lol, then bus journey from toulouse thru mountains etc to andorra, pickup ski stuff and prob go back to hotel have krazzy pissup then sleep/collapse, get up early next mornin and skiiiiiii

So if i dont speak to you before! sorry that your cards didnt arrive (cough cough) probably losti n the post... or... some... thing....

Moustache (must dash - sams saying?)

OOh and read the user diarys very good and congrats to Alan for maintainin his ooh and lee..

Etc etc maaaah!

Mwah!
Merry Christmas everyone
Paul - Snow is fallin, all around me, children playin, havin fun..

17-12-2003

19:30

Paul Drage

I can drive at long last. goood stuff i say old chap.

Stalled three times (Wooooo !!) and did some crazay gear shifting at one point wen ws tryin to yeh.

anyway, tis the season to be jolly tra lalalalaaaa la la laaa laaarrr!

Etc

Sister comes home 2moro, then its just 7 days till xmas and i still havent done any crimBO shopping,

Me and rich mite go friday but we hardly eva get nethin lol heeh

Laterzzz my sexy little kittens,
Paul - Oh christmas tree oh christmas tree lalalalalaaalaaaalaalaaa :S

16-12-2003

18:50

Paul Drage

Well I think I've blown up my BIOS chip (both chips infact DUALBIOS , i.e two gone?:S) just in time for christmas. great. just great.

So no computer so usin laptop,

Tis a bit of a bummer to say de least,
Im pleased the user diarys are bein used, er yeh.

I got paid £70 for doing Petals and pearls.co.uk thingy again yesterday.. so thats.. erm.. interesting!

I hope everyone enjoys their christmas break and do take care when mixing your drinks, wait, ah yes, don't mix your drinks

I'll have a STAB at my computer in a moment but me doubts much will come of my dabbling about with the bios chips

Favourite diary of the week?
Alan's Diary (click)

Alf feed the raindeer (aufveiderzehn?!),
Toodles,
Paul - 'I am whateva you say I am..'

12-12-2003

00:32

Paul Drage

Now I can safely say my programming is amazing,

You can now:
Automatically create a diary right here right now,
Add entries, modify, delete them,
Anyone can leave a comment on your post about what they thought about it etc,
You can report a post if its got excessive amounts of ing swearing in it!
An email system whereby i can email all owners of diarys, automatic reminders of diary submission (not enabled yet still tinkering), and some date time stuff.
And lastly but not leastly.. I am notified if any hack attempts are made.

You've also got an automatically dynamically super duperfied page that lists all the diaries!

Enjoy,
Merry Christmas everyone, thanks for taking a look at the new and improved DrageFiles.

(Oh yeah click User Diary's.. you know ya wana! *plug plug*)

Shud make things a lil more interestin around here hopefully.

Life updates:
Me bored, me lonely, me tired, me need bed!
Me a geek, me program way too much, me need lager, me need less work.

Going skiing from 28th december onwards,
We breakup from college next friday, oops sorry i meant thursday

Just about to decorate room, ok a lil late for that but will do 2moro and im gona make it alllll glowy and super sexually bright and christmassy!

Cheeeers to one and all.

Lurrrve xX Paul Xx - "Oi rodney i said merry! not pissed as a fart!"

10-12-2003

16:59

Paul Drage

I have now opened up the public diary entry system that has taken me a little under 24hours to complete.

The system is quite extensive, please don't abuse it, Each diary can contain up to 1000 entries for now.

Each diary comes equipped with a simple editor and ControlPanel 1.x.
Each diary is free, and use it how you like.

To give the link to friends and family etc they will need to go to:
http://e-swoosh.co.uk/diary/comment.php?username=YOURNAMEHERE

Ok so its kinda long atm but we'll see what happens, click 'Comment' at the top for now to create your diary.

Diary submissions will only be taken until the end of January 2004, then people who have diaries may continue, but no new diaries can be made.

I hope you enjoy this new feature, my favourite ones will get listed on a new main-page and people will be able to choose which diary to read etc etc.

Many thanks for reading,
Paul - I want to break free(8)

05-12-2003

00:41

Paul Drage

My new design is complete, just under an hour and a half to move all the files from the directories, design new logo and interface, get a css style sheet workin and everythin kinda feels more home like now doesn't it?

Navigate using the links to your top right..

Merry Christmas everyone!

I hope you enjoy this new look. Yesterdays entry is below,
Coming soon btw.. "Comment" area will be open for you to leave commments on any area of the site you like, even make your own journal or diary if you wish..

Hmm.. I think some falling snow would be appropriate! Also gona update scrap book 2moro (or later) and tweek stuff like chat is clogged up so might format it, and might arcive diary entries so theres only like 50 on a page.. or less..

Goin to the cinema tonight some time dont know what time lol.. think alan and seb goin too yah?

Byeeeeee
Paullllllll
'Dont they know its christmas time at all'

04-12-2003

22:24

Paul Drage

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll

Lifes boring me atm,

Head hurts and a cold is developin rapidly, and i have a sore throat and woo now my heads ing stinging like a biotch,

I've been hard at work for the past couple of weeks restoring DM5 to version DM5.2 now im just trying to code somat that kicks the user when i click a button but its well difficult trying to read nodes in visualbasic from an xml file

Got our gcse certificates back last night at warriner.. erm.. picked up some coursework.. erm..

BUH

wooo made a new word today..

Sminchkin!!!

It means.. a little or not a lot..
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

TIRED AND SLEEPY BIOTCH heeeh

good songs atm are..
Trapt - headstrong
The Ataris - summer '79
The Ataris - takeoffs and landings
Erm..
Lost prophets - burn burn
Limp bizkit - behind blue eyes

Mad world by some dude whom i forget his name..

Songs on my nerves and getting under my skin atm.. Wass dat supposed to be about baby yall free up ya mind and stop actin crazay.. erm.. yeh.

And some sclubjuniors song and variousness.

Lifes a lesson u learn it when ur thru,

Anyway im fulla xmas spirit already! good stuff i hear you cry? dont cry its xmas! TREEEEEEEEE

Latazzzzzz,
OOh thanks you all for looking, its been months since the begining!

Cheers.. lots of xmas cheers!
x - Paul - x
..I know a man he comes from far away and he can playyyyy.. the pia-pia-pia-pianoooo-pianoooo!

27-11-2003

18:55

Paul Drage

Hi!

Great day yesterday,
Fixed computer (kinda) well i erased / formatted and so have nothing now, which is a God send in a way!

Need any music anyone has so any donation, big, or small, is good! I have no music (well i have some now..)

Any films or dvds you could lend me, that would be ace!!

Went to the cinema yesterday and saw Love actually.

Went to the cinema on Saturday night and saw The Matrix Revolutions for the second time.

Watching Buffy atm, i see two sexual lesbians!!! rarrrr

Um, um um um um, couple of assignments on at college atm..

Working 9 til 5 Sat *Sings*

Annnnnddd uhhhh 12 til 3 Sunday, so not so bad sunday, anyone want to do anything?

Goingggg goiiiinnnnggggg.... not gonneeee...

Kazam! WELL HAPPY THAT IT WORKS!

And now I HAVE NO LIFE AGAIN I CAN JUST SIT HERE WOO

Diary is about to change, and uhm, if you have any ideas for the scrap book, well, you can add them, just click scrap book, and there will be an add scrap thing.. er.. in a day or so..

So yeah!

All fun fun.

Chiiiiiiiiiiii owwwwwwwwwwwww
Paul - Everything that has a begining has an end

25-11-2003

Paul Drage

Not long as sue is behind me and she is on the war path arggggggggg

COllege is boring and too much work to fit in folder and sucha mess

Bored atm

Fixin comp 2moro hopefully

also gota sort out folder and erm

Im hungry

ah i see a condom on alans back mwahaha

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

15-11-2003

19:40

Paul Drage

Hey ho

Im dead, worked 11-7, wokeup at 10:50am (uh ohhh)

Jumped up fell outa bed got changed into some townie clothes.. oops. ran down stairs fell and nearly broke back..

grabbed a rice crispy square (eww)

Ate it on the way down garden path, jumped on rich's bike which was convieniently at my house, biked up slipper path nearly fell off and broke back,

ran in got bag, ran out got back on bike biked up thru ppls park, str8 accross on-coming traffic by church,
past taxi ranks,
down into the back of mc donalds..

uhmmm...

yeh nearly died like 3 times,

arrived at work , got changed, clocked on at 11:03am

NOT BAD EH?

Shudnt of stayed up till 2:30am watchin stupid crappo films drinking pure bacardi.. mmmmmmm

Anyhoe, thats today outa the way, im nackered,

Ah yes,

A long hot bath with cool radox stress stuff is sooooooooo nice in an orgasmic way!

It's like oooooooooooOOOOOOOO000000!!!

Uhm.. yeh.

So im gona go crash on sofa n watch kiddie po- no i mean kiddy euro-vision..

I've been Paul Drage, you've been you reading this,

Thankookoo and gooooodddnacht!

Paul - I got 21 seconds b4 i gorra go ..blahh blahh blahh

10-11-2003

18:50

Bum HOLE

Mwahahahahaha I HACKED YOUR DIARY YOU SKUM MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Hi folks, for the sake of wondering who that was, I'll leave it there until I post again. All is crap here, no computer, no car, no insurnace, no tax, no money.. ok i lie whatever. Hack the diary all you like my password is: 1xmenreloadedx1 - enjoy.. I know.. £5 for whoever can breakin and delete the past three messages, and erase messages from the tag wall because it needs tidying. any takers? thought not, so go blow a goat. pfffff.

07-11-2003

12:28

Paul Drage

COmputer has crashed at home and i have lost everything

All that hard work for dm5... i have a backup from about three months ago but i have still lost it all.

Not to mention losing all my work here at the college.

Im in today to catchup on everything i have lost and DO the assignment, extension date is monday.

I have my mums laptop here to help so not to worry i look like a hacker! rar!

02-11-2003

Paul Drage

I am pretty much a puppet without it's stuffing!

Isn't that a lovely bowl of sugary life, i mean rice, no i mean life,

Rahhh rahhh rahhh, millions of toys all under one roof.. its called toys r us toys r us toys r us

Got a removable hdd thing this morning, for £10, nothin special, just a 5.25inch bay thing, and you pull out the pocket and insert a hdd, then slide it in, not as good as a usb one obviously, because i cant take it to another pc but it was worth the tenner init.

Got some cat 5e cables for DrageNET so DrageNET servers should be online soon.
(Sharing music, videos, and games/software etc)

Sounds great?!

Well, thats because your a geek!

Not much else goin on in life, just the fact that i havent done my assignment for 2moro.. oops.

Dad just brought ANOTHER white van (this will be about his 20th ),

I wanted them to buy a small car, peugeot 306, or a 106 or somat but noooo they go and buy a frick-in van for 3 thousand. mad i tell thee.

Didn't sleep at all at Alan's, was kinda fun i guess, scary film tho

Uhm, Richs' mum picked me and him up at about half 7 i think,
rich got out at morrisons at about 7:55am, to work obviously,

Richs' mum brought me home, got home at bout 8:05am, I ran around house, got changed, threw stuff in washin machine, put uniform in bag, and i drank a glass of water.. woo! (a shot glass ).

Walked to work as ever quite slowly and drearerery ish.

Then got to crew room upstairs and realised i had forgotten my trousers, i swore insanely at the top of my voice for severall seconds, but like seemed like forever.

Dropped bag, grabbed wallet and fone, half ran home, was home by 9am, that was 5min run, not bad considerin no sleep,
Got home grabbed trousers, walked about as far as chinese restaurant, ran home, asked mummy for lift, mummy gave me lift to work, all red lights, and then yeh, i got changed was clocking on at 9:10am, NOT BAD EH?

Anyway got home at 5:30pom after walkin home like a deadman,
Walked up stairs got into bed, and fell to sleep with shoes still on lol,
Wokeup at about 8:30am, that was about 17 HOURS SLEEP w000

Went to computer fair today like i said, lee went to work, all fun and no play.. no, no sense, no no, ignore me, rar.

Tchin tchin tchoo,
UBER PEAAAAAAA,
mmm hmm.

Woo bloo roo BYE
Paul - Im dead dab ah die dab ah die

01-11-2003

04:27

Paul Drage

Life is a bowl of rice crispys, snap crackle pop!

tired, work in 5 hours or somat.. rar!

Paulus - tiredness!

29-10-2003

18:27

Paul Drage

Heyyyyooo,

Will change this annoyingly evilly bad colour scheme soon, sorry. not that it matters init.

Worked 9:30-5:30pm GMT today, arg! what an ass,
Mc.D got an ass of a deal on, 99p on Weds for a quater pounder,

a lot of work for so little money lol.

Think about it though, I make the place like.. like.. 60 times my wage per hour, so screw the lil townie skum that eat the burgers that have been sliced off a cow and stuffed into a box then put in a freezer.. Screwwwww emmm!

Right then,
Friday, Alan havin a sleepover, workin 11-7, arg! So i'll be tired already but i think i'll go for a couple'a hours anyway!

Erm, get home, sleep, work, sleep, wakeup,
Got o computer fair at Banbury school on Sunday for an hour or so.. then nothing.. pure nothing..

Oh I have a college assignment of crappy things to do.. er.. like..
Making a macro in word ... OMG so difficult (i think not)
And making logos and letter heads..

Kind of a lame assignment, but won't take me long to do which is always a plus side of things!

Hmmmm!

Saw Crippy today, er, and Neil Crofts 10 mins later, and 10 mins later Hannah and Emma!

Wow!

Talk about a popular place to eat *barf*

Ah yes, I'm going to start plans for my fakey-new-years bash thing..
Will be around about the 28th November..

SO that's just great,
Skiing in December.. Dec 28th?
Until some day in January, only goin a week i think.. still enuf time to freeze my arse off and startin complaining

Ah nah, I love skiing, all that freedom to ski where the you choose!

All that soft lovely snow to fall over in when your goin 80mph down some well steep mountain.. lovleh!

I can't sleep at night! It's really odd, I lay there and just dont sleep for like.. eva! then i wakeup thinking ... wow i went to sleep. ODDDDDD!

Hmm mmm mm, I have 41p on my phones credit, and that WILL last me until December

Petals and pearls website needs updating with a load of stuff, Pat, the owner, gave me a huge envelope this time last week and i nearly barfed in her face! hah! So yes I must get to work.

DM5.2 is nearly ready for release.. And it's lookin mighty fine if I do say so myself
If you want your name on the credits for whatever reason, shout at me.

Rich is down as a special person as is lee.

Oh , lee's computer is still sat downstairs! hah!

Anyway, catchas,
Lovvvveeee
Paul - I'm lovin' it, Simple things..

26-10-2003

15:32

Paul Drage

Yuck what have I done to it!!!!

26-10-2003

14:17

Paul Drage

Diary is set to change as I hate this evil look it's evil it freaks me out

I'm well again after taking about 6 different pills and sleeping like a log

No work today but worked yesterday and it was nackering, but i'm alive and money so no complainenenece here

Roll on Mondaaaayy.

Workin weds, fri & sat next week (week comin up).

Er!

Stuff happend recently like.. er..
Damn, what happend?

I don't know, Poor Rich workin today with Mr. Morrison in the store, rofl, might go down and see Rich stacking shelves and putting bags of potatos on crates, lol funny image

Ah yes, Lee's computer is advancing slowly, I have done a bit to it, much to do,

Must go do it actually,

Byeeeeee,
Paul - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmm mmmmm hmmmmm

21-10-2003

19:35

Paul Drage

Ehhhh threw up madly early monday morning (4am-9am).

Still dont feel allll that great!

went to college today but not yesterday, stomach feels bad and seeing as i still havent eaten much i feel quite weak ( i seem lame compared to david blaine ), oh well, such is life.

Ciao I'll get well soon

Paul - Moo, boo, hoo, ill, crap, and, ow it burns!

19-10-2003

12:50

Paul Drage

At this time I am now:
17 years and 1 hour 5minutes old (age).

I hope to develop some kind of program to calculate my age every second forever!

Anyway!
Happy Birthday to me!

Love Paul
Its ma birthday gona partay like its ma birthday!

17-10-2003

21:54

Paul Drage

Been a busy week!

Went to the fair on weds, went with Denis, Alan, Rich, Bartlet, Ally, Sam, Lou, Steve, and probably someone else, don't remember

Birthday in two days! Sunday that is, 17 coming up!

Worked thursday night, was kinda quiet, but very tiring with no break, and i worked again tonight, no break again! and tonight was REALLY! Busy!!!

Back hurts from Rich crushin me on somat at fair.. ouch!

Got my haircut today, as ever nice and short so i dont have to go back every 6 weeks. more like two months heehe

Erm!..
Setup a mini-cash-ISA at the Abbey National so I can transfer all me hard earned money into it at a higher interest rate.... mmm PIE!

Back is crippled and i really really REALLY need to see a chiropractor.. owww it hurttttsssss and im sat bolt upright.

Working 2moro 9-4, got sunday off for birthday obviously, still hav nothin arranged, it kinda came out of nowhere my birthday.. a bit of a shame really.

I'm pretty sure I'll have to drink excessive amounts of alcohol!!

Paynee is bein a manic-depressant? so that's not good when you've just ween workin is it
"I'm Lovin it!"
Arg.
Can't smile for pie! Can't smile for for for... something i like loads like.. err... HOME BAKED BREAD!

See?! Sucks don't it.

Must find me some kind of . (Cant be arsed to finish this off )

Night all, And Er! The fair was good yis yis,
Scrap book has been updated,
And i'm about to take the stupid colours off of the "chat tag board" because it just looks pooey!

Nighty night,
Paul - I sleep with one eye open, I live with both eyes open, When I die, make sure my eyes are shut tight

12-10-2003

21:12

Paul Drage

Banbury fair arrives in town Tuesday at midnight.. if Im correct.

Might go weds. depends how I feel I guess.

I'm doing a Kitchen close at work on Thursday and friday night, thats about 4pm (i can clock on at 5 though seeing as im at college until 5 lol), so yeah 5-close = 5 - 11pm. So thats odd!

What am i on about?

7 days until my birthday,
Working Thurs, Fri , Sat,
Sunday off! = Birthday

I'll say it ONCE more
Birthday, Sunday, 19th Oct

Got the idea? Good.

Im ok today, worked 12-5, training a 24 year old chinese lady, quite good really, however, approx 8 burgers must leave the kitchen every minute, that's 45 seconds to cook the meat, 30 odd seconds to cook the buns, 5 seconds to dress the buns, that doesn't add up, so we do 12 burgers every minute, meaning more through-put, However, having a trainee on board is great and all.. new enthusiasm n all but.. Honestly.. 12 burgers in 3 minutes doesn't really work when you have a queue from the door to the front counter

Never mind. She'll pick it up soon.

Notice how all of these last entries have been abotu work.. how lame is that?!
My life = work = bad =

I need more of a weekend, more of a life, more friends that actually drink lager fs :|

I guess i'll make do with what i've got (jke)

Anyhow, Ally was rambling on about me should go out with Crippy, how likely is that Ally?
Hmmm hmmm! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?
Me = single, Me = young, Me = 16,12months, Me = Hmmmming! Me = thinks money involved

Anyway I just thought i would expose Ally's er.. master plan to be .I think someone paid her to say stuff.. perhaps the government.. perhaps not!

Parents got back today after being away since weds afternoon, I hoovered the house, cleaned up all the kitchen so it was spotless, roughly, and tidied my room all before 6pm when they got home, im so amazing i should have a diary!.. no.. wait. Damn it's already been thought of.

A tv show! wow how cool would that be! Me on a pogo stick! rah!

Ciiiiaaaaoooowwwwww - sTUFF tO dO
Paul "Muffy" Drage - They don't call me "Drage" for nothin.. er.. it's my surname! RAH!

11-10-2003

19:50

Paul Drage

Good evening ladies and gentle men, I proudly present to you!.....

Paul Drage - The living dead.

Heyooo! What a day! "Oh what a day, back in 03.." - Ok that does'nt work.

Doesn't? Does'nt? Who gives a

Today worked 11-7, and i can officially say! IT KILLED MEEEEE

On my lunch break I went into Woolworths and found Phil (er.. yr12 now er.. did drama wid me er... yah!), and he looked really dumb on his first day hah, at least i make dumb look "KEWL" in multi-colours, lol

OOh! No rest for the wicked! wow im wicked! gr8 stuff!

So anyway made some changes to the "chat page", it's a bit lame like so i'll probably changed it back soon, atm if you enter a message and you're a recognized user (Me, Rich, Steph, Lou, Ally) And one other don't know who (don't ? do'nt ?! DONUT?! yummm)

So anyway thats all horses and lepracy lepards? (leapards? lepers? leppers? leapers?!) WHATEVAAAAA

So yeh! That's all, Me, dead, work = too much = bad = nehh.

Just had a bath anyway and i feel 10x worse, working 12-5 tommorow and working 4-8 on nights of the fair (Thurs + Friday) I have my birthday (NEXT SUNDAY) off, and so i have the weds night off to go to the fair, as does Rich which is good.

Er.

Incase you missed that..

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ON OCTOBER 19TH - IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE

So as a fan of mine? Nehhh probably none left, i would appreciate a card

Let me feel the love, and Ally, I cashing in my two cookies please!

If you are male, no that doesnt include you Ally (Jke.) then er.. fone me.. i er.. have er.. organized somat

Laterz chuckaroo (do you remember that plastic buckaroo game? you loaded plastic bits onto it and it bucked up and twatted you in the eye if you werent careful? No? didnt think you did!)

Paulllllllll - Iz Deaduuuuhhhh for a whileeeuhh!

08-10-2003

19:00

Paul Drage

Heeeeelooooo *cough splutter sneeeeezeeee*

I seem to get really easily now.. don't know why!

Parents just left me, they coming back Sunday afternoon.. Wow house to myself.. and im ill! woo wow!

Means no taxi service! boo!

Goin to copy this windows xp cd and windows xp office cd for backup cough! oh dear my cough is really bad and my throat hurts nearly eaten all my tunes

Not a good week in all.

Listening to: The Ataris - Take offs and landings.mp3
That's my music recommendation for today!

Scrap book needs to be filled in and stuff needs to happen.

[plug]Just finished a clients website at: Petals&Pearls.co.uk

All fun and joy.. so if you want a wedding tiara or tiara for fun.. stag night/hen night etc, just visit this lovely ladies website and she'll make you a perfect tiara! rah! [/plug]

Mujst go back to bed? nahhh ermm.. playing music at its loudest so my speakers dont blow? naaa.. playing it even louder? YAH

Laterz me homiesssssss!
Paul - And afterall your my wonder goat!

06-10-2003

21:42

Paul Drage

I have a cold.

Birthday in two weeks? dont feel like it at all.

DrageMessenger5.0.2 released: http://www.e-swoosh.co.uk/messenger -< go now or forever hold your pish!

I must go as i am ill

nearly finished lees computer now he got some bits

college is gettin stressfull.. ok not stressfull but a lot more quantity of work, cant wait for half term.

Paul. - Ill. Sneeze. Throat. Head. Bang. Im outa order!

03-10-2003

11:20

Paul Drage

Heyyyyy,
Hows ya all? good.

Im good, things arent so bad when you look at things from someone elses perspective. Neh well!

This song rocks! - Everclear - So much for the afterglow.

Get it or, get out!
Day off, but im workin to finish petalsandpearls.co.uk (which isnt actually uploaded yet.)

I gota fone work in a mo and say "Sorry i cant make it to work on saturday, can someone cover my shift please? I am not going to be able to get there because im stuck in adderbury with no car, and my parents have gone away. They will be back late Saturday night so I can make Sunday.
Sorry.?.?

Yes Andrews party tonight.. duno the reason if there is any, £35 of 'Poofpops' and alcopops is like really not that much, they are a rip off! I say get tesco brand lager for 82p a can

I must go get changed so cyaaaaa, and Ally, that wasn't an Idol threat.. u owe me TWO yes TWO Cookies!!!

Toodallooooo rallooo ballloooooooooo
Paul - like, wow cool, like wow! its totally radical dude!

30-09-2003

21:50

Paul Drage

Evening. I have constructed a control panel where I create my posts, so this system now officially rocks! Have a Great! day now!

29-09-2003

19:06

Paul Drage

Okkkk bout time for another update, since last time i wrote; Alan turned 17 so congratulations, we went to see the new italian job with that o-so-fit woman in on thursday evening.

Friday I did something.. duno wot prob sat at home or did something.. i forget.. Saturday rushed down town and drew out £60 from the bank, at 2pm I got a lift with Mike/Mikey from Tesco Petrol station to a paintball site near birmingham (paintballpark.co.uk) and his gf tinie was in the car also.
Nice bmw.

Just gona fone some woman about her website before i finish this off.
Infact I'll edit this laters.
Dont gota go college till 11am 2moro neway.
----
Sat nite got pissed yada yada yada the rest is history, met some people from an online gaming community put names to faces met some gr8 people, and then sunday morning wokeup on a picknick bench feeling the effects of 14 pints and not a lot to eat
Breeeeadddd! gr8 stuff im tell yaz!

Sunday we played paintball all day, gr8 fun enjoyed it, got a few bruises etc, shot up the arse etc.. er..
Must fone this woman now!
Catchas around..
PaintballerPaul - What goes around comes around this is teh sound its time teh get down!

24-09-2003

18:30 GMT

Paul Drage

Evenin.
Since I last wrote; Dee and Toadie got married on Neighbours ( Australian Soap ), same episode; Dee dies - great!? Car splosh into water, Dee's body lost, Toadie in denial, poor git
Harrold makes toast; "To those taken too soon". Sad so nastyyyy

Lifes ok.. College is good, assignment to be done.. should start that in a mo, have done some more to a website for some woman. errr..
So then.. Much changes,
I wrote a poem about this and got it published.. If ONLY i could find where i saved it

Anyway I'm talking aren't I?
Paintballin this weekend, leave on Saturday at 2pm (at Tesco petrol station).
Come back Sunday night, saturday night is mena be a huuuaaage pissup and eating event with the airattack.co.uk people which shud be amusingggg..
I COME FROM A LNAD DOWN UNDER (8).. lalalala

dID YOU HEAR THAT THUNDER? LALAALALA

Anyhowwww...
Paintballin all day sunday, gona fone in sick heeeheee.. well actually mum said she'd do it SHE DA BEST! MUM YOU R0X! hat off to you!

Peace out!
Party@Paul's - Nov 30th.. maybe.. for my fake new years party.. lemme no wot u think.. cs i nt here new year rhyme.

21-09-2003

20:14

Paul Drage

HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmMMM! I'm Lovin' It!

Worked 12-4 with 10min break which i cant complain about. great hours and getti nreally good at it, kinda cooked bouttt hmmmmm 5,10, errrrr bout 500 burgers! in 4 hours, not bad, no accidents either.

However!!!!
I NEED next sat&sunday off to go paintballing with airattack people (www.airattack.co.uk).

I already paid deposit and am expected to be goin so I either:
Fone Mc D on Sat morning and say I feel *cough splutter* and so on.. OR

I could just not turn up.. hmm!

Or i do it properly and get someone to cover shift.

Shiiite! maths homework for 2moro draw twp statistical graphs... grrrr8.

Em other e to do so better be off.

OOOOh gettin close to Alan's 17th!

Do you wubb me? no1 wubbs me
Pauuuullllll - 118 118! got your number!

19-09-2003

22:49

Paul Drage

Gta work 9-5 2moro.. great fun I thinking about quitting and tryin to get sisters old job at Debenhams.. would be a great change of pace for me, I don't think I can handle another month of Mc Donalds.. It's just not.. fun?

And that my friends is "it" I'm goin to bed so I can get up for my 9-5, but knowin my luck its gona be 10-6
Paul - drama queen nearly 17

18-09-2003

22:31

Paul Drage

Fun-action packed day for the wholllee family hell yeah!
Left at 8:45am as usual, turned up at college for a 9am start with Anthony Evans teaching us random stuff about computing, input and output and storage devices mainly.
Left college at 10:40am, not so usual.
Arrived home on my own without Alan at about 10:50am.
Had a drink and ate a half stale roll that filled my mouth with a really dry crumbley lump of bread.. wow great day so far!

Nehow I did some last minute fixing on sisters laptop, only to discover it cannot boot without the Windoze Xp Install CD jammed in the cd drive! hmm! Mesa gona have to think of a work-around before she needs to logon to the internal network heeehhh DrageNET shall not release ownership of the laptop (ignore me.)

So we drove down to plymouth smoothly down there in the Nissan mmmmm lovely seats, great music, but Rod Stuart cd of mums startin to PISH me off!

Stopped some random services yada yada yada, got there unpacked car took suit-cases and boxes and laptop (damn that laptop! grrrr ) err to the room, then dumped all that there drove to some randomly cleverly placed multi storey car park, walked off around the city center, fun fun then er went back to car got some stuff took it back to her room!

That in-all was about 2 hours, so by this time (after the 4 hours drive.. eek.. 195miles.. eek..) it was abouuuutttt 4:30/5:30pm, got in car without clair, Drove around city trying to escape its ed up one way roads, managed to get out with a furious Dad hammering the accelerator to the floor always a good thing..

Ehm, got right opposite exeter race course when we pulled off and went into some cleverly placed little chef, I swear my stomach controls where eating places are actually built always a good thing.

Anyways, time went by, we ate, I fell in love, I ate, I killed it, then we set off again, from here it was at least 3 hrs 15mins to home, so I put the seat back and closed my eyes (it was dark.. duh!)

I'm spending too long on this I can tell.. anyhowwww, Drove back, smooth again, about 95mph averageeee errrrrr, nothing interesting to report, just endless countryside flicking past like an old film, the sky filled with deep blackness and thick clouds, as thick as .. something thick!! duh.

Errr! Padding.
Slept for bout 10mins..
Wokeup and we were in chipping norton.. they have the fair atm so massive diversions.. dohhhhhh as my Dad put it "it's ing Crazzzzaaaayyyyyyy!!!!" errrr..
YeAH so got home about half an hour ago (ok time is now 22:48, and been writing this since 22:31, better hurry up) so we got back at about quater past 10, yes that's 10:15, so nearly a 12 hour day, 200 miles there, 200 back, 400 in a day, not bad.

Yes I do miss my sister.. And yes I'm sure i will recieve a long fone call about her uni net access soon.. so i look forward to that *rolls eyes*

I'm tired, I'm slightly hungry, and I'm bewildered (yes yes I am an animal.. im what species? GEEEEK) soooo..

Goodnight and Godbless ya souls for readin this here diary!
Paul - So tell me, did you fall from a shootin' star?

12-09-2003

16:43

Paul Drage

Recent life updates which may or may not interest you!:
Got lee's new hard disk drive to fit in his computer, you may have noticed he hasn't been online for several months! well that's kinda my fault but kinda the guys fault i ordered the new hard disk off of!

Trains - Drops of jupiter (that song rules, so get it.)

Couple of days ago switched e-swoosh.co.uk and all sub domains (including this diary) over to a new server that's located in San francisco rather than washington, cheaper

As you may or may not of noticed, it messed things up a bit and im working to fix the problems.

I am curently developing a technology which will allow 56k users ("normal" internet users) to grasp the power of broadband for downloading large files!
More on that when I have cracked it and got a little further in the development processsss!

Im starving as I haven't eaten properly in about 3 days!!!!

Got today off college, and yesterday and the day before that we left at 12, aren't they lovely people!

By the way!
I'm currently offering free web consultation and quotation to any person/company wanting a website, so if you know anyone who would appreciate a cheap website, let me know , thanks.

My rooms a tip! and I am not over exaggerating, it looks like organized chaos!!! except; I don't even know where I left my bank card or house key. The only thing that is easy to see is the big pieces of paper with programming systems sketched on them, I think I'm becoming surroun- ARGGG IT'S ALIVVVVEEEE!!!!!!!! ARRRR EWWWW THAT STALE MUFFIN JUST GREW LEGS ARGGGGGG IT'S ATTACKING MEEEEEEE EEEEVVVIIIILLL MUFFIN!!!!

But it did taste nice 4 days ago when I ate half :S

So howa you? Nice to see people still bother readin this.. if they do!
I updated scrap book, did i mention that? And yeaaaahhhh! I hear Mr.Scouse (Ex-IT teacher) looks a lot less like now he has had his hair cut!! wowza!!

By the way, I used to visit "www..com" in all my IT classes when I woz bored (so most of them) and We used to compare the simmilarity of this so-called '' (an american with a dead end life who uses his looks to pull religious women (i.e he's a milf hunter)) and mr scouse (sorry bout the brackets thing i got carried away).

Here are two pictures to show you the comparison:
(Mr scouse)

("J e s u s")


Lol, anyway!
Catcha around, smile and don't forget; It could always be worse!!

Paul - Guess who's back, back againnnn!!!

10-09-2003

14:52

Paul Drage

Started college on Monday, marvelous! It's an induction week so it's a little messy atm!

We have Fridays off which jus rules,

Much has happend and I'm not sure what to put here, jst stuff rly init,
Started work on a website revamp for Petals and pearls.co.uk,

Made a new friend at college, his name is Dennis and he's Russian, and is MAD which is gr8

Managed to use Mc Donalds discount card to get Big Mac meal for £1.99 which is gd i guess.
Got paid again, And managed to swap shifts with someone to get Sunday off; Family stuff.. joy

Things r just so.. er. amazingly.. messed up atm.

Wokeup late again today, funfun. erm runnin outa credit, lookin for a car still, Richs' first driving lesson today, got let out of college at about 12 because it's a weird interactive sports afternoon they have where weds afternoons ppl go to spiceball.

Ehhhhhmmmm, Thinking of building something, duno wot yet.

Gona go offline and work hard on this website, hopefully get some more cash for my car and other things, Paintball with airatack people is on 27th and 28th of this month pissup thing nite b4 shd be odd interestin woteva.

Will try to update this more often, however a server change is pressing down on me, so the diary may shift about for a while and may even be inaccessible for long periods of time.

Speak to you soonnnna rather than laterrrrrrr
Paulish

03-09-2003

19:49

Paul Drage

Good evening people..
Good news !
College sent a letter and I got mine this morning, as did Alan, we both got onto the course, Btec IT diploma thing? (sounds better like that )

Gota pay £50 for the hardware bit of the course i think?
Hope we get to keep the bits we pull apart

So me and Alan will both be doing the same Maths class n all by the sounds of it !!

Start next monday, 8th August, and not this saturday coming up, but the week after, we are getting our 4x4 w00000ttttt
Working Sat&Sun now, no other shifts until i sort it out.. if i bother!

What else? Richards Birthday coming up on Saturday (6th September) this will evidently make an appearance in the old Scrap book (see top bar)

Stephs bday is the 15th, and Alans the 25th! That means I will of known Alan for bang on 5years and one month? Or rather, 5years and 20 days or so!

So as you can see I'm padding here..

Just saw Lord of the rings : Two towers, superb film! Lovely! absolutely great! Love them trees too! Damn they're cool!!!!


So.. I'm in an ok mood, not too bad

OOOO pay day 2moro!

Did I mention I got my haircut today? goodgood cos wen i wokeup it was rllly massive and weighed like a tonne lol! and then wen walked home i was like so light headed.. boom boom!

That's quite alright,
Bubye from me,

PhilosophicalPaul - I am using aol messenger - WHY?! IT'S ING TORTURE!!

28-08-2003

18:28

Paul Drage

Goood evening,
Just been at work since 11 (11-6).

Yesterday: Went to Sara's and it was interesting, to say the least

So yeah been workin all day, shud be gettin paid this time next week (ish), then goin to buy my mini
(which isn't mine yet obviously!)


And Ally you owe me two cookies
And I shall get myself a shoe horn!!

Duno wot I'm doing tommorow, I was hopin to see Sara again, but I think it's more likely going to be tidying my room and cleaning it, hoovering and dusting and polishing and.. *zzzz!*

And My God! My chair is like a luxury after a 7-8 hour shift!

And I need a haircut, and I have found a magical way to stay grease-less at mc donalds! It's called staying away from the greasy air and fumes

Er!
So yeah I'm wearin Antons t-shirt atm (don't tell him )

Im a theif! ... Well.. Kinda! Still got one of Rich's tshirts somewhere downstairs.

There is much e-swoosh stuff that needs doin if we are goin to go onto fm !! and it involves me spending my hard earned money

Well I better go now, gotta order Leebo a hard drive before courier services close (which is prob too late already )

Hollllaaaaaaaa!
Paulllllllllllllllllllllllllll - You are only a victim of your own success (?!)

26-08-2003

18:45

Paul Drage

Got back from work 45mins ago, as you can probably tell from the big 5? 4 ? day gap I have been quite busy!! mainly with work..

I worked Erm! I duno! :S Some days erm have i posted since sebs? probably?

Had few friends over thursday night (results day) and I think me n Rich were quite pissed.. infact we WERE.
So that was fun

Anyways some good music: Three doors down - by my side, three doors down - be like that!

Anyway so to jump time a lil bit.. Friday MC.D foned and sed i shuda bin at work, but what the hell i missed it, so neeeeva mind

Didn't work sat, Worked sunday, missed monday (was meant to see Sara but alas I did nothing but sit here all day) and I worked today, miss 2moro hopefully see Sara, erm! Work again Friday, miss Saturday, Work again Sunday? Or something like that anyway, I might be working Sat+Sun in which case I just lost a lot of weekend time

e-swoosh radio is coming soon!!! we gona buy the equipment soon neway! shud be goood.. ordering lee a hdd tonite i think.. 80gb i believeee

Eh! eh em!

Seb having another sleepover on Monday 1st September.. Not many people goin I don't think.. so that will be weird!

I think I'm back at college on 4th so that will be weird.. like a new start *shudder* good&bad as you can probably imagine!

Got paid last Friday I think, bout £120 so notttt tooo bad I guess, will get pay slip anyway to make sure they didnt fiddle it

I think that's all from me?
Rich has a mini now! oh yes, and I am buying some cool car don't even ask me wot it is cos i just dont know!

Laterz me valued readersssssssssssss!

PigletPaul - If I cook one more burger I'm gona look like one!

21-08-2003

19:32

Paul Drage

Ohhh and!
Erm!
An entry level 3 (ooooooOOOOO!)
German pass with merit certificate - that says on it: This is not a certificate
Ciao then!
Pauuuuulllll

21-08-2003

19:18

Paul Drage

Wow wot a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Up at 9:05am, shower, fairly cold, brrrr awake!
Jump on bike down town, into mc donalds and ask manager if its ok to take some time out to go and get results, he ses be back by 12.
Go to school with Rich (he got here about half 10) and then biked there met alan lee tinkham and seb and martin and then walked over to library at about 11:06am.

Went in didn't feel nervous at all actually I was just a lil bit curious that's all, I ripped envelope open but wasnt allowed to read until went outside lol (richard alan rule thing), so anyway rich bit his a bit open then stopped and then went out side by the library on the grass and waited for alan to go in and fetch his!

Then we slipped em open and pulled em out and mine was just as I had expected them to be..
Not wanted, expected.
So then crunch time.. 7 c's, 2 d's, and 1 b, not all gr8 but not all crap either rly, infact quite good drama -d, IT -b, maths - d, rest were c's so there we go!

Cheers everyone! It's been a lonnnng time since may 9th when we left The Warriner School Bloxham! *sniff*

Onwards chaps! to the next level! *raises glass* (american pie wedding thingggg)

I shall fone college up in the morning and tell em bout results see what happens, then take form up to them and say plllzzzz let me on the course i know i didn't get a C in maths but still plzzzz and then kiss the dudes shoes
OR NOT!
Tonight is unplanned so far! sister havin some mates over to celebrate their success last week and in their a levels etc!
So rich shud be comin here then duno where we goin! I wna get drunk/pissed tho!
Workin sat and sunday. joy. today at work wasnt too bad just wntd to get home tho init!

So this is a landmark in my life! rahhh!
Me and sara goin out btw

erm yeah I really shud go get changed now! *drip drip!*
Woooooooooo
I think it's sinkin in!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYYYYYY YEAHHHH!!!!!! IT ALLL GOOOODDDD
BYEEEEE MEEEE HOMIESS LOVE YOU ALL

Yeahhh!
Pauullllll - onward and upward, the only way is up!

17-08-2003

18:31

Paul Drage

Saw american pie the wedding at the cinema on friday then saturday morning went to work at 10, erm, did e-swoosh for few horus last night (saturday 16th) not many listeners so gave in and went for a late nite bike ride

Erm not much else happenin rly, just making stop motion films, www.e-swoosh.co.uk/stopmotion

Paulllllll - yeeeeahhhhh baby yeahhhhhh (Goldmember rulez!)

14-08-2003

18:34

Paul Drage

Today was ok at work, although they startin to treat me badly so gona be havin a word with the assholes that treat me bad
Sister got her grades back today, she's got into plymouth university with B's and C's? I duno i didnt pay too much attention so she'll be goin out for a drink tonite no diggidy no doubt,

Mine come through in 7 days time, will be goin into school next thursday to pick em up! Not really nervous about it but I still thinkin positively.. kinda..

Oh.. Payneeeee I Loooooooovvveeeee you so much!
"#~v´¯`×) Paynee (×´¯`v~#" The snails want your women! says: u betta mention how much u loveeee meeeeeeee

lol, so anyway,
Working Saturday, not 2moro got the day off cos he told me to have it off, duno why, he's weird, think I'm on the tills in Sat.. 10am-6pm joyy!!

Gona finish off tidying my room up and get started on lee's computer which has been sat around the house and shed for about two weeks now! lol. as ever im speedy at doing these things

Oh and Richs' hdd cooler came today at 7 ing am, so i shall be fitting that 2moro no diggidy no doubt,

Thanks for reading I know it's a lot of effort, oh and the weather is b-e-a-utifulllll blue skys all around and hot shining sun!

Laterz,
Aligatorz!
Paulus Mac simus - Always take the weather, always take the weather with you!!

12-08-2003

15:37

Paul Drage

Toppa the afternoon to yaz!
Gota work from 6-11 tonight, and then got weds off, working Thurs 4pm-11pm, Friday 8am-4pm, Sat 8am-4pm, Wohah! money i guess

So what's up with you?
Gr8 dayyyyy doing nothing eating icecream and chillin literally.
Em yeh so thats gr8 then,
Watchin some crazy fukd up thing on itv1 now lol
Ciao4now
Paul - Yeppers thats me

10-08-2003

15:18

Paul Drage

Shift 3 in the Big Donalds house?
Much much better day today, was up at 6am *yawn* and was at work cooking burgers at 7:05am.. yeeehah?

Legs are knackered, but im getting much faster at makin stuff and stuff so thats goood, made a few enemies and couple of m8s which is good i guess?!

Chris (manager duuude) told me to clean grill at about 2:45pm, thats quater to 3 so I did that, and then he told me just to go home init so woohah!
Clocked out at about 3:05pm, and i've already had a shower written this and dried off, im so gr8 im a miricle in the works !


On other news: My life is borrring, like dah! Gimme stuff to do!!
Well that's yer lot folks (that sounds SO old fashioned, blame paynee for the SO american cheesey SO's)
Tootem rootem !(me new saying)
Paulus the walrus of the dark deep - these boots r made for walkin thats just wot they're gona do, one'a these days these boots r gona Walk-all ova youuuu!

08-08-2003

18:28

Paul Drage

Hah what a mother ing bad ing ed up day that was, i mean ing hell the twats gahhhh!
I'm wondering if its worth me carrying on lol, I hate it now i been there for two shifts, cooked like 200 burgers hate the cow outa them, and then you get the gimpy manager - chris always presuring you to do it faster, so you do it faster, only the faster u do it the more u screw it up, take thisa for example...
Had a tray of 8 1/4 pounders, had dressed the buns and put the cheese on the back end of the burgers, got the heels outa the steemy cooker thing, burnt 10 fingers.. yes t hats two hands OUCH THAT ING KILLS
Erm was sliding the heels off the tray (bottoms of buns)
And i was putting them onto the burders in their boxes ready to be slid down the cool slidey thing, and i dropped like two on the floor, which means you gota start them two all over again, did that, but one was burnt so had to do another, then this foreign head comes in and goes "noi noi noi! you do like this yah?" HIM! :@ I mean why can't he get a life and working ing part time, then i could ing boss his ty ass around, ASS HOLE.
Excuse me.
Took my break at 2:30pm. so about half way thru the shift (started at 10 finished at 6)
Uhm, Had to do loads of stuff took abotu 20 minutes off stoof in the freezer room
It's so ing hot in there... specially when you touch the 250 degree's C fryer.... owwwwww.
Had to walk all the way home and my feet kill!!!!
I'm all greeeecey, off for a shower, i think i will stick at the job until i get fired, and next time some foreign head comes up to me im gona smack him in the jaw and make him bleeed. You can't ing understand what he's saying then he'll get pissed off when your just stood there waiting for the s to cook, so yeh screw him.
The moral? Don't get a job in mc donalds enless you specifically signup to serve the people at the tills which unfortuneatly there are never any places so the moral? generally don't get a job at mc f u c k e r donalds,
thanku come again!
Paul - formally Mc Donalds rebel - their all fkers

06-08-2003

23:11

Paul Drage

Tired neeeed sleep, i smell of burgers, but damnnnn i have a good job

Can cook me a big mak in under 50 secs lol i bet you can't..

Got free drinks and stuff and Ally came in which was odd but was cooking so couldn't realllly talk to er nm ay.
Nite nite,
Paulipops - Formally Mc Donalds Boy

04-08-2003

12:51

Paul Drage

Welllllllll uhhhh, Saturday me n rich went to mmy aunt&uncles 90th birthday party (40+50 = 90 )
So dat ws a good laff got well pissed and maaaad
I won't mention the zip line Rich

Uhhhmm! Yesterday was recovering, cos we slept ova at horley campsite where they held it, slept in Richs' tent, which got reallllly hot by about 7am so i was up and outa there quite early,

Got loads of cool 70s n 80s music now, Now playing is:
The All-American Rejects - Swing Swing
Hmm deff not 70s n 80s oh well still got a bit of an addictive chorus line on it "Swing swing swing" heeeheee

So how r u? Your good? Weather is superb atm, as i look out of my window i see it is very bright and the sky is pure light blue LUSHHHH!!!! MINNNTTT!!!! ACE!!!!! RADICAL!!!!!! YEAAAHHHH!
Woop got distracted,
Just got some more cool music!
The Transplants - Diamonds and Guns (It's a Twisted World We Live In) Full song

Well yeaaahhhhhh get out there and do something kinda day today! Sam went on holliday on Saturday as did Steph so that's gr8 ? lol

I'm gona go smash golf balls at Richs' in a mo.. and lots of mad stuff, nearly completed vice city, im on about 62% completion which means! Now i have to find all the unique jumps etc

Catcha around boom shakka laaaa!
Paulus the walrus - or so i have been told!

01-08-2003

18:37

Paul Drage

Wellll
Yesterday attempted to dye hair purpleeeyyyy but it kinda went wrong oh well!

Toooodayyyy went to Mc D, and had induction thingy, got two shifts sorted so far..

Shud back bout £70!!

Ciao4now
Paul

29-07-2003

21:47

Paul Drage

Change of plan, not gona get green hair nemore, Interview 2moro at 3pm, been tryin to fix lee's boogad computer since bout half 4, before that was in town wandering and stuff! got some hair stuff, so it not gona be green i will let ya know how it turns out! lol.

Tidying room 2moro cos its a mess and i now have a new object for it..
Samantha's Dad kindly gave me a desk chair from his old work place? as they are moving offices or sumfink (Alcatel) So im sat on this lovely soft blue chair now And now i can scrap the green one with the pole up yer ass type one woohoo :mixed:

Much to do, Saturday auntys partay pissup thing, Sunday will still be there cos stayin ova, Monday mite start work if get job??
Thursday crippy comin to do hair,
Friday goin Richs' to do his mums computer.. argg so much stuff to do!
Hope i can do lee's 2moro at about 12 maybe. It's gona be a long week
Oh well! Chin up!
UpdatechazSoonAz
Paul - It aint cocaine as you sip champagne as you toast high times on the gravy train!

28-07-2003

18:59

Paul Drage

Applied to Mc donalds again! woo joy fun fun fun!


Gotta do:
Fix Richs' Mum's computer - Tues,
Fix lee's computer - Anytime,
Mc Donalds Interview, Wednesday @ 3PM ask for Chris,
Hair Green, or some colour Thursday,
Do stuff like woteva, probably give paynee her pink elephant and collect some videos which i will never give back {dont read that}

And other random happenings, need ot go on a run again, probably go 2moro morning time,
Will keep ya "posted"!
Btw i suck and mine sweeper flags and im happy to lose against u if you ask me!
Oh yes, two days ago I gave in and got msn6.
Im all achey from Alans' sleepova still,
I am not very tired tho, although tonight i will prob go about 11pm.
Ciao ciao!
Paulus the greatus - Sing if ya with me

27-07-2003

15:57

Paul Drage

Home from Alans sleepova!

Wow! Crippy is so... RANDOM It's so fun walking along the grove road in the pitch dark talking about trees pretending to be trees and so on

Alan's sleepover was fun, I guess, I didn't actually sleep until about 2:40pm, when I slept for around 30mins I would say!

I am knnnnaaaaccckkkerrrreeed! I'm all achey and stuff, I been shower but I can't sleep!
I miss the madness tho

I walked into a door wen got home cos i so ing tired!
I I ! I!!!! My parents just got in (big yawn )
And they all parentlike and all coming up and like how was it then how r u blahhh, for once wudcha just OFF while im trying to rest my eyes GAHHH.

I hate being tired but I hate to miss cool things when I sleep at sleepovers like cool things u miss..?! u know wot i mean i think.

I dont fancy another one too soon tho, it screws me up sleeping away from home Everythings so messed up (Puddle of mudd, blurry) cool song!

Rumours of another one at Alans, and one at Antons - with alcohol, and so many thingggsss, me and crippy and i think ally mehbe? discussed having a party in some place thats not someones house, so that we can go home at the end and sleep in the warm safety and comfty of our own beds/homes woteva.

Someone arrange it, but better make sure im not away on holliday or sumfink stupid!
Paul - tired, sleepy, achey, and something else but i cant sense the feeling, its some sort of emotion under it all.. i think i have been hit by a smooth criminal, i think crippy stole my normality!

25-07-2003

17:58

Paul Drage

Wellllll.
I have had many ideas about how to finish this, Infact i have posted "the final post" severall times and then later deleted it.

I don't think i will finish it but atm i just cant be arsed to update, so in a couple of weeks i will post again maybe a few days who knows! so yeh.
Lataz,
Paul - snoooreeeee

22-07-2003

18:36

Paul Drage

I have never been more offended in my life!

[17:23:37] I gna lock m: by september ul b startin college and will b totally broke cz insted of workin u did "fitness trainin"
[17:23:47] Paul: woteva steph.
[17:27:18] I gna lock m: well im sorry but i just bein realistic. u goin college not army and in september ul b absolutely broke, makin lil bit of money doin the occasional comp job

How nice!? I wana apply to army and do the medical see what comes out of it, just incase dont get into college init! some people ! gahh

How am i? Bored really.

I am an angel woohoo!!

Soon!
Paul - like WOTEVA!

20-07-2003

14:12

Paul Drage

Been an odd weekend and odd week in all.

Broke up wid Steph at some point, i think maybe thursday or friday,
Went over to Sam's on Friday night and me and her Dad managed to bump my ocmputers temperature down to about 48 degrees C, wheras before it was closer to 60.

He told me a lot of stuff which was quite interesting, oh yes i went there at 8, left about 11.

Saturday (yesterday), went to some scout reunion thing, meant to be for my parents and older generations, some of my uncles and auntys and cousins were there, my cousin from the navy came up which was kool, I think he's 19 now, maybe 20?

Rich came with me too, and stuff.

When I got home in the evening I drank a fairly large volume of vodka, and that made me quite ... cant think of a word.

Just downloaded DareDevil, and Cool runnings is about 5% now.
yawn!

Nothing to do today, I'm guessin Rich is at his old peoples meeting in town with Sam ?

I'm bored.

Reasonably happy, although, I don't know!

One of my aunty's is havin a party in a couple of weeks time, one of my uncles (Uncle Tom, turned 50 this year, and he is rly good with computers.) So they are celebrating 50 & the age of my aunty, i forget, so that shud be a good laff, at horley campsite again me thinks, think will take Rich if he wants to go, and think will stay over.

That's pretty much everythin up to date then!

I uh! will uhm! Update-you-soon, not that this is a very interesting read nemore sorry.. Just, so tired, i really shud stop goin to bed at like 2am, Mars attacks was on last nite so that made me stay up... DOH!
Buhbye!
Paulski - If I had a hammer..

16-07-2003

15:43

Paul Drage

I have made a couple of changes to the scrap book and my msn profile, I have watched bargain hunt and another antiques program, I am so happy IT'S RAINING WOOOOOOHOOOO!!!! about bloody time!


Fan&Heatsink arrived today, i ordered em off the net, I have to go to Sam's Dad so he can help me fit it, it's a tricky business fitting a heatsink

I feel quite bad, Head a bit dizzy and I think mabe im still dehydrated even after drinking a couple of pints of water, last nice was fairly restless and I found it hard to sleep.

Snoreeeee
Feel exhausted and drained, not very happy, quite dull and bored again

What goes around comes around this is the sound it's time to get downnnn(8)

Immmm sooooo booorrrreeeddd
Had a nightmare that I applied to mc donalds and got a job, and I was really happy :S, but
Then when I wokeup I realised I didn't have a job, but maybe it's telling me to apply to mc donalds :S but I promised myself that I wouldn't submit myself to that kind of torture and public humiliation, however, I AM EXTREEEEMELY desperate for a job!!

If I don't get taken on by Hurrans or Argos or Chalkies? Chalkys? Some cd shop that probably pays crap, then I may actually get an application form for Mc Donalds. :/
I feel all submissive and weak.. stupid weather, I NEED MORE RAIN RAIN RAIN! WHY DID IT STOP?!

Bubye for now,
Paul - I can see clearly now the rain has gone, I can see all the obstacles in my path?

15-07-2003

15:19

Paul Drage

What a b-e-a-u tiful day it is today!! mmmm mmm mmmm!
ing boiling tho int it!!! jeeeez.

I hot just layin on bed with fan on highest setting!
Been out in garden sleeping in the sun, which cant be too good for me, i feel exhausted and so tired! feel kinda ill, like think i might be dehydrated infact

I'll go drink a couple of pints of water and then sleep again this time in the shade, Rich stood me up, well, he prob too lazy, don't blame him really.

Some rain would be good though!!
I wana run about in the rain !!



Well then I'll be seeing you!
I may or may not update this lata on, I don't think I will,

********* BREAKING NEWS!!!!! ********
Black eye has now returned to normal colours, only a fine thin line of red can be seen at the lower edge of my eye lid, so that means it took just over a week and a half to fix itself?

Ciao Ciao
Paul - Feeling hot hot hot (lalalalaaa )

14-07-2003

01:10

Paul Drage

Ah ha then, lovely sunny day (last post below this one is out of order, it shud be below the post below it if ya get me, vodka goin to me head!)
Today did lots i guess,
Biked to alans got there about 1,
Had kinda massive water fight which spanned pretty much the whole time we were there (left at about 7pm.)
Got tan now so thats gud i guess, Jumped off bails n stuff, kinda itches wen ya ent got tshirt on. Dust i guess. Shame lee wont do that at alans sleepova, cos come to think of it, lee is probably alergic! lol!
So lifes just tiring atm, all this work on

Need a job BAAAAADDDDLY
Me an Rich are gona do another competition, we gona see who can stay awake for the longest, obviously this means we will have to live closely monitoring each others patterns of doseyness. woteva.
Yesterday, went blading in the evening, (Sunday evening) was v nice weather actually, went cinema at quater to 3, that's 2:45pm, saw Charlies Angels - Full throttle (hehe drop some SEARCH ENGINE terms there.)
Before cinema we just did not much at spiceball and walked around town, Sunday was Banbury Carnival 2003, although i did not watch it its tradition not to ya no!

After cinema went to peoples park where im pretty sure laura jones was shouting my name out.. hmm.
(Sunday this was dont forget.) Lee's debut show on ImpactLive.co.uk. Hmm! could of been worse, was ok infact.
Recorded that and may stream a copy upon request.

I hope this brings you up-to-date on my life, i shall be applying to hurrans soon aswell, maybe argos too, lol.

Quick note to me:
See you around chuckdidlyucks,
Paulus the greatus - Airattack is BACK

09-07-2003

Unknown

Paul Drage

Wait hold up, this date was missing and so I have just made this up on the 9th.
I swear I typed it! maybe i dreamt it?

No i deffo didnt!

Gahhh, Colin picked up his computer, all is working fine after a fresh copy of win98 and a few driver re-configs etc. Removed virus and all seems to be ok.
Even paid me £10 for it, thankoo Colin
Was really kind of him to do that.
Not sure where this entry has disappeared so this will have to do.
Sowwie and thankzyaz
Paul - muddled.

09-07-2003

19:05

Paul Drage

Hi there, got my hair cut today,

Built some kinda address book thingy.. click here to see it, and see if you're in it

Didnt see quincy! uh ohhh!
Just had bbq, room is totally boiling
It's way too hot in here..

Still thinkin bout gettin me hair totally coloured!

Transvision Vamp - Baby I don't care
Another gr8 oldie, saw it on top of the pops2 :$ couldnt resist.. !

Lataz alig8az
Paul - "I make hair look guuuudddd"

07-07-2003

21:44

Paul Drage

man!
Colin came over again to collect his computer and it's not done for like the 10th time he's been here, I REALLY need to get it done, but im lacking motivation to get outa my chair, my room is now tidy and my computer is back on its desk in my room. Joy.
Tommorow I'm gona get up and out and do something.. duno what, I might do something, dont know what, I wana get out, might go to park, I have lots of programming to do, I have just reinstated a crusty old project of mine! SOK - Streets Of Kaos.
I'll have more details soon, when my scanner is up and running, I can then scan in some of my early designs and get the ball rolling.

I will be looking for talented friends, yes, that probably is you, oi come back here! don't run away, I doubt I can afford to pay you enless of course I make plenty on this game. All depends, but if you are willing i will need the following:
-Voices, anyone can do this! - Recordings of people saying certain statements and comments.
-Art, character sketches and design
-Concept designers - new ideas, missions and levels, game play ideas etc.
-Mission writers - Duh!
-Plot/stroy writers - duh!
There will be many positions to fill, if you think you have any skills at all that will be useful to me, just drop me an email: paul@e-swoosh.co.uk

More information can be sent to you upon request, I will need to keep everything closed for now, as in information only released upon request as I don't want to let too many ideas go at once!
Thats my geek talk over for now.

Hows you then?
Im odd atm, my eye is getting even more purple, really dark purple now!
It gets worse first right? then better? the bruising on my eye (this is) is fading at the top[ of the eye so its less obvious and is now "sliding" down the eye lid, so its getting nearer the bottom near eye lashes making it look like i ent had any sleep! hah!

Im a dippy foule!

Im quite hungry atm actually.
For those who do actually read this, I remind thee, I am a poor teenager living in a small house in the middle of a town, nothing more, nothing less, where did that come from?!

Can i make you feel insignificant? NO?

Well er..
Just think, all your life, you will only be known locally, only people in your town/village will know you, your friends and family will be good, you may get into the national papers/news mainstream for a day or two, but then the people will forget you, your name will NEVER be burned into peoples minds? they will not know about you.
Try this for size:
Bill gates.
George W Bush.
Bill clinton

You know wot, screw it, im sure your happy anyway!
Have a good day/night/evening/afternoon/year!
Paul - *huge sigh* - you can never have it all

05-07-2003

13:26

Paul Drage

Quite a boring week I guess, went to school yesterday got thrown out by Miss curtis, BITCH, who happens to be a LESBIAN. (theres some words for a search engine.. hehe :mad

Went Steph's las nite, smacked eye on bedpost, blackeye, t his morning it looks like i have purple eye shadow on! lol!
My other eye is straining to see what i am typing, all my fault, never mind, moving on.
Taking back application forms today.. im sure its gona look great with me havin an eye like this

Downloading a couple of films, Gangs of new york, and charlies angels - full throttle, they will be for sale at £2 each, maybe £3, depends I'll let ya no.

Im gona go now then, nice updating you?
Paul - EYE see YOU

01-07-2003

20:21

Paul Drage

I need to do somat with my life.. getting bored of sitting at home every day like a tankass.

Madonna - Hollywood = good!
Today did nuffin, played vice city which was kinda odd, cos i still dunt like it that much, just helkped fix leebo's bike.. hehe

Wokeup at 11:30am this morning... thats before afternoon! wooohooo! Watched "10 things I HATE about you" - which is a class film! i downloaded it at like midnight and it was done by about 4/5am.. now thats quick.
I shall let you know more about my job applications soon..
It's the first of this month so I think i will update scrap book to reflect what has happend recently.. not much
"Oh baby oh baby i want you i need you!.. am i really that transparent?!"

Paul - Lives in Hollywood

29-06-2003

21:36

Paul Drage

So then, that's it left school for good, Sad, yet happy, probably said this before?
I officially left on: 27th June 2003, at approx 2:20pm - 3pm.

So there we go.

We did e-swoosh Radio last night, was a bit of a laugh , the recording sounds really quite amusing.. We had fun tho, rite?

Im sure we will do another show in just under a week?

A bit worried about Steph atm, she has been in an odd, no mood kind of mood all week;
We live in a free world, i whistle down the wind, carry on smiling and the world will smile with you
Ace Of Base - Life Is A Flower (Original)
Great music there ^,
Just think, in a few years time, NONE of this music will be on kazaa? well, a few small sources may still exist but come on, we all know that all this new age crap will take over and wipe out all the great choons about.. it's a sad fact really

Im quite happy, been eating a lot reeecently.. lol.. MMMM MARS ICECREAM!!!!

Mum and Dad left for Canary Islands last night at about 7pm?
They called us earlier, didn't say much, said it was extremely hot, and then I felt my brain snap and my stomach cry out, I think i just twigged that I should have said yes and gone with them.. Oh well, we learn from our mistakes!

Gona be on hella a lonely and boring week infact..

Have fun, stay real,
Paul - Fan-dam-bango

27-06-2003

12:31

Paul Drage

Just about to goto school.. Final signature, Mr southcombe -> Locker keys, and Mr. Wright tutor signature, it's sad in a way
But at least this brings a close to one chapter of my life, and opens the next - The best summer hollidays of my life.. so far anyway

I'll let you know wot happens later on.. So far today I have tidied a tiny bit of my room and eaten some chips and had a pizza and did a write-up report for chewnet, burnt another 2 cd's, and sat down.
Does this sound too much like you?
Are you becoming a FAT, LAZY, BORING GIT?
I can help you!
For just £30 I will give you a very resourceful collection of video tapes (VHS PAL, UK only.)
They will motivate you back into the young, inhibited Teenager that you are!.. I think!

Laterz,
Paul - ciao

26-06-2003

20:08

Paul Drage

Rich just gone home at laaast
lol, joke..
..
Well he did actually only just leave, but never mind, he been ere since like 1pm?

Went town today got a couple more application forms for random jobs, hope i get one Really need money, and fast!

Meant to be payin for my hosting (that hosts e-swoosh.co.uk and even this diary), i was ment to pay like 4 days ago but I am really really poor.

In the name of me, If you are reading this, please by a copy of the matrix reloaded off of me!

Didn't go to Steph's, uhm, some reason.
lol, never mind ay... Just somethings happen at the wrong time all the time

Me and leebo are gona start on a 3d project soon, the outcome should be a film that's about 30mins long, featuring fully 3d environments and rendered scenes.
...IF we ever get it planned, lol.

i feel exhausted, but i dunt know why.
Didn't goto skul today, am going 2moro tho, found my other leavers form, I thinks im gona have ta bike again that's really evil

If you reading this, I am listenin to: "Stereophonics - Pick a part that's new" = very cool song

This summer hollidays is gona b so unreal!
Parents leave for the canary islands on Saturday, stupid time to go, shame it werent in summer holls, could of done somethin.. God knows what.
I live in a dump!!!

You can do all the things that you like to do, all around and .. blah.. pick a part thats new..
All around upside down pick a part thats new, what's new to you?

And that was of course, my very insightfull thought of the day ripped from the lyrics of this very song.

Im now selling GTA VICE CITY, £4, two cd's. There is also a special offer, the first customer to order this special deal will infact get the two cd's for £2 instead of £4!
Wotta bargain?!
Full game, audio, radio, everythin. Nearly legal.
Ahem.
Hoping to see Steph saturday or sumthin? then at 9pm we do radio station again! www.e-swoosh.co.uk
Thanks fer readin todays longer babble, I'm sure these entries will become better one day.. one day...
O wait, that reminds me, Last saturday I got my haircut, I think it woz 3 back and sides and generally longer on top, it's growing back fairly quick, will try gelling it in the morning, see what happens!
Gottaaa sleeepppp

Paul - The cool one

25-06-2003

22:43

Paul Drage

Ah crap, I wish there was sumat to say Alan.. :S I just duno wot ta say, sorry i guess.. Things will get better, they always do, it's just lifes way of giving us a reality check every now and again..!

Im quite tired from going to school today.. I might go tommorow for last time ever just to finish my orange leavers form off!!

Depends if i can get up !
Ment to be seein Steph 2moro..
Da da da,
Don;t think she happy atm.. uh oh me thinks.
Soon,
Paul.

24-06-2003

14:00

Paul Drage

I am....
Doing...
A whole load
Of..
Nothing!
Today.
Sitting on my arse eating chocolate drops which are ment for cooking chocolate biscuits and the like, im so hungry i could eat a small country...or..not

,br> Bored! O btw if you want a copy of the matrix reloaded you can buy it off me for £5.
For the next two days a special £3 offer will be on!

Im broke atm
Need a job i prob go get some more application forms soon.
Cyaz,
Paul - out of choc drops

20-06-2003

23:00

Paul Drage

Got hair cut today, doesn't look too bad im quite pleased with it..
Went to Stephs tonite, then to Youth club thing, we played some football and ate some food was a laugh i guess, this irritating 13 yr old girl thinks im a spastic and i rly wna kill her, lol.
Been doing some cool stuff, just relaxing and chillin rly, havin a gud time so far, got tonnes of cider to get thru lol, probably drink it sometime in summer holls?
Just broadcastin on e-swoosh radio live atm! wowza
So then, Our next show is deff gna b about 9pm Saturday 28th June!

Not much else ta say really, im about, doing nothing 2moro, probably walk down town pick up some bits n pieces, might apply for co-op job :S
God, I know it's bad but.. It's money right? No offense to anyone there k?


Thanko,
God Bless yaz,
Paul - Happy, delightful, spoon full of sugar!

19-06-2003

22:59

Paul Drage

Feels mucho later than it is, just been listenin to Steve Penk's last show. Im knda bored and really really tired.

I'm lost for wordss atm, I did e-swoosh radio for a few listeners earlier, was a bit of a laff.

I'm gona go bed soon, arse hurts, stupid chair..
Paul - *yawn*

19-06-2003

17:57

Paul Drage

Woo hoo.
Neighbours script writers r e.
That's all for now, might post later.
Paul - just eated pizza

18-06-2003

16:41

Paul Drage

Hey there,
Got home a few mins ago? About an hour?
Last night was gr8 fun! was weird tho. lots of weird things happenin man.
Most weird thing for me was, Martin brought his sleeping bag with him to the "sleepover" but erm.. at 2am him and bartlet walked off!? they got a lift and went home.. or at least thats what we thinking!
Cider is fun
O btw kylie i stole your fat bottle of cider
lol!
Rich annoyed me though, didn't you Rich? He took my alcohol (thats actually a crime..) furthermore, I don't think he drunk it, becos i was the only one with a bottle opener so what he ses is "I hid it becos you didnt need any more" - fkin hell, fkin twat, bladdy ell he may of been tellin the truth but, he hasn't even given it back to me! Which knda pissed mee offfff!

I'm gettin a bit bored of sleepovers now, they all the same tbh, let's have a party? Is that too much to ask? And we want a strobe light!
Im all achey atm.. That happens after sleeping in a tent to me, i wont straighten out for a couple of days, lol.

Kylie's Step-dad Greggor? He is so cool man! I think he's like.. teh best dad eva.. yeh.. ok then.. thats a weird thing to put.
Two stone! Nintendo!
"She's just the falvour of the week"

Seb&Kylie should go out again, don't think i should of said that so loudly las' nite.
Anyways, more crap later maybe if i can be arsed..
O btw.. Greggor Cooks rly nice breakfast..!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

Paul - Wants a fatty pizza rite ere rite now

17-06-2003

18:21

Paul Drage

Off to kylie's now!
Quick note:
Physics was a piss easy exam.. easiest of em all.
No more school exams.. worries ever again!.. sorta thing..
E-swoosh returns on the 28th june, saturday night (couple of weeks?)

Kylie's farm.. somethin bout a sleepova and alcohol so dat sounds gud,
cu laters!
Paul - Like a bull in a china shop

16-06-2003

21:25

Paul Drage

Ahem.
My up-most appologies for the days i have missed, this was simply because there were not enuf hours in the day!
I have been busy doin the ofllowin things:
Broadcasting live(more in a mo), Doin jackass swings, Layin about in the sun all day, havin a look into an army career, talkin, textin, walkin, biking, revising, burning cd's, helping mum, eating, sleeping a bit, watchin films, and listenin to LOADS of music!

Tonight I was tryin to setup Counterstrike and half life games (which are of great qualitay)

Today I popped into town, took a look at the chances of gettin an army career in this green tent that was outside debenhams... how very perculiar!

Went to lee's about 1 ish, we did some geek man, It was my idea to make an ice-cube melting video! heres whatcha do.. setup ya webcam to take a pic every 30secs, aim it at a plate with a fat lump of ice on it (really big...) and then wait for a bout 3 hours! great fun?
At the end you can see the stages in which an ice-cube melts! lol..
Besides this, we tried to revise quite a bit.. i took some of it in anyway.

I erm.. tried to do a damn.. cant think of the word.. ! .. ah yesh! Shirrad? shirad? sherad? sherrad? well you know what i mean?
I ran along and did a lil skid, pretendin to be a character from a film, i sed "sounds like heck" so lee guessed "shrek" which it was of course. (this was on big brotha the other nite.)

I sat down quite heavily at the end of lee's bed, and erm.. the whole thing snapped and fell thru.. lol! ! it was sooo funny, guess you gota be there tho rite?

So we bodged it together with a screw i found, we hammered the screw thru the latches on the bed and into the main frame thingy and its sorta ok now .. lol.. ah.

Some great music thats worth a look into:
Anything by 'Weird al yankovich',
N-trance - Set you free
Plummet - Damaged (Trance Remix)
Flat beat - the old levy's jeans advert? remember it? well.. i do!
Appologies for this next one..
XTM VS DJ Chuky Presents Annia - Flying on the wings of love
God how gay dopes that make me look? lol.

Didn't see Steph on sunday like we had arranged mucho earlier on in the week.. hmm!

Saw a film on Sunday.. Anger management. Quite a gud film, I'd rate it 3 outta 5 stars, compared to the matrix reloaded with 4/5 stars, so not bad, comedies are great I really enjoyed it, some very subtle things which just work and make it click for me.

e-swoosh Radio broadcasting live from banbury oxfordshire! - ah yesh! Friday night @ 10pm gmt, we went live (www.e-swoosh.co.uk), For me it was a great success, ok, so we only peaked at 9 listeners but it was a grat laugh and wa